Ponyville Villains Hospital

by Brian Sheil

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Time once again for "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good.

In the Operating Room, Chrysalis and Cozy Glow are waiting for Tirek to arrive.

"Dr. Tirek." Cozy Glow called out. "Dr Tirek! Your next paitent is waiting for you!"

Tirek enters the Operating Room and greeted his nurses. "Hello, ladies. I was tending to an emergency. One of Octavia Melody's friends in a symphony orchestra fell through his harp."

"Where's the paitent now?" Chrysalis asked with concern.

"In rooms 9, 10, 11, and 12."

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"Now," Tirek said, "where's my next paitent?"

"Over here, Dr. Tirek." Cozy Glow said.

Tirek fondled with the sheet. "Little fellow, isn't he?"

He soon discovered a loaf of bread with a face.

"Wait a minute!" Tirek gasped. "This isn't a paitent. It's a loaf of bread!"

"And, a very sick one." The bread said in a weak tone.

"Good grief!" Chrysalis gasped. "Talking bread!"

"Dr. Tirek," Cozy said, "what do you make of it?"

Tirek gave the girls a sneaky smile. "What else? TOAST."

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So, Dr. Tirek has discovered edible paitents. Tune on next week when you'll hear Nurse Cozy Glow say....

"Dr. Tirek, should I prepare the anesthetic?"

"No," Tirek replied, "just stand by with the marmalade."

Comments

[Fetch]

Tirek as Rolph
Chrysalis as Miss Piggy
Cozy Glow as Janice.

[Draco Dei]

Should it still be "antistatic" instead of "anesthetic" in this chapter?
Edit: Fixed now!