My name is perfect cell -UNDER EDITING CAUSE YOU GUYS FEATURED IT.-
Going to a convention was one of the things I had on my possible things-to-do list, but I never went to one because going alone seemed stupid to me, a friend invited me to a convention nearby my city and I agreed to go with him, I didn't have any cosplay nor intended to wear one, I wonder what kind of stuff I could buy, maybe some Dragon Ball items, who knows.
Featured 02/12/2019, 03/12/2019, 04/12/2019.
"♪'P' is for 'priceless', the look upon your faces♪ ♪'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races♪ ♪'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised♪ ♪'F' is for how ‘fucked’ you are, now allow me to repriiise♪ ♪'E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song♪ ♪'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long♪ ♪'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow ♪ ♪My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.♪"
The day started out pretty normal enough. My friend Max and I were on our way to an anime convention in Seattle.Max was beyond excited, even going to extra mile to cosplay as he even a Naruto character with white hair, though I personally had no idea which character he was. Regardless, he seemed pretty proud of his costume and that was all that mattered.
As for me, well let's just say the only characters I would ever want too dress up as would pretty much be impossible to do without looking completely stupid….that or dropping about $5000. Of course, ,I was never a big fan of anime so I normally didn’t care. However, that didn’t mean I didn’t enjoy some titles, Dragonball in particular being one of my favorites. Sure the plot isn’t exactly complex and the characters are a bit underdeveloped but the world was creative and the fight scenes were epic.
Anyway, Max had invited me to this year's anime convention in Seattle and I’d been pretty excited. Going to a convention seemed like a fun thing to try, I’d never done it myself since well, it seemed like it’d get pretty bored pretty quickly on my own. So naturally I jumped at the chance when Max offered.
The trip to the convection was relatively uneventful, with our only real hiccup being finding an actual parking spot. Seriously, the lot the convention center had a huge, like the kind you see at sports stadiums and even after ten minutes of circling we still couldn’t find a spot.
Growing a little annoyed at our lack of progress and the music we’d been listening to on loop since the trip began, I looked back at Max, my annoyance pretty evident on my face. “Still think just getting a taxi would’ve been a waste of money?”
“Okay, yeah you were right, my bad” Max said, looking apologetically as we continued to try for a spot, “The taxi idea doesn’t sound so bad now, hehe.”
We made another lap around with no progress and finally Max decided to just stop in front of the convention hall. “Look, why don’t you head on inside and I’ll keep looking for a spot. Hopefully someone will leave soon and I’ll meet you inside.”
I wanted to argue but I could tell that Max was just trying to be considerate and nodded.
Getting out of the car I grabbed my stuff before turning back to him “I'll wait for you inside, don’t take too long.”
He offered a smile before nodding and shutting the door, while I finally headed into the hall, taking note of several other individuals heading inside, not a single one not clad in some form of memorabilia.
Once I walked inside the convention, my eyes nearly overloaded at the near constant barrage of anime content before me. The floor was filled with countless anime fans, many in various costumes, some of which looked so elaborate and convincing I was terrified to think of the price tag. More impressive was the sheer volume of booths and stalls all across the hall. From manga books and t-shirts, to models, to some guy selling obvious anime bootlegs, it seemed like anything and everything anime related was being sold somewhere.
“Wow,” I said to myself in amazement as I slowly walked past each booth, some of the sellers trying to wave me over to which I politely declined Yet, out of all those stalls there was one that truly caught my attention. It was a small booth in a corner that was completely separated from the others. Even more intriguing, was that the seller was cosplaying as Alastor from Hazbin Hotel.
Curiosity got the best of me asI decided to go and check it out. As I got closer I saw him moving things around the booth with a wide smile, though the bulk of his wares were still in boxes.
“Hey, buddy, what kind of stuff do you sell?” I asked, taking a look inside the booth.
“Oh, well, hello there, darling! my name is Alastor a pleasure to meet ya!” ‘Alastor’ said, shaking my hand, his voice having a neat effect that seemed like he was talking through an old radio, almost exactly like the actual Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. “As to what I have, well, I have everything and anything you could need and more!”
“Do you have any merchandise from Dragon Ball Z? I was hoping to buy some collectibles, particularly Cell if you have any.” I said with a smile, though I wasn’t expecting much. Sure this guy was at an anime convention but he wasn’t even cosplaying as someone from an anime, but couldn’t hurt to check.
“Mmmmm maybe,” Alastor said opening a chest that was inside his stall, “Oh, you're lucky my friend! I just happen to have a limited edition of Cell figure.”
The action figure he pulled was about the size of my cell phone, irony not withstanding, but the details were picture perfect, down to the lines on every muscle and limb. It would certainly look badass on my desk
“How much it costs,” I asked, slowly grabbing the figure, admiring its quality from a closer distance.
“It’s $50, but before you buy it, you have to know my shop has one unbreakable policy,” said Alastor as his smile turned from playful to...unsettling, “there are no refunds.”
Taking the fifty dollars out of my wallet, I stared at costumed salesmen, confused about what had just happened; I can swear his eyes sparkled when he said there were no refunds. But, it was probably just something he did to spook customers.
“Alright, fifty dollars, here you go buddy.” I handed him the money, which he took with that same smile on his face.
“Very good, now just to be clear, there will be no refunds understand?” Alastor asked, extending his hand, waiting for me to shake it.
Now more than a little unnerved by the guy and wanting to get away as fast as possible I quickly grabbed his hand. “Yeah, sure, no problem.”
The cosplayers smile grew to the point where his cheeks looked ready to tear, as he shook my hand, his eyes now starting to glow red. “Pleasure doing business with you sir. Enjoy.”
A massive flash suddenly blinded me for a moment before everything turned black.
"♪'P' is for 'priceless', the look upon your faces♪ ♪'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races♪ ♪'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised♪ ♪'F' is for how ‘fucked’ you are, now allow me to repriiise♪ ♪'E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song♪ ♪'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long♪ ♪'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow ♪ ♪My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.♪"
“Why In the hell did I just sing that?” I asked myself as my vision started to adjust, only now my voice sounded really weird for some reason. “Geez, my head hurts...and feels heavier for some reason.”
After a couple more moments my eyes finally adjusted enough to where I could see again and was immediately met with the light from the sun. I raised my arms up to block out the light only to see that instead of the somewhat skinny, pale arms I was used to seeing, they were now larger, more muscular ...and also varying shades of green with little black spots on them.
“Well, fuck.” I said laughing almost hysterically as I tried to process what was going on...which only lasted for a few seconds before I promptly fell on my back side only to leap back up when I sat on my newly acquired wings. “And, that’s a thing huh?”
“Hey, you there, who are you!?” a female voice yelled out from behind me.
Startled, I quickly turned around read to answer, only for my mind to draw a complete blank. “I'm... well, would you look at that? I can't actually remember my name,” I said, trying to remember my name and coming up with nothing.
“A likely story, now answer me! Are you one of Ahuizotl’s creatures sent to capture me or maybe someone Caballeron hired to get rid of me? !” the woman demanded.
I finally managed to get a good look at her and to my surprise she wasn’t human...not completely anyway. By the look of things she was like a mixture between an anthropomorphic horse with murky green fur and black hair and a human, with wings add to the mix.
“Wow, chill out, my name is…..” I pondered for a moment as I struggled to think of something and then I remember the song I was singing earlier, “It’s Cell...Perfect Cell actually, but Cell’s just fine” I said, extending my hand in an attempt to look non threatening
The woman sadly, took my extended hand as a form of aggression and threw herself into full attack mode, hitting me in the face with her fist with some...unexpected results
“Ahhhhhhh,” the woman shouted in pain, clutching her now bright red hand and trying in vain to flex her damaged fingers. Evidently, hitting my body was akin to punching a stone wall...good to know.
“Mmmm, well there goes the pain test to see if I was sleeping. Then again, I didn't feel anything when that pompous prince Vegeta hit me either,” I said to myself, though now wondering what exactly I was even talking about, “Maybe I should try punching myself?”
Without thinking twice, I hit my face with all my strength; the blow sent me flying into a tree ...and the next six behind it along with two large boulders, “My perfect jawline! Oh, God! I sure pack quite a punch.”
“Don't think you'll get away with this creature, the princess will stop you!” The woman said, and this time, I took a second to get a more detailed look and found she was dressed like the stereotypical explorer. However, what grabbed my attention was the sight of a symbol on her pants near her upper tigh.
“Indiana... I mean Daring-Do?” I asked her getting a surprised look from her.
“Yes...I don’t know how you know who I am, but mark my words, you’ll regret the day you revealed your location!” She said, still holding her hand in pain, “You and your queen will pay for what you’ve done!”
I quickly held both my open hands out, hoping to calm her down. “Listen, I don’t know exactly what you’re talking about, but I’m sure if we can sit down and talk about this….” Almost immediately my right hand started to glow to both of our shock, before a beam of light erupted from it, flying just barely past Daring’s head, causing a large explosion to erupt where it landed.
For a moment there was just silence, me with my jaw dropped and my hand smoking, while Daring’s hair was singed, her body shaking and a bit of terror in her eyes.
“...Uh….sorr”
Daring didn’t even wait for me to finish as her wings spread wide before she took off like a missile and flew off into the distance, presumably to Canterlot...wherever that was.
As I watched her continued to fly away, I took a moment to survey all the mayhem I’d managed to cause in the short span of a few moments.
“Mmm I’m still surprised how good I’m taking this, maybe is pre-panic calm, and that makes me wonder do I look like a changeling?” I said to myself, “I’ll find out later, this seems too real to be a dream, the real question is why am I here?”
With Dora fleeing in fear, I decided to lay on my back and gaze up at the sky, maybe this was a dream, and soon all would be over. The clouds were floating on gently by, and I could hear birds chirping in the distance after two hours doing nothing, I entered into the fuck this mode.
'Alright, fuck this.'
I floated off the ground, noticing I could control Ki instinctively. As I surveyed my surroundings, I took note of the mountains and grassy plains all around me. I could also feel the life around me; every living creature had a ki signature.
‘Well, I suppose I could go to the strongest Ki signature around the area... something interesting is bound to happen that way,’
“Guess I’ll just go and mess with Chrissy then.” My immediate checkpoint was a few miles away, I could feel a massive group of Ki signatures all together in one location, one of them was significantly more powerful than the rest, so I decided to set off towards my second alien encounter, funny enough it took me less than ten seconds to get to the place. Upon reaching it, I got a better look at things. I was right!.
‘I think I see the resemble... no wonder Dora thought I was one of them, now how do I mess with my favorite Queen,’ I pondered my options floating above the changeling hive.
As I was lost in thought, a sound steadily approached me from behind. I turned around to check and saw something off in the distance, changelings. Some were heading towards me, and it appeared to be an armed platoon.
'Adorable'
This would my second contact with the natural life of this world. What should I do? Beat them up, or let them take me down? I could probably ask for them to take me to their Queen, but I decided against the idea. Why? Cause bitch that option is not chaotic enough.
As the platoon grew closer, I could tell at a glance that they were above the average changeling soldier; they were the legendary super changeling!... no, but in all seriousness, they were stronger than the ordinary soldier it seems. That apparently was shown on their physical appearance. Even I could tell at a glance that they looked different than the other changelings.
'Time to kick some anthropomorphic ass'
“Time to test the power of perf...” I decided to go with plan A and beat them up but, the platoon passed me by, not even looking at me weirdly, or with suspicion, I couldn’t help but facepalm at the fact they ignored me, However, as I facepalmed myself creating a howling echo upon impact, the changeling platoon stopped on their tracks turning around to see me in shock.
“Hey, you!” One of them shouted.
'Maybe this is part of their approach... part of their unique tactic’ I turned around to see what he wanted, perhaps this time a battle would start.
“You! Yes, you, over there!” The strongest changeling in the platoon approached me. He was tall and muscular, with gray hair and a mustache. He wore the same uniform the others had, but with some minor adjustments, the insignia on his chest was a black rose with holes in it, “Are you okay kiddo? it seems you hurt yourself bad there.”
‘Crap baskets!...’
“So... are you gonna fight me or what?” I was clearly confused about what to expect from them; the older changeling stared at me with a bewildered look.
“Em kid, why would I do that?” The changeling asked, maybe wondering if I had a contusion.
'Does this bitch thinks I’m one of them or what?’
“Maybe because I’m not a changeling?” I grumbled loud enough for him and his platoon to hear.
'Wait why do I want to fight so hard... It’s the vegetable genes aren’t they...’
“Oh, I see.” The changeling approached me, at first I thought he finally realized I was not one of them, but instead the old platoon leader gave me an unexpected and unwanted hug, “We all go through puberty kiddo, and I know our shapeshifting makes us feel like we don’t belong, but we do.”
'Emm......what?'
“Alright, time! Time-out! Time-right-the-hell-out!” I said as I pushed the old man.
“We all love each other, kiddo!” The other platoon members added, “Don’t be afraid to be yourself!”
“Alright... It obvious now why you lost the Canterlot invasion...” I said, rubbing my temples, “It seems I need a more direct approach with you guys, take me to your queen, or I will personally change your sex with a single punch.”
“All he wants to do is meet the Queen! that kid reminds me so much of me!” One of the platoon members said with a tone that depicted he thought I was adorable, and I was but fuck him.
“Just like I was sixteen years ago,” Other changeling added.
“Alright, let’s go, she should be in the gardens right now,” The leader said with a smile, completely ignoring my threat.
'Not the result I was expecting, but I’ll take it nonetheless,’
It took us around five minutes to arrive at the royal garden. A soldier, possibly some kind of gatekeeper, met us at the entrance and questioned us before promptly allowing us to pass, mostly because the platoon leader flexed his rank at him. From his reaction, it seemed that the old changeling was famous, the garden was massive, and even though I could feel Chrysallis Ki’s signature, I decided to let them guide me, which took another twenty minutes of my precious time, but they found Chrysallis sitting on a rose garden.
“Hello, Captain Pherox, any news you wanted to share personally?” Chrysallis asked, not sounding angry or evil, as she did on the TV.
“This kid wanted to meet you.” Pherox, the leader of the platoon that I had encountered, pointed at me.
‘I’m taller than you bitch,’
“Hi, what’s your name, sweetheart?” Chrysallis asked with a sweet smile.
“My name is Perfect Cell, and I’d like to say...hello."
Chrysalis was pretty friendly, but apparently, even she thought I was a kid, a fact that pisses me off, even more, it seems the average intellect for the people in this world was on Goku’s level.
“Woman, I shall repeat this one more time; I am not a child!” Why was this fact so hard for every single one of them to grasp? I was a seven-foot-tall alien, with a deep voice.
“Okay, then read this.” Chrysalis took a piece of paper and started to write something on it before showing it to me.
' They are begging for utter destruction..’
“Fine, bring it in!” If reading a note was all I had to do for them to take me seriously, I would gladly do so.
‘Why am I even doing this? I could just kill them and be done with it... no, it’s not necessary Cell, breath...’
After a few seconds, she showed me the paper with a condescending smile on her face, “What does it say?”
'Fuck me sideways... I can speak perfectly no pun intended, but I can’t read how the fuck does that work, isn’t this shit English!?’
“I can’t read it...” I couldn’t read what was written on the note Chrysallis had on her hands. The smirk that started to form on her face definitely wasn’t good news for the point I was defending. I had thought it might be okay since I was able to talk just fine, but that seemed not to be the case.
“Allow me to read it for you,” Chrysalis gloated as she pointed to each one of the letters on the note, “Y.O.U .A.R.E. .A. .C.H.I.L.D.”
“Very funny, how old do you think I am?” I was done with their shit, but before possibly annihilating them, I wanted to know how old she thought, and everyone else thought I was.
“Eleven years old,” Chrysalis smiled, pointing to her nose, “See sweetheart, we can smell each other, and that gives us information about our people, like gender, age, rank, etc.”
“I see...” I started to float high into the sky, my power slowly rising once I was high enough for everyone present to see me I pointed with my index finger at a mountain I had seen close by when I was surveying the area, I could see and feel the mountain was full of life and fauna but shit it would help me to prove a point, “Can a child do this?!”
A Death beam shot forwards, erasing the mountain out of existence.
“A very powerful one,” Chrysalis flew towards me, with a gentle smile on her face, “I don’t know what happened to your hive, but you don’t have to be afraid anymore.”
'........This bitch.'
Chrysalis eyed widened as she felt something, by her expression I could tell it was my power she was feeling it steadily rising, which brought the theory the changelings consumed Ki, not Love, which made way more sense.
“How... can you have such amount of love!?” Chrysalis stammered, and it seems my rising power had gotten the attention of every changeling in the area.
‘This confirms my theory, they eat Ki...’
“Well, my dear Queen, my secret is push-ups, sit-ups and plenty of juice,” I knew, saying that was not going to help the case I was not a kid, but boy did it felt good saying it.
This new body had urges that were hard to control, but by all means, I wasn’t a monster, besides I want a fight a real challenge, and that is something they can’t provide.
‘Maybe Sunbutt could step up to the challenge?... Nah, she would send Twilight and her friends to do the dirty job, talk about a negligent ruler, maybe Discord?’
“He is a royal changeling, right my Queen?” a deep, gruff voice asked, snapping me out of my long reverie. I look up to see Pherox, the platoon Captain, standing beside Chrysalis. “I had my suspicions when I saw him, but this amount of love only the royal bloodline... only the royals can withstand it.”
“Huh?” Well, today has been the most confusing day of my life, so I was clearly confused as to what they were talking about.
“And not any royal, the first King since the progenitor, I also had my suspicions when I saw his height and power,” Chrysalis declared with a serious expression on her face, “But now I’m sure, he is the first royal male to be born in fifty-five thousand years.”
'King Perfect Cell... it has a nice ring to it... maybe everything is not so bad after all,’
“So, I am a King now?” I contemplated, at the idea of ruling, maybe they would learn to respect my might through the peaceful option of a brutal authoritarian ruling system.
“Not until you come to age,” Chrysalis answered.
“And that number is?” I asked, raising an eyebrow sceptically at her interruption.
“Three hundred years old,” Chrysalis said, smiling, “I’ll give us plenty of time to teach you, young prince.”
“Alright, fuck this I’m out suckers!” With that, I flew out of the area with no clear goal in mind, but one thing was for sure, I was not going to be treated like a child for three fucking hundred years.
Chrysalis POV
“Alright, fuck this I’m out suckers!” He shouted before leaving; if Celestia or any other ruler were to find him, they would kill him to ensure the Changelings are never to become a threat.
“Call every changeling we have on the payroll and get volunteers,” I announced for my Captain to hear, “We have to get him back, we can't let him die... we are the last hive and is our duty to protect the future King.”
“Yes, my Queen!”
BACK TO CELL POV
‘I dodged a bullet there... what I want right now is to fight the strongest creature in this world, beat him up and teabag his or her limp body to assert my dominance,’
As I flew, I felt two Ki’s that were leagues above Chyrisalis, not that they were a challenge, but considering they will attack me on sight, this is ought to be fun and not uncomfortably creepy like it was with the changelings.
‘Sunbutt, Luna get your battle panties ready cause I’m about to knock them off the roof!’
As I flew towards Equestria, I couldn’t help but smile, gazing up at the sky. I was about to fight the royal sisters, and while the sisters weren’t that powerful, this was bound to be entertaining. The clouds kept blurring as I passed through them, I wasn’t going at full speed, but I was going fast either way.
While flying, I noticed that I had caught up with Daring do who had, had a couple of hours head start on Equestria.
“Sup Dora,” stopping on my tracks, I waved at her. Her widened eyes and scared expression were enough to communicate that she wasn’t expecting me to catch up with her.
“How?!” Daring asked as I smirked at her.
“Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!” leaving that reference in the air, one that she would never understand; I continued flying towards Equestria, leaving a confused and angry Daring Dora behind me.
One minute later, I had arrived at my destination, my body was craving challenge, even if it meant me holding back a lot. As I surveyed my surroundings, I took note of the several buildings around and people around. I could see a large castle in the distance; there was no mistaking it. I was in Canterlot.
The sisters were waiting for me; I could feel it.
“Well, this is new... Celestia is doing something...Good for her.”
“Guess I’ll just go and meet them, intimately.” My immediate checkpoint was on sight the Royal castle, so I set off toward the castle at a moderate speed. Upon reaching it, I got a better look at things. I was right! They were waiting for me both sisters had battle armors on, Celestia had a golden armor and a big two-handed battle-ax, while Luna had a silver-colored armor with two rapiers.
“STATE THY BUSINESS!” Luna shouted, pointing her rapiers angrily at me.
“Oh my princess, careful with that you might poke someone’s eye out,” I smirked at her, as my tone got lower, “In this case yours,”
“If possible, we would like to resolve this peacefully,” Celestia announced with a troubled look on her face, “We don’t want to harm you,”
'Yeah and the weapons and armor were just your daily clothes, bitch I’m not stupid,’
“Well don’t worry... you won’t harm me, after all with that power you will barely tan my perfect body,” Both sisters were more powerful than I initially expected, Luna was the strongest one with a power level similar to Frieza on his first form, Celestia was close to her sister.
“HOW DARE THY! TO CALL OUR SISTER A TAN MACHINE!” Luna roared, clearly angry at my remark.
“Hey... it’s not inaccurate,” I mocked the angry tiny little lady.
Celestia was about six foot tall with a gorgeous and delicate body, Luna, on the other hand, was around 5’8 and had the same build as her sister.
'Wait... I find females attractive?... I always thought Cell was asexual... Well, I figure that out later, in the meantime is time to kick some royal butt,’
Celestia took on a battle stance holding her weapon tight, “Then I’m sorry for what I have to do next,”
“WE ARE NOT SORRY!” Luna added, cracking her neck.
Luna was the first to lunged forward, quickly flying towards me and coming closer; with her rapiers in attempt to stab me, I could’ve let her rapiers break in contact with my body, but I decided to dodge and in the process take hold of her mane.
“Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.” I laughed at my own joke as I started to spin the poor mare, “You seem to be a believer, let’s try that out, shall we?”
“WHAT?!” Luna exclaimed.
Luna had noticed that I had taken hold of her mane a little too late as I already had started spinning her in circles creating a moonado aka a tornado that is made with a woona, I kept spinning her until I felt that she was getting dizzy and was about to puke, so I tossed her towards the castle at full speed without losing any momentum.
'Noone pukes on perfection,'
Celestia during this ordeal attempted to sneak behind me to end the conflict with a single attack of her battle-axe; smirking at her naivety I just raised a finger to defend myself as her axe was brought down my neck, as expected the axe broke like a cup glass, creating a rumbling echo through the city of Canterlot.
Celestia was in shock of how easy her weapon shattered, and before she could regain her posture, I struck her on the guts making her puke blood the impact sent her body like a rag doll where I had tossed her sister.
Luna had already recovered by this point and started to push back hard with all her might, it was cute to be honest, seeing her trying to stab me and failing repeatedly. She was very strong, but I was superior to her in every way.
“Is this all the Royal sisters can amount to?” I asked, with my arms crossed as I effortlessly dodged her attacks.
“I WILL END THE THEE!” Luna roared in anger as she created a blast big enough to wipe haft of Canterlot.
“Sister, don’t use that amount of magic so close to the city,” Celestia that had recovered a bit from my attack was panting, the blow on her guts had taken the best out of her, “I had to create a barrier to avoid collateral damage,”
“SORRY BUT WE WON!” Luna shouted gleefully.
“I’m insulted you consider such attack would even come close to kill me,” Both sisters were in shock as they saw my unharmed body floating in the same spot I had received the attack, “Again, is that all?”
Celestia smiled at me, “We were never the meant to defeat you,”
“THE ELEMENTS WERE!” Luna added with a victorious smile.
‘The girls are here? hmm I think I will let the harmony LGBTQ blast hit me, it should be fun,’
“Alright then...” I started to descend to the ground, getting a set of perplexed looks on both sisters, “Tell your slave/student that I won’t move, so she better gets the best and most powerful fucking rainbow they can possibly muster,”
After waiting a fair bit, the elements arrived, both Celestia and Luna, though I was tricking them, but they still wanted to risk everything on this best would that rainbow friendship power work on me. To begin with, I had no idea how resistant to magic Cell was, but there was a chance I had signed my own stone sentence.
Not to mention the fact that creatures like Majin Buu were affected by magic so there was a chance I would be affected too, but he was a being of pure magic, I was not.
“Is time to bring this party pooper down!” Pinkie was jumping around the room, looking at me with a friendly yet intimidating smile.
“Yeah! Let’s bring--” Rainbow was about to say something about how cool she was, and I really had no patience to sit there and listen to the six monologues coming my way, so I interrupted them.
“Please save me the Fairy Tail moment and just blast me, okay?” I was annoyed at how stupid some creatures can be, I can literally blast the planet off, and they are having one-liners, fuck them.
“Very well! girls, let’s give it to him!” Twilight started to glow, and one by one, her friends did the same.
“Hey, I won’t complain,” I winked at them, probably none of them got my joke.
A rainbow-colored blast that was slow as hell was brought down upon my perfect self, as I wondered how could people like discord not avoid this slow-motion blast, and even though I could dodge the attack, I was excited.
‘Yes! maybe this will make me go beyond my limits!’
Seconds after the blast, my body started to petrify, starting on my feet, I could see the princesses smiling and the girls celebrating.
‘It barely does something; the magic is not trying to contain me... is only progressing because I’m allowing it,’
With little effort and tired of the facade, I overpowered the hold the amulets had on me, breaking the pieces of stone that hard formed in my body like a nice mud mask.
“That was disappointing,” I announced as I studied the expressions of despair in each one of the present individuals.
‘Maybe the amulets didn’t work because I’m not exactly evil... more like chaotic neutral,’
