//------------------------------// // Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where Bloomberg won and Equestria was launched into eternal apples // Story: Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics // by Nonagon //------------------------------// Bloomberg stood tall at the top of his hill. It was not itself a very big hill, but after he'd had the rest of Equestria flattened it was the largest hill there was. All around was his orchard. All was still and peaceful, save for the rustle of wind and occasional drop of an apple. Reports came from earth and sky. The Devourers had been nearly cleansed from the Badlands and the icy north. Soon, his beautiful landscape of red, yellow and green would sweep unbroken across all of Equestria. Soon, all would be apples. Life was good.