With Dora fleeing in fear, I decided to lay on my back and gaze up at the sky, maybe this was a dream, and soon all would be over. The clouds were floating on gently by, and I could hear birds chirping in the distance after two hours doing nothing, I entered into the fuck this mode.
'Alright, fuck this.'
I floated off the ground, noticing I could control Ki instinctively. As I surveyed my surroundings, I took note of the mountains and grassy plains all around me. I could also feel the life around me; every living creature had a ki signature.
‘Well, I suppose I could go to the strongest Ki signature around the area... something interesting is bound to happen that way,’
“Guess I’ll just go and mess with Chrissy then.” My immediate checkpoint was a few miles away, I could feel a massive group of Ki signatures all together in one location, one of them was significantly more powerful than the rest, so I decided to set off towards my second alien encounter, funny enough it took me less than ten seconds to get to the place. Upon reaching it, I got a better look at things. I was right!.
‘I think I see the resemble... no wonder Dora thought I was one of them, now how do I mess with my favorite Queen,’ I pondered my options floating above the changeling hive.
As I was lost in thought, a sound steadily approached me from behind. I turned around to check and saw something off in the distance, changelings. Some were heading towards me, and it appeared to be an armed platoon.
'Adorable'
This would my second contact with the natural life of this world. What should I do? Beat them up, or let them take me down? I could probably ask for them to take me to their Queen, but I decided against the idea. Why? Cause bitch that option is not chaotic enough.
As the platoon grew closer, I could tell at a glance that they were above the average changeling soldier; they were the legendary super changeling!... no, but in all seriousness, they were stronger than the ordinary soldier it seems. That apparently was shown on their physical appearance. Even I could tell at a glance that they looked different than the other changelings.
'Time to kick some anthropomorphic ass'
“Time to test the power of perf...” I decided to go with plan A and beat them up but, the platoon passed me by, not even looking at me weirdly, or with suspicion, I couldn’t help but facepalm at the fact they ignored me, However, as I facepalmed myself creating a howling echo upon impact, the changeling platoon stopped on their tracks turning around to see me in shock.
“Hey, you!” One of them shouted.
'Maybe this is part of their approach... part of their unique tactic’ I turned around to see what he wanted, perhaps this time a battle would start.
“You! Yes, you, over there!” The strongest changeling in the platoon approached me. He was tall and muscular, with gray hair and a mustache. He wore the same uniform the others had, but with some minor adjustments, the insignia on his chest was a black rose with holes in it, “Are you okay kiddo? it seems you hurt yourself bad there.”
‘Crap baskets!...’
“So... are you gonna fight me or what?” I was clearly confused about what to expect from them; the older changeling stared at me with a bewildered look.
“Em kid, why would I do that?” The changeling asked, maybe wondering if I had a contusion.
'Does this bitch thinks I’m one of them or what?’
“Maybe because I’m not a changeling?” I grumbled loud enough for him and his platoon to hear.
'Wait why do I want to fight so hard... It’s the vegetable genes aren’t they...’
“Oh, I see.” The changeling approached me, at first I thought he finally realized I was not one of them, but instead the old platoon leader gave me an unexpected and unwanted hug, “We all go through puberty kiddo, and I know our shapeshifting makes us feel like we don’t belong, but we do.”
'Emm......what?'
“Alright, time! Time-out! Time-right-the-hell-out!” I said as I pushed the old man.
“We all love each other, kiddo!” The other platoon members added, “Don’t be afraid to be yourself!”
“Alright... It obvious now why you lost the Canterlot invasion...” I said, rubbing my temples, “It seems I need a more direct approach with you guys, take me to your queen, or I will personally change your sex with a single punch.”
“All he wants to do is meet the Queen! that kid reminds me so much of me!” One of the platoon members said with a tone that depicted he thought I was adorable, and I was but fuck him.
“Just like I was sixteen years ago,” Other changeling added.
“Alright, let’s go, she should be in the gardens right now,” The leader said with a smile, completely ignoring my threat.
'Not the result I was expecting, but I’ll take it nonetheless,’
It took us around five minutes to arrive at the royal garden. A soldier, possibly some kind of gatekeeper, met us at the entrance and questioned us before promptly allowing us to pass, mostly because the platoon leader flexed his rank at him. From his reaction, it seemed that the old changeling was famous, the garden was massive, and even though I could feel Chrysallis Ki’s signature, I decided to let them guide me, which took another twenty minutes of my precious time, but they found Chrysallis sitting on a rose garden.
“Hello, Captain Pherox, any news you wanted to share personally?” Chrysallis asked, not sounding angry or evil, as she did on the TV.
“This kid wanted to meet you.” Pherox, the leader of the platoon that I had encountered, pointed at me.
‘I’m taller than you bitch,’
“Hi, what’s your name, sweetheart?” Chrysallis asked with a sweet smile.
“My name is Perfect Cell, and I’d like to say...hello."
A setting that should be on all the time.
*This would be my second contact
I love your style of writing. I was a little worried that this was just going to be a bunch of lines stolen from TFS and put in here haphazardly as "Oh look, Cell made a funny reference." But your writing feels like the writers of TFS made it. It doesn't feel like I'm hearing the same jokes from them, but like I'm listening to some new material they made. You're doing a
wonderfulperfect job so far. Even the lines referring to Crapbaskets and Vegetable don't feel too forced, it all just feels Perfect! Keep it up. pwease?10111038
Hahaha, thanks!
Don't know why I immediately imagine Chrysalis doing a garden for a moment there.
Perfect encounter just fell flat.
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Imma go and cry
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There, there, there is no need to feel depress. Just because the first impression was not as perfect as it could be, does not mean the rest of the event cannot become perfect. Now I am curious on what our Cell would do with the Changelings. Will he try to redeem their species? Or will the encounter escalate into a fight?
To answer your question... BECAUSE THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT!
But all seriousness good work, been looking forwards to seeing more of this story
Not bad, keep going. I kinda get the feeling that this is the reverse universe where good is evil and evil is good.... At least that's the vibe I'm getting from it... A good first two chapters though. I would like to read more.
Part of me hopes that none of the changelings ever see Cell as an adult. Like, even if he slaughtered 95% of them and became king, and they called him an adult to his face, that they'd still whisper to each other behind his back about him being a child who thinks they're an adult.
Edit: Is this one of those Equestrias where age is really weird and people under thirty are still technically children, or does Cell just look like a young changeling? Or do they just sense how old his adult body really is, which should only be about a day.
… these changelings are to f*cking stupid.
just face palming at the changelings reactions.
My thoughts after reading this went as such. "Oh this should be interesting.... Where's the fighting... that's interesting... there needs to be a fight scene... MORE CHAPTERS NEEDED IMMEDIATELY"
Oh well... Chrysalis is fucked...
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Me after seeing the update: load faster you dumbass I clicked you a second ago!
Me after reading it: Houston we have no problems
To answer the question at the end why not?
To be fair, you tagged your story with Romance and didn't say who the romantic partner(s) was/were intended to be.
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Alucard:HEY THAT MY LINE DON'T MY JOKES👿👿👿👿👿
Me:🙊🙊🙊🙊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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what was with the random emoji's on my story dude?
Maybe hes there to save the Changeling race?
He sure would do a good thing and meet strong enemys.
Damn! Totaly forget Cell is only 11 years old...He need literally a teacher and a mother figure...
Since Perfect Cell has 2 genertors for self substaining energy reserve from C17-18 he literally just need water thanks to Piccolos diet.
Perfect Cell literally never had any friends... Fuck... Poor semi sociopath
Never shown kindness
Never received generousity
Loyalty only to himself since there never was someone
Only the laughter he give himself
Only twisted honesty from a mad creator
All alone in a universe with noone to share
But he could try to sit down enjoy a littel talk and get a hobby or three for starters
His Waifu could be a Sphinx
And a Dora the explorer reference right off the bat
Sorry I'm done. I love your Alucard story but this is just stupid.