Ponyville Villains Hospital

by Brian Sheil

Bear

Time once again for "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good.

It's another day in the hospital as our trio prepare for their paitient.

"Doctor Tirek," Chrysalis said, "are you ready for the next bear?"

"Why, Nurse Chrysalis." Tirek replied. "I can't have a beer now. I'm ready to operate."

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"Not beer. BEAR!"

"The next paitent." Cozy said.

"Oh." Tirek said as he lifted the sheet. It's Fluttershy’s bear friend. "So, it is. What seems to be the problem?"

"He's a little hoarse."

"I thought you said he was a bear."

"That's very funny, Dr. Tirek." Chrysalis said .

"Yes, it is a little weird. Usually you call a small horse a colt."

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"That's why he's a little hoarse." Cozy said.

"He has a COLT in the head." Chrysalis added.

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"In that case," Tirek said, "we must try to stabilize his condition."

"How do we do that?" Cozy asked.

"Put him in the stable."

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"Dr. Tirek," Chrysalis interrupted, "we're supposed to operate."

"You're right." Tirek replied. "Hand me a saw."

Chrysalis gave him a saw. "Saw, Dr. Tirek."

This got Cozy Glow concerned. "But, Dr. Tirek. Even if he's a horse, should you be using a saw?"

"What's the matter?" Tirek replied. "You never heard of a saw horse?"

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And so, Dr. Tirek has turned to carpentry. Tune in next week when you'll hear him say....

"Hey! Maybe this IS a bear I'm operating on."

"Why?" Chrysalis asked.

"Because I'm bearly operating."

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That bear was getting along with this scene. "Boy. What a cutting remark."

Comments

[ArlynntheDragon]

[Princess Celestia]: "Ah, my favourite show has returned. Don't you agree, Lulu?"
[Princess Luna]: "Ya know, sometimes I think you got dropped on your head one too many times as a foal."
[Fluttershy]: "Oh no, HARRY! HE NEEDS ME!"

[Wild Stallion]

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The situation has indeed turned Harry.

That poor colt!

[ArlynntheDragon]

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Don't worry, Sunset's taking care of it. It's Harry the BEAR you need to worry about.

[the dobermans]

My reaction to all of these. Very well done. Impossible not to like.