Ponyville Villains Hospital

by Brian Sheil

Blackout

It's time once again for "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good.

The Operating Room is in the dark. Chrysalis comes in with a flashlight on hoof. "Where are you guys?"

"We're over here." Tirek replied.

Chrysalis saw Tirek and Cozy Glow at the table. Fortunately, their halogen lanterns gathered enough sunlight to light up the room.

"Dr. Tirek," Cozy Glow said with concern, "it's so dark in here, you can't see your hand in front of your face."

"Don't worry. I remember what it looks like." Tirek said. "It's red, has four fingers and a thumb."

"Let's cancel the operation." Chrysalis suggests. "It's too dangerous. Nopony can see a thing."

"It it includes the readers, this'll be the safest chapter we ever did."

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"Just a minute." Tirek said as he ducks under the table. He rises up with a helmet with a light on it.

"That's a miner's helmet." Chrysalis realized.

"Yes!" He holds up a proper object. "And, a pick! Now, where's the paitent?"

"You can't use a pick on a paitent?"

"I can on the patient's pockets."

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"Now, where is he?" Tirek asked.

Cozy Glow points to a yellow pony with a black mane and tail, and wearing a blue outfit. "Over here, Dr. Tirek. He was trying to fix the lights when he got a severe shock."

"When he sees who his doctor is," Chrysalis said, "he'll get a bigger one."

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"Not that kind of shock." Cozy Glow said. "He got hit by 10,000 volts."

"Wow!" Tirek gasped. "That's enough to get him elected. What was he running for?"

"The hills, if he had any sense." Chrysalis answered.

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Cozy Glow got annoyed. "Not votes. VOLTS!"

"In that case," Tirek said, "run some volts through him again."

"Again?!"

"Sure. That's called REVOLTING!"

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CHRYSALIS AND COZY GLOW:It most certainly is.

And so, it's lights out for another episode of “Ponyville Villains Hospital". Tune in next week when you'll hear Doctor Tirek say.....

"Listen, if it's still dark when he comes to," Tirek pulls out a pen, " give him this."

Chrysalis was surprised to see this object. "That's just a ball point pen with a little light. What good is that?"

"He can see when he signs a check."

Comments

[Comickook]

Glad to see such a good homage to the Muppet Show. And, yeah, this being an AU makes semi-reformed versions of Tirek, Cozy and Chrysalis make more sense. And it opens up a whole mess of possibilities for expanding this universe's Ponyville into a full-on Muppet Show homage.

Time Turner and Muffins would be pretty logical picks for Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker respectively.

Pinkie Pie would be an insultingly obvious pick as Fozzie Bear

Given her fondness for daredevil stunts, Rainbow Dash would be the most logical pick as Gonzo (with Scootaloo as Camilla, albeit as a little sister figure instead as a fillyfriend).

And, if there were a Pigs in Space homage, Sunburst would make a logical Doctor Strangepork, with Bulk Biceps as Link Hogthrob.

The Ponytones would most likely be in the role of the Electric Mayhem

Discord and Trixie would probably be Statler and Waldorf (as they are the most natural hecklers of the recurring cast)

Twilight would almost certainly be Kermit with Spike as a hybrid of Scooter and Robin (the main assistant like Scooter and being a relative of the one in the Kermit role like Robin).

And, I'm sorry about that. My mind just got a little to caught up in the possibilities. No need to take all of this seriously if you don't want to. My apologies again.

[Snowdrifter]

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What was that?
Discord: I believe that's called the medium sketch.
The medium sketch? Why give it such an odd name?
Discord: Isn't it obvious? That was neither rare, nor well done!
Both: Bwahahaha!