Bloomberg stood tall at the top of his hill. It was not itself a very big hill, but after he'd had the rest of Equestria flattened it was the largest hill there was. All around was his orchard. All was still and peaceful, save for the rustle of wind and occasional drop of an apple.
Reports came from earth and sky. The Devourers had been nearly cleansed from the Badlands and the icy north. Soon, his beautiful landscape of red, yellow and green would sweep unbroken across all of Equestria. Soon, all would be apples.
Life was good.
Victory for the Ents!
That was fucking creepy.
I kinda thought he won an election when I read the title.
I see nothing wrong with eternal apples... apples are THE FOOD OF THE GODS.
Wait, he is going to plant braeburns right? No? *whimpers* Galas? No?
Bloomberg may be smart for a tree, but he's still pretty dumb.
1717728 I second this.
I for one welcome our new wooden overlord.
1717728
What.
Why do I see you everywhere.
Stop invading my stories.
1718106 I agree with you whole-heartedly. Apples are the food of the gods, and fresh-pressed apple cider is their drink.
Have... To... Post video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M
And now this very thing has happened in comic canon...