You are suddenly summoned to the wonderful world of equestria to take part in a study about humans. But will your fate be sealed within Equestria forever when Vinyl Scratch, your favorite pony, becomes "interested" in you?
3233720 Well since I don't have anything to do this weekend that's college related, I'll probably start on it tomorrow. Sooooo....wednesday-ish? Maybe tuesday if I'm feeling ambitious.
Sorry guys, classes are getting busy because labor day is coming up so I have a lot of work to do. I'm working on the next chapter right now but it probably won't be finished till tomorrow. Sorry for the delay, thanks for the love!
"I don't have all my gear now since its a small gig." She walks over and caresses the biggest speaker, nested behind her turntable. "These are my babies. Quad fifteen inch ubermax subwoofers, top of the line vent technology, five thousand watts, 16 ohms all together. "
HOLY SHIT! That's some GOOD sound quality. And it's not even ALL OF THE GEAR! Dear goodness. I think I just pissed myself from the utter amazingness. No joke. DJ'S FOREVER! s3.amazonaws.com/achgen360/t/Kf7GjLOD.png
"Oh but I do! I couldn't just not throw the biggest party ever for the first human to set foot in Equestria in over one hundred years! Me and everyone else here are really exited that you're here and sooo...."
"Oh but I do! I couldn't just not throw the biggest party ever for the first human to set foot in Equestria in over one hundred years! Me and everyone else here are really exited that you're here and sooo...."
"Welcome to Equestria!!!" everypony shouted, followed by cheers and whistles.
"Wow, everyone, I don't kno-"
"Don't you mean everypony?" Pinkie butted in. You could hear everypony giggle a bit at your mistake
"Probably because I hadn't met somepony like you yet."
Also you do realise that the common argument is between Vinyl's eyes being either magenta (which they are) or red, not both.
"Uh, sure." She removed her shades. Coming out behind them were two big magenta eyes, staring right at you, which made your heart skip a beat for a second. But now, you finally knew for sure. They were red...You spaced out, admiring how attractive and somehow provocative they were before she snapped you out of your daydream by waving her hoof in front of your face.
Before you could even finish that thought, the door closed behind you and you heard its dead bolt shift into place. You turned around to see Twilight walking up to you slowly with an overly-exaggerated sway in her hips. She came up to you and put her head next to yours before whispering in your ear. "Oh don't worry, this party isn't over yet...*hic*."
"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! But I'm sure you already knew that didn't you? Ooh that's a really nice shirt! I hope I didn't mess it up. Anyways this is your big 'Welcome To Equestria' surprise party! I bet you weren't expecting all this were you? I wasn't either!!! That is until a few weeks ago when I heard a human was coming to Equestria and I was like", Pinkie puts on a hilarious surprised face and gasps dramatically, "and then I knew I had to make a biiiig party just for you because your'e really special and..."
You knew it'd be rude to just ignore everypony here except Vinyl, especially after all they did for you.
Well, that sure was blunt. Suddenly, everypony stopped with their questions and encouraged you to answer that one.
"Rum and soda, I guess, on the rocks please." Can't go wrong with that.
Wow. Just wow. I never expected Twilight, of all ponies, to do the flirting.
3232858 That's what happens when you give a few drinks to a pony with mild OCD and stress problems
Nooooooooooooooo..... now I wait for the next update.
P.S. What is the ETA for the next update?
You dun gone be RAPED SON.
3233720 Well since I don't have anything to do this weekend that's college related, I'll probably start on it tomorrow. Sooooo....wednesday-ish? Maybe tuesday if I'm feeling ambitious.
I so called it. Right when I read "Didn't know she had a guest room." or something along those lines, I'm like "Thats right. She doesn't."
Nice chapter man!
NOPE going to bed,
god, the blessing and curse of high-proof alcoholic beverages.
measureless courage, and stupid decisions
nopony can save him now.
i suddenly wonder what kind of kinky shit twilight has in store for him
Sorry guys, classes are getting busy because labor day is coming up so I have a lot of work to do. I'm working on the next chapter right now but it probably won't be finished till tomorrow. Sorry for the delay, thanks for the love!
The drunken librarian wanting some late night play huh?
My body is Ready.
Time to drop the beat
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You must play CoD with a username like that
Not that I disapprove!
Go drunk, home. You're Twilight.
yes. dream come true. silly twilight, im taken. :insertvinylscratchemoticon:
light weight drinker
Well well. What do we have here? drunk twilight leading the guy upstairs into her room. I say......Bring on the Clop!!!
3334737 jack and crystal rarity best of friends make this a fanfic
Well, this story is terribly cliche in the sense that the ponies are instantly attracted to the human. Very Gary Stu.
The grammar and spelling aren't terrible though, so all might not be lost.
And as a side-note: If this was 'me' at the end, I'd be very concerned about rape. My thoughts would include: I need an adult. Among other things.
3783609 We ARE adults
hahahahaha, oh Alex, you are screwed! (pun not originally intended)
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HOLY SHIT! That's some GOOD sound quality. And it's not even ALL OF THE GEAR! Dear goodness. I think I just pissed myself from the utter amazingness. No joke. DJ'S FOREVER!
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Surprise has an r both before and after the p.
Also, again with the Twilight shit.
3800322 Sigh... Seems to be going that way...
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>RAPE
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I couldn't stop myself.
comment of the year
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"Oh but I do! I couldn't just not throw the biggest party ever for the first human to set foot in Equestria in over one hundred years! Me and everyone else here are really exited that you're here and sooo...."
PINKIE SAID 'EVERYONE' ITS THE MARK OF THE END
And they didn't notice her mistake?
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Go home, /mlp/
they not the
Also you do realise that the common argument is between Vinyl's eyes being either magenta (which they are) or red, not both.
Magenta is not red.
I'm resisting the urge to go back in time and space to switch place with Alex because of the possible paradox
"Probabilmente perché io non avessi incontrato somepony come voi ancora."
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Before you could even finish that thought, the door closed behind you and you heard its dead bolt shift into place. You turned around to see Twilight walking up to you slowly with an overly-exaggerated sway in her hips.
She came up to you and put her head next to yours before whispering in your ear.
"Oh don't worry, this party isn't over yet...*hic*."
( it was at this moment Alex knew he was fucked)
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You forgot to mention that the bottom line is narrated by morgan freeman.