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Have you ever met the future former marine, Commander Jace "Stryker" Connors of Deagle Nation?

Can't tell if this is supposed to be a "serious" story or the biggest shit post on this website.

Either way, take my fucking updoot

It’s sorta like saying “I can snipe anyone from anywhere with my sniper rifle without a range finder in battlefield, that’s why I’m the greatest sniper in real life as well!Even though I have no real training”

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Then yes, this is a troll fic.

That, or the author is a try hard edgelord wannabe who has some growing up to do.

Jesus Christ. What shitshow did I just read?!

Standing behind the shield was the instagram horse, who was unbelievably still alive, as well as three other horses - all with light glowing from their horns. One was blue, the other was pink, and the last was white just like the instagram horse, except not as tall.

Twilight is NOT white as Celestia. She's purple.

"After what you did to me? And with your smug attitude? You're not so confident now are you, now that I've blown through your entire army and am here at your doorstep. I don't care about you. All I care about is getting out of here and back to command, but not before putting some fools in their place."

"There is no - absolutely no - reason for such violence. Please, I beg of you - let us talk this out. This is your only chance. You said you wish to return to command? We can aid you in that request, and there will be no more bloodshed."

I laughed at how scared they were. The tides sure had changed. "I think I can find that out on my own, but I can't let you get away with what you did to me in your arrogance and your ignorance."

A flash of light shined through the halls, and squinting my eyes, I saw that a figure had appeared in-front of me - it was the demigod from before. He was in-front of the magical shield but between me and the horses.

"I cannot allow you to continue. To kill the rulers of this world would put it at great chaos and unrest." The demigod spoke. "You have showed them your lesson. You've killed hundreds of their kind. Is that not enough to satisfy you?"

I narrowed my eyes at the figure in-front of me. He just had to show up didn't he? "You care about these fools?"

"I care about the state of Equestria. To kill them will send this land into chaos."

I glared at the instagram horse for a few moments, and then I heard a beeping sound coming from my watch. Nineteen minutes had passed. I knew what was coming, and turning my head to look at the demigod, I grinned. "Well, you're a piece of shit. I don't like you, so why should I listen to you?"

The figure shook his head. "You really are stupid aren't you? I saved your life. You belong to me now, and I have a great task for you."

"I don't belong to anyone, you smug asshole. I don't care if you dragged me out of the depths of hell all by yourself. You can take your 'owning me' and your 'you're here to serve me' bullshit and shove it up your ass."

The figure started to step closer to me. "I've had enough of your bickering. It's time I showed you who's in charge here."

"It's time I showed you that being a demigod doesn't mean shit!" I pulled out C4 and threw it right in his face. I blew it up the moment it smacked against his head, and then I pulled out two 1911 pistols. I fired God's caliber repeatedly at his body with both hands, but was then taken by surprise when he instantly zoomed towards me and pummeled into my body. I was sent flying all the way to the other side of the room until I slammed into a wall and his eyes were inches from mine.

"You can't kill me."

"Keep it up, fucker, and I'll find a way." Pulling the pin off a flashbang, I grabbed onto his mouth, forcing it open and then jamming the flash grenade down his throat. I kicked him and the flash went off inside his body, disorientating the bastard as he fell onto his ass. Reaching into my gear, I pulled out a battle hammer, and I ran forward, jump attacking the piece of shit and slamming the heavy metal down right into his face. I then pulled out a tactical knife, and I shoved it into his chest cavity, driving it up as deep as I could up towards his neck. Despite my attempts, the demon simply sat back up, grabbing onto my neck and choking me.

"I'm bringing you to The Realm with me."

I laughed despite my throat being crushed. My watch alarm went off for the second time, and then I looked back into his eyes with a wide grin. "Fuck you." I pulled out my Desert Eagle hand cannon and shot him right in the chest. He stumbled backwards from the stopping power, and then I kicked him, sending him away from me before reaching into my gear and pulling out the bubble shield from Halo. I threw it on the ground right as the Javelin missile rammed down into the castle from the skies. The explosion was so massive and violent that it sent everything in-front of me flying as if it had just created a mini-apocalypse inside of this room. The demigod was sent flying away from me from the blast, yet I remained completely protected inside the bubble shield. I laughed as I watched all the destruction happen right in-front of me, and when all I could see was smoke and debris, I ran out, sprinting to a broken window and jumping through. I landed onto the roof of another part of the destroyed castle, and I continued to run until I reached the grassy ground. There was still smoke even this far out, and I continued to run until I was far enough away to consider myself escaped. My revenge was done good enough for now - now I just had to get back to command.

He needs to STOP trying to go "back to command". Because realistically, they would have court martial his ass, arrested him, and put him on death row for the MANY heinous war crimes against a alien species ( Ponykind ) that COULD be a great ally to us if we were acting diplomatic in here.

But, thanks to this delusional suicidal moron! They would be "rightfully" provoked to declare war against all of us ( Mostly the U.S.A. ), due to one of our "marines" being a psychotic, genocidal, inhumane monster.

Anyone this delusional would not have made it through boot. He would have been discharged 4F

You’ve been on this site for eight years. Yet you think and write like a pretentious insecure 15 year old. How old even are you?

I would like to have a word with your parents. I think they can answer some questions I have.

I went berserk on him, brought him to the ground and kicked his ass until he was begging for me to stop. The other DI's came to stop me, but I kicked all of their asses too. It wasn't until I had destroyed over ten dudes before my rage had subsided and I let them take me. It was at that moment the higher ups knew I wasn't some ordinary guy - I was something special.

Okay. That right there tells enough. The author CLEARLY has no idea what he is talking about and from this he sounds like some little 13 y.o. who thinks because he played CoD that he means anything in the real world. Get real. This is not even a half-way attempt at a decent story. There is no real effort here. This is a 'I want people to think I'm cool so I'm going to lie because I'm too pathetic to actually be cool' to type story. Not only is this absolutely pathetic, the above described scenario would have some dick-head in prison for assault. And all that talk about beta males is simply idiotic. Whoever this author is, he needs to be introduced to reality and have his @$$ kicked by a dozen REAL Drill Instructors and stop insulting our service men and women who are better before boot than he will ever be.

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Considering that the guy’s account is at least 8 years old, I’m terrified that a kid whose age was in the single digits was hanging around this site for years without anyone figuring it out. We need to contact his parents.

dude would've been court martialed on his first battle, no cap my man, hes fucking insane

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does the author even watch the show or did he just watch some random episodes

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Don't ask me. I'm not the one that's making this. And thank goodness I'm not.

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I came because cringe fic sounded funny, didn't think I'll find one in the comments too. Trying a little to hard sir.

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Or writers could, you know, not write power trip fantasies about military type protagonists in a world that has no place for them.

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Bruh literally just went

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

(Yeah, I know it's a Navy Seal copypasta, but shhhh)

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(sigh) I know it's just a copypasta, but the original poster is so laughable in his feeble attempts to sound badass I just couldn't resist pointing out a few of the errors.

First of all, it's SEALs, not Seals. SEAL is an acronym, one that a member of that organization wouldn't mistake by describing themself as a cute aquatic mammal.

Second, and this is the worst giveaway, NO SOLDIER BRAGS ABOUT KILLING. The only people who do so either hasn't killed a soul, or are complete sociopaths. Neither belongs in uniform. Chris Kyle was the top sniper with 150 confirmed kills, so this idiot is claiming he has twice that number. Kyle reluctantly talked about it, and even he never mentioned a number; the was left up to the Pentagon.

Last, no one who had gone through the intense mental, physical, and psychological training to become a SEAL would risk his career by posting death threats to a minor because of something said on the Internet. If he were that easily triggered, he wouldn't have passed the rigorous examinations. What we have here is a keyboard "warrior" who has played way too many video games.

There's plenty more I could mention, but I think I've made my point.