What....
What the hell is this....
No, seriously, what drug were you on when you made this?

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Sleepiness?

Well, it certainly made me smile. I expected something more along the lines of the and her humans storyline result. Overall, an enjoyable read.

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Thanks very much for reading, and I'm glad that you like it!

Halfway through and I get the notification....

I may have gotten my math wrong, but as far as I can tell, Twilight shouldn't be that tight. Or Swish has very fat fingers and is the world record holder for biggest cock EVER.

With 3 foot in height, and a real 'average' of 6 foot for a real horse, that's about half scale. Which would mean that the average stallion pony pecker is 3 inches in diameter and 12 to 15 inches in length. (please correct me if that's wrong)

With the average human male being a mere (in comparison) 1,5 inches dia, and 12 to 15 inches long it would still be like throwing a cocktail weiner down an elevator shaft.

A more realistic vieuw would be Twilight asking when something's going to happen with Swish already balls deep inside of her.

Aside from all that, a fun read :D

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I don't think it'd be quite as bad as "throwing a cocktail weiner down an elevator shaft", though it'd probably be less-than-enjoyable for Twilight; there are human women who have used dildos that big, and they're still capable of enjoying themselves with men afterwards. Well, once the soreness and stretching goes away, anyway.

If he really did love Twilight as much as he said at the beginning of the story, though, he shouldn't have stormed out of the building when Twilight tried her little ice spell. These things happen with inexperienced lovers; you just shrug and cuddle for a while when they ruin the mood, and then laugh about it later. Besides, at least he's not going to have to worry about blue balls. ;)

DaFuq is this shit? I LOVE IT!!!!

What the fuck.
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Please, don't write when you're this tired.

1455745 His balls will always be blue when there's a goddamn snow curse.

Wow, what an huge asshole.

*snerks* As an actual biologist, I feel I must inform you... it's actually possible.

So long as the size and general anatomy is similar, I'm afraid snu-snu will result.

1455360 Twilight is a PONY, you forget. Not 6 feet tall. Maybe 3-4 at most.

That... was most interesting... Idk what to think of this, and also, I'm viewer #600.

Thumbs up for creativity, and comedy.

To be honest, I don't think it's that weird. Every time I read humanXpony, I get weirded out. Although, my biggest issue is ... have you ever seen a horse eating carrots? Yeah. Anytime I read about ponies giving blowjobs, that's where my brain goes. It is not a happy place.
Humans eat carrots too, I guess, but something about horse teeth just ... no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.

Also, I liked the awkwardness. Reminded me of my first gay attempt. There should be a law against virgins having sex with each other, regardless of species.

This story needs a 'gore' tag -

because it's so awkward it's like watching a train wreck

But seriously - this 'universe' actually introduces some interesting concepts which I suggest could be worth further exploration.

Maybe with a less physically/mentally handicapped human protagonist.

"Are you freaking telling me that you cast a freaking snow curse on my goddamn dick!"

That was the moment you earned my thumbs up

It's a cute story, made me chuckle and despite it's brevity got the point across. I've been niccing for a story that delves into the difficulties in an inter-species relationship and this certainly takes a silly if shallow look at the problems that could crop up in inter-species...relations . Still it was short, but sweet, got to the point, made fun of things along the way and had dick jokes!

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I laughed a lot while writing it too! I've done clop for the purposes of, well, clopping for a while now-- doing something just exploring the possible problems that would realistically occur was a huge treat!

i ... i found this kind of strange
the imagery didn't make me think of "my little ponies"
it made me think of some guy trying to do a talking purple horse and i couldn't read when that came in my mind >. <

1.-Rarity goes with "r" when it's not a name
2.-More realistic than hentai? really? you have been watching either, too much hentai, or ponies
3.-Don't should be Spike jealous of the new assistant?
4.-wont you kill yourself with a nickname like Swish? broomy sounds more.... better
5.-how do even they blush? the fur changes of color itself or what?
7.- 6 was too stupid and i had to kill it
8.-why did she call 'you' (swish, but i call him broomy) -"A" Virgin- 'a' means she didnt count herself in first place, so she's liying
9.-Why would a normal human man go twice to watch sex in the citye movies with a woman girlfriend that doesnt lend her toys?
10.- why she's blushing and sweeating at all if her vagina is detached in that moment?
11.- why is she such a meanie that doesnt gives Pipsqueak an inocent and rather nice show?
12.-why doesn't she kiss him stead, that could be easier, I thought at one moment he was raping her and all that romantic feeling at the start where in his imagination, i'm still unsure even now
13.-"They render the awkward-est nerdy princess behind the library desk into a sensual tigress for them to mount" i liked that one part
14.-why does she came so much, i guess she's in drugs, she's a junkie and a lyier in this story.
15.- so light, maybe all ponies have empty bones like birds, not just the pegasi, still the first hit should have been a warning of mood killer incomming.
16.- and so and so, and what the hell is planning Celestia at the end, and army of bukake ninjas or what?

A snow curse, eh? I guess you can say he was

Frozen stiff.
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last sentence of first paragraph made me laugh out loud! :)

I'm very happy to see a more realistic take on a "humanXpony" story, I get you were trying to be a silly pony yourself with some of their antics, but from what I gathered you could replace love with lust concerning his later actions, and lastly him being to small to please her would have been funnier, still I really enjoyed your take on this and wouldn't mind seeing more couples troubles in this 'verse.

I only have two letters to express my reaction to this fic...

XD

Very unconvincing.

6782640 Not to mention the lack of realism and notes about compatibility.

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8 years late I came to say that besides Alicorns or exceptionally large ponies humans would actually be roughly in the correct range, estimates says that the average stallion would cap out at 7 inches and be a bit thinner than the average human, and if we're using realistic estimates then even if they made us look horrifically small by comparison then I should mention that the average horse doesn't last anywhere near human due to sex being used solely for reproduction. You'd be hard pressed to find any equine lasting more than 5 minutes at the absolute latest (as far as I'm aware) where as humans tend to be significantly more proficient. ....I have no idea why I'm posting this, no one is going to read it.