Ponyville Villains Hospital

by Brian Sheil

Chicken

Time once again for "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good.

After drinking some water from a water bottle, Dr. Tirek looks at the sheet on the operating table. But, he is upset.

"No! NO!" Tirek said. "Sorry, my companions. But, I'm afraid I can't perform this operation."

"Why not, Dr. Tirek?" Cozy Glow asked.

"Frankly, I'm chicken."

"No," Chrysalis said pointing at the sheet, "that's a chicken."

Tirek lifts up the sheet, and sees it IS a chicken. "So, it is."

"Besides," Cozy said, "this should be right up your alley."

"You're right." Tirek replied. "Ever since my reformation, I've been studying the habits of birds."

"Really, Dr. Tirek?" Chrysalis asked.

"Yep. Every year, I fly south for the winter."

RIM SHOT

CHRYSALIS, COZY GLOW, AND CHICKEN: Don't your arms get tired?

RIM SHOT

Tirek places his hands in a prayer position. He speaks softly. "There will now be a moment of silence."

Cozy Glow got confused. "What for?"

"For that joke that just died in the Operating Room."

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"Seriously, Doctor." Chrysalis said. "What about your paitent?"

Tirek realized that Nurse Chrysalis has a point. "We'll, we have a choice. We can do a chicken appendectomy, a chicken tonsillectomy, or a chicken curry fricassee."

The chicken slowly crawls away. Tirek quickly grabs it and put it back on the table. "Hold on. We gotta do something about this turkey."

"It's a chicken!" Chrysalis said.

The chicken soon clucked nervously. "I'm a chicken. This whole chapter is a turkey."

RIM SHOT

So, Dr. Tirek runs afoul of a fowl. Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Chrysalis say,

"Many of Dr. Tirek's patients are chickens."

"Why is that?" Cozy Glow asked.

"Because, HE'S FOR THE BIRDS!"