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The Accidental Invasion - computerneek



When a magical accident occurs, there's a small chance it'll invite an invasion. This one did.

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Chapter 5: The Keeper of the Keys

Boom.

Harry sat straight up, staring at the door. Someone was knocking… and hard.

Boom.

Dudley sat up just as suddenly as Harry had. “Where’s the cannon?”

Bang. It was much softer, wood-on-wood, and behind Harry. The door to the other room.

“Who’s there? I warn you, I’m armed!” It was Vernon.

Harry looked up at his uncle- who was holding a rifle- then, deciding it would probably be better for the continued closeability of the door for it not to be knocked on again, he got up, stepped to the side, and made his way to the door. He was going to stay behind it, and out of Vernon’s line of fire.

But no sooner had he turned the knob than they knocked a third time- and harder.

The door didn’t fly off its hinges, as Harry had worried. However, it might have been better if it had. It had been struck somewhat significantly above Harry’s head, judging by how it flexed as it swung open, right into Harry’s face. Had it flown off the hinges, it would have gone over his head. As it was, though, he was pinned to it, face-first, about halfway between the handle to his left and the hinges to his right as it swung just over ninety degrees before the heavy door used him as a doorstop.

The door didn’t bounce back much before someone bumped it back open again, pinning him against the wall. While he waited, he did a quick mental check to make sure nothing was broken.

Nothing felt broken, though his right elbow- which had been pinned against the door- was sporting a searing pain. Probably a sprain; it didn’t feel like a break and, even with the door still pinning him, it moved as it was supposed to- despite massive pain spikes- when he slid it up and down against his belly. His knees had both been bruised, and he was certain that if he hadn’t left his shoes on when he started trying to sleep the night before, his feet would have been broken, instead of just fine.

Then there were the peculiar sensations that he couldn’t attribute to getting hit by a door. There was a soft tingle throughout his body, compounded with a firmer tickle rippling across his scalp and even the back of his neck. His chest felt… funny, and something had definitely changed in the lower half of his body as well.

“Ow,” he complained lightly, as he heard someone with big feet enter the hut. He couldn’t see anything; the door to the other room, and Vernon, were diagonally opposite the room from the entrance. He didn’t hear any gunshots, though.

He didn’t say any more. His voice was… Not wrong, per se, but different- even girly.

Which would explain the various odd feelings.

Then, a giant hand wrapped around the top of the door and swung it shut, behind a giant of a man- who was stooping to keep from hitting his head. Harry could just see Vernon, hands slackened on the rifle so it was pointing at Dudley, staring at the bearded giant. The giant hardly glanced at him before turning to face the Dursleys again. “Couldn’t make us a cup of tea, could yeh? It’s not been an easy journey.”

The Dursleys were entirely hidden from view, so Harry glanced downwards. He was right, he had- somehow- become a girl. He looked up.

With no observable reaction to his request, the giant looked around the room again. “Where’s Harry at?” he asked, while Harry walked to the side, along the wall and out from behind him.

Vernon raised his rifle. “I demand that you leave at once, Sir,” he said, with what Harry thought was an admirable amount of respect considering the circumstances. “You are breaking and entering.”

The giant sighed, strode over, tugged the gun out of his hands, tied it into a knot, and tossed it into a corner. The very corner that Harry was standing in, as a matter of fact- he let out a squeak of alarm and jumped aside to avoid it. He promptly tried to ignore the strange bouncing sensation on his chest from the sudden movement- and, glancing down, adjusted his shirt to make sure it would stay covered. Being an old shirt of Dudley’s, it was much too big for him, including in the neckline- and he was beginning to think he’d shrunk a bit during the transformation. Dudley, meanwhile, squeaked as he overcame his paralyzing fear for long enough to try and hide behind his mother, who was crouching behind Vernon.

The giant looked over at Harry, and paused to stare at him.

Harry looked uneasily back, only too well aware that he was in the corner. He wasn’t too far from the door, though, so depending on how fast the giant was, he might have had a viable escape route.

The silence drew on for only a few seconds, but it was far longer than Harry might have liked.

Finally, the giant spoke. “Who’re you?” He sounded curious, like he hadn’t expected to see him. To Harry, that meant that he had known exactly who to expect in the hut.

Petunia’s voice cut like a knife through the awkward silence that followed. “Hailey gets stagefright when giants stare at her,” she barked.

The giant turned to Petunia, who promptly ducked behind Vernon again. “I’m not a giant,” he retorted.

Harry blinked. Petunia must have noticed that he’d become a girl- and she’d even given him a new name for it. That seemed… unusually kind of her. He took a breath, and concentrated on not letting his voice slip him up. “Could’ve fooled me,” he muttered. It was a lot easier than he had expected to sound natural. He looked up at the giant, who was looking distinctly uneasy as he glanced back at Harry. “Who are you, anyways?”

The giant seized on the new question with evident relief. “Rubeus Hagrid,” he introduced himself. “Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts.” He looked around at everyone, evidently trying to find something innocent to turn the conversation to. “What about that tea, then, eh? I’d not say no to somewhat stronger if you’ve got it, mind.”

Nobody answered. Harry raised an eyebrow.

Then the giant’s eyes fell on the fireplace. He snorted and stepped over to do something to it. Harry couldn’t see what he was doing, but when he stepped back a second later, there was a roaring fire in the grate. He returned to the sofa and pulled a large number of objects out of his pockets before he returned to the fireplace to start making tea and cooking sausage.

Harry walked silently to the sofa and sat down, adjusting his shirt again and cradling his arm in his lap to help alleviate the pain. It would go away after a good night’s rest; sprains and dislocations always did, for him.

The sausages were about reaching the point where Harry- who had cooked for the Dursleys many times- would have taken them out of the fire to check when the giant turned to look at him again. “Yer… Hailey, right?”

He nodded. It definitely seemed like that was what he was going to be calling himself for now.

The giant stared at him for a few seconds. “Then…” He looked at the Dursleys, and the wide-open door Vernon and Petunia had come in through. Then he looked back at him. “Wait, you’re Harry, aren’t you?”

“Y-No,” he answered. “I have no idea who you’re talking about.”

The giant scowled. “Then why do you look so much like Lilly?”

“Lily who?”

“Lily Potter,” he answered promptly. “Harry’s mother.”

He nodded slowly, thinking. “Ahh… Well, my surname is Potter as well. And I’m curious about how this morning’s letters plan on making it in a few hours.”

He gave a snort. “Nah, that’s why I’m here.” He drew a letter from his pocket with his free hand. “In-person delivery. Can’t miss it.” He looked at the face. “For Ms. H-!” He froze, staring at it. “Miss…? But…”

Harry allowed himself a giggle. It would never have worked when he was a boy, but his new voice made it sound just right.

Vernon suddenly found his voice. “Stop! Stop right there, Sir! I forbid you to tell the bo- the girl anything!” He made the word into an obscenity.

The giant looked at him, then back at Harry. “What…?” He looked at Vernon again, and stared for a couple seconds.

“The sausage is on fire,” Harry warned him helpfully.

He promptly removed the sausages from the fire, extinguishing them swiftly. “Ahh, they’re a little charred,” he observed, “but it’ll be alright.”

“Aaaand, the letter is on fire.” He’d dropped the letter in his effort to rescue the sausage, and it had landed a bit too close to the fire.

The giant yelped, holding the poker of sausages high in the air with one hand as he used the other to yank the letter out of the fire. He then dropped the letter on the floor and stamped on it to extinguish the flames.

Harry laughed at the display.

Finally, the giant checked the fireplace to make sure nothing else was burning and took a step away from it. He looked at Harry. “You’re Harry,” he stated. It wasn’t a question.

He rolled his eyes. “I’m H-Hailey.” He very nearly messed up the name, but managed to force his voice straight just in time.

The giant rolled his eyes as well, then flung the charred letter at him. “ ‘Ere,” he said. “It said Mister last night, but whatever.”

Harry caught it easily, adjusted his shirt, and looked at it.


Ms. H. Potter

The Floor

Hut on the rock, The Sea


He looked up at the giant. “You’re about to tell me magic is real, aren’t you?”

“Stop! I forbid you!”

Harry looked at Vernon. He already knew magic was real- but if he hadn’t, Vernon’s timing would have told him it was, even without the giant’s response.

“Ah, shut up Dursley, yeh great prune,” the giant said, waving the poker of sausages at him. Then he sighed, and turned back to Harry.

While he was doing that, Dudley fidgeted a little, watching the sausages flying through the air above his head.

“D-Don’t touch anything he gives you, Dudley,” Vernon told Dudley, moments before the giant answered Harry’s question.

The giant grinned and chuckled darkly. “Yer great puddin’ of a son don’t need fattening any more, Dursley, don’t worry.” Then he slid the sausages off the poker and onto a plate before he looked back up at Harry. “Er, Yes, I am,” he told him.

“Well that was easy enough to guess,” Harry mused. He opened the envelope, and pulled out the sheaf of parchment, but didn’t unfold it just yet. “So let me guess. Since you’re the… what was it? Keeper of Keys and something?”

“Keeper of Keys and Grounds,” the giant confirmed. “Call me Hagrid. Everyone does.”

Harry nodded. “Yes. Since you’re associated with Hogwarts, this letter probably is too?”

“Er- yeah.”

He unfolded the letter and, at last, read it. He turned the page, and started reading it too. The giant cast an awkward look around and finally turned back to the fireplace to put some fresh sausages on his poker.

Harry took his time with the letter, and debated whether or not he would mention Diagon Alley before the giant- before Hagrid- did. He decided not to, quite yet at least, and looked up. “So… they just send prospective students shopping lists? Seems a bit strange, if you ask me.” He shrugged- then quickly pulled up his shirt, which had sagged a little too far, glad that nobody was looking. He’d have to tie it off around his waist or something if he was going to be going anywhere as a girl. Not to mention make sure he wore the one shirt he had that still had usable buttons all the way up- the top two on this one were ripped out. Dudley never passed on the shirts that didn’t come with buttons.

“It’s…” Hagrid sighed. “That’s why I’m here. Most of ‘em don’t need any more, but the ones that grew up with muggles…”

“What does that mean about the owl expected by today?”

“Galloping Gorgons, that reminds me!”

Author's Note:

... Yes.

Apparently, Harry got turned into a girl. No, it's not permanent, and yes, it's repeatable. It's... something of a result of his mother's magic protecting him as powerfully as it does- in certain situations, he becomes- physically- more like her...

And before you ask, female puberty normally starts between the ages of 9 and 14. At 11, Hailey is old enough to, with a start date on the early end of that range, have a noticeable bounce.

Male puberty is very similar- normal start between 9 and 14. At 11, he's old enough to have had the changes to his voice, and so no longer resemble the prepubescent boy for which the only noticeable effect of the transformation would have been in the hair.

Yes, I'm late. Sorry about that, yesterday was a very busy day.

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