Ponyville Villains Hospital

by Brian Sheil

Shoe

And now, "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good.

After the roof was fixed, Dr. Tirek and his nurses returned to their positions in the Operating Room.

"Testing, 1, 2. Testing," Dr. Tirek said to his stethoscope. He soon got his composure back. "Okay, Nurse Cozy. Where's the next paitent?"

"He's right here, Dr. Tirek." Cozy replied.

After lifting the sheet, Dr. Tirek saw just a shoe in the table.

"Hey! It's just a shoe!" Tirek realized. "Where's the rest of him?"

Chrysalis studied the situation. "Maybe he got cold feet."

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"Let's see what wrong with it." Tirek said as he examples the shoe. "Aha! It's an 8 and a half triple D."

"8 and a half triple D?" Cozy asked.

"That's about the size of it."

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"Dr. Tirek." Chrysalis said. "What are you going to start on?"

"The shoestring." Tirek said. "Everypony starts on a shoestring."

Cozy Glow watches Tirek look at the shoestring. "What do you think, Dr. Tirek?"

"I think it's arsenic poisoning?" Tirek replied.

"Arsenic?"

"Sure. Just look at this old lace."

Chrysalis raised an eyebrow. "Arcenic and Old Lace?"

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CHRYSALIS: That's an old show.

TIREK: That's an old shoe.

COZY GLOW: That's an old joke.

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"Dr. Tirek." Chrysalis said. "Aren't you going to examine the paitent?"

"Yes, I am." Tirek replied as he turns to the shoe. "Hey, shoe. Stick out your tongue and say 'Ah'."

The shoe opened up, it's leather part extended as Dr. Tirek examines it. Cozy Glow was shocked. "Dr. Tirek! This shoe has a coat on its tongue."

"Of course." Tirek replied. "It's cold outside."

"How do you know?"

"🎶Oh, the leather outside is frightful. 🎶."

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"Dr. Tirek." Chrysalis said with concern. "You're not going to sing a song now. Are you?"

"Why not?" Tirek replied. "There's no business like shoe business."

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So once again, Dr. Tirek is barking up the wrong shoe tree.

"Woof woof!"

Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Chrysalis, Nurse Cozy Glow, and Dr. Tirek sing.....

"🎶He will never walk alone.🎶"

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[Princess Celestia]: I. Have. No. Words.
[Princess Luna]: I have one: BOOOOOOOOOOO!