Chrysalis was pretty friendly, but apparently, even she thought I was a kid, a fact that pisses me off, even more, it seems the average intellect for the people in this world was on Goku’s level.
“Woman, I shall repeat this one more time; I am not a child!” Why was this fact so hard for every single one of them to grasp? I was a seven-foot-tall alien, with a deep voice.
“Okay, then read this.” Chrysalis took a piece of paper and started to write something on it before showing it to me.
' They are begging for utter destruction..’
“Fine, bring it in!” If reading a note was all I had to do for them to take me seriously, I would gladly do so.
‘Why am I even doing this? I could just kill them and be done with it... no, it’s not necessary Cell, breath...’
After a few seconds, she showed me the paper with a condescending smile on her face, “What does it say?”
'Fuck me sideways... I can speak perfectly no pun intended, but I can’t read how the fuck does that work, isn’t this shit English!?’
“I can’t read it...” I couldn’t read what was written on the note Chrysallis had on her hands. The smirk that started to form on her face definitely wasn’t good news for the point I was defending. I had thought it might be okay since I was able to talk just fine, but that seemed not to be the case.
“Allow me to read it for you,” Chrysalis gloated as she pointed to each one of the letters on the note, “Y.O.U .A.R.E. .A. .C.H.I.L.D.”
“Very funny, how old do you think I am?” I was done with their shit, but before possibly annihilating them, I wanted to know how old she thought, and everyone else thought I was.
“Eleven years old,” Chrysalis smiled, pointing to her nose, “See sweetheart, we can smell each other, and that gives us information about our people, like gender, age, rank, etc.”
“I see...” I started to float high into the sky, my power slowly rising once I was high enough for everyone present to see me I pointed with my index finger at a mountain I had seen close by when I was surveying the area, I could see and feel the mountain was full of life and fauna but shit it would help me to prove a point, “Can a child do this?!”
A Death beam shot forwards, erasing the mountain out of existence.
“A very powerful one,” Chrysalis flew towards me, with a gentle smile on her face, “I don’t know what happened to your hive, but you don’t have to be afraid anymore.”
'........This bitch.'
Chrysalis eyed widened as she felt something, by her expression I could tell it was my power she was feeling it steadily rising, which brought the theory the changelings consumed Ki, not Love, which made way more sense.
“How... can you have such amount of love!?” Chrysalis stammered, and it seems my rising power had gotten the attention of every changeling in the area.
‘This confirms my theory, they eat Ki...’
“Well, my dear Queen, my secret is push-ups, sit-ups and plenty of juice,” I knew, saying that was not going to help the case I was not a kid, but boy did it felt good saying it.
This new body had urges that were hard to control, but by all means, I wasn’t a monster, besides I want a fight a real challenge, and that is something they can’t provide.
‘Maybe Sunbutt could step up to the challenge?... Nah, she would send Twilight and her friends to do the dirty job, talk about a negligent ruler, maybe Discord?’
“He is a royal changeling, right my Queen?” a deep, gruff voice asked, snapping me out of my long reverie. I look up to see Pherox, the platoon Captain, standing beside Chrysalis. “I had my suspicions when I saw him, but this amount of love only the royal bloodline... only the royals can withstand it.”
“Huh?” Well, today has been the most confusing day of my life, so I was clearly confused as to what they were talking about.
“And not any royal, the first King since the progenitor, I also had my suspicions when I saw his height and power,” Chrysalis declared with a serious expression on her face, “But now I’m sure, he is the first royal male to be born in fifty-five thousand years.”
'King Perfect Cell... it has a nice ring to it... maybe everything is not so bad after all,’
“So, I am a King now?” I contemplated, at the idea of ruling, maybe they would learn to respect my might through the peaceful option of a brutal authoritarian ruling system.
“Not until you come to age,” Chrysalis answered.
“And that number is?” I asked, raising an eyebrow sceptically at her interruption.
“Three hundred years old,” Chrysalis said, smiling, “I’ll give us plenty of time to teach you, young prince.”
“Alright, fuck this I’m out suckers!” With that, I flew out of the area with no clear goal in mind, but one thing was for sure, I was not going to be treated like a child for three fucking hundred years.
Chrysalis POV
“Alright, fuck this I’m out suckers!” He shouted before leaving; if Celestia or any other ruler were to find him, they would kill him to ensure the Changelings are never to become a threat.
“Call every changeling we have on the payroll and get volunteers,” I announced for my Captain to hear, “We have to get him back, we can't let him die... we are the last hive and is our duty to protect the future King.”
“Yes, my Queen!”
BACK TO CELL POV
‘I dodged a bullet there... what I want right now is to fight the strongest creature in this world, beat him up and teabag his or her limp body to assert my dominance,’
As I flew, I felt two Ki’s that were leagues above Chyrisalis, not that they were a challenge, but considering they will attack me on sight, this is ought to be fun and not uncomfortably creepy like it was with the changelings.
‘Sunbutt, Luna get your battle panties ready cause I’m about to knock them off the roof!’
wow, like I said before, these changelings are stupid, bordering on vegetables.
spot the error on the pic #imstupid.
I am too perfect for this shit #Celestia's ass handed to her.
Needs editing.
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thanks! ill fix it right up
Well that was fast, that’s what she said.
-Burter
Awesome double chapter by the way! Love the story
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You're welcome.
Stupid changlings are funny and cell even more so. However I cannot forgive that error in the author's note image. Agen. How could you. Love your work man keep it up
If I were in Cell's position, I would be doing the same thing
That’s so true it hurts
Keep it up... perfectly...
Wait... are you saying Love energy in this world is equivalent to Ki? Does this mean Cadance is the strongest of them all?
I would imagine if Celestial, Luna, and the elements were told of cells origins, it would probably REALLY scare them. The fact that a being like cell could even exist, let ALONE one that came into being without the slightest use of magic.
Reminds me of that one tfs scene.
Cell: sexual innuendo!
Gohan: I'm 9.
Cell: I'm 3!
Or something like that
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Krillin:"Hes Eleven"
Cell:"I'm Six!"
Krillin: "Wow."
Oof.
Another chapter would be interesting
This just got me to watch all Cell related DBZA episodes
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She’s female goku... My god.
Yay for the double chappie
His storytelling its over 9000!!! Love the book BTW
Me after waking up and seeing this chapter: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
That introduction was humorous as hell. Lol
I'm definitely interested to see where this goes!
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Maybe when she has her ”Lady-boner” for Shining raised at MAXpwrlvl?
A valiant cause😐😑😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Well Cell is 2-5 yo in tge Cell Saga so he is technically a child even though he is perfect.
Cell biggest weakness... Ego as big as a planet ... He has some seriouse issues...
Last Changeling Hive? O fuck me... Please tell me it was the Dragon or someone else than Ponys Its always them beeing evil or the other way around
Seriously
Pony are on a genocide run ?
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Triple actualy
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Really? Because:
-Cell is a insectoid.
-Space or dimensional travel is not even a option for them.
-He is literally a kid.
-He change from a Larve to a Pupa and after shedding skin he molted rapidly after feeding a lot of... Food...
-His pheromones are compatible with Changlings.
-The Trader probably selected this 'Equestria' for compatibility reasons.
-Literally acting like a teen befitting his age
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Good lord.
I'll hope that he means to not Abridged Goku