Ahhh, the Rock-It Launcher. Never had I known I had been missing something so much then revealed it via killing something with a Lawn Gnome traveling at high velocity.

Some called prostitution the world’s oldest profession, however Rifled Recoil bet that the forefathers of Equine society probably had more interest in killing one another than fucking one another.

Counterpoint: Ponies haven't gone extinct yet. Though not for lack of trying.

It was the reason his weapon of choice today wasn’t a gun but a haphazardly thrown together pile of metallic components that included a vacuum cleaner, leaf blower, firehose nozzle, and enough superglue and duck tape to stop the stupid thing from imploding.

Yes.

These are amazing, one and all. Looking forward to seeing what other madness you bring to the wasteland.

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i always got so much amusement out of blowing a raider's head off with a thick stack of American cash.

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Glad to hear it, hope I can keep those laughs coming.

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True true, can't believe my proofreaders let that slip.

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Stay tuned next time for...cannibalism.

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I feel like this needs to show up in Speak now. Just... because it is amazing. I lost my shit several times while editing for this, and it was freaking great!

I have no words...

Fallout Equestria is a very serious AU where Raiders have to be parents.
Fallout Equestria is a very serious AU where police arrest angry incels with rage before they anhero.
Fallout Equestria is a very serious AU where alicorn drones make competent use of their range of abilities and don't die in one hit.

...?...

Maybe it’s cause I haven’t read Fallout Equestria in over a year and I don’t read many of the fanfanfics but this is really... weird to dull.

Consul Equis Gracchi stood upon his platform, looking out upon his legionaries.

Look, I know the ridiculous deaths were supposed to be the hilarity, but goddamn my sides

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sounds pretty neat to see

I know the tittle is meant to be sarcastic but still....i cant help myself *goes mudbraier mode*
technicly, Fo:E has plenty of humor in it, dark humor perhaps, but humor none the less. *ends mudbrair mode*

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The reformed having to reform the reformers.

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Let me write a guest chapter fam.

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*takes note*

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It's all Gucci fam.

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Never forget the Grachi

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My secrets revealed.

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You were better as a rock.

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Fallout Equestria is a very serious AU the musical coming shortly.

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dark humor is a lot like food... not everypony gets it.

Poor Blackjack though... she just doesn't have a leg to stand on

Remember that one filly who had a balefire bomb? She definitely knew how to have a blast.

Remember Littlepip wanted to go radhog hunting with Calamity? Was Kkat telling she wanted him to give her the meat? Was she looking to get porked?

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Counterpoint: Ponies haven't gone extinct yet. Though not for lack of trying.

<Laughs in human>

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i always got so much amusement out of blowing a raider's head off with a thick stack of American cash

i.imgur.com/iSzMzkb.jpg

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don't quite your day job, i've hard better puns on pokemon
e for effort though.

also you forgot the time blackjack was beside herself over the whole project chimera thing...

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I won't joke about what the bandits did. It would just be forced

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That guy gorgon though stone cold...to bad he went to pieces in the end
(Or whatever the half cockatrice pony guy's name was and it ruins the jokes that I don't remember his name doesn't it)

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<Insert Best dad joke ever here>

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This is just a tribute...to the best joke ever

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How did you read the book of my life?!

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Book ? I got the dvd!

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What's Speak?

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Me currently struggling to come up with an idea for Chapter 6.

Yes...11 million. 🙃

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Another FOE fic written by senpai Heartshine. Pretty much the only one i've actually read the entire thing.

Rock-it launcher OP pls nerf.

Drug smuggling, pimping, internship, gun manufacturing

Fixed that for you.

Rifled took pleasure in killing ponies in the most ridiculous ways possible.

An admirable skill

Littlepip may have restored the beacons and Security was… well Security

Legendary Thot is Legendary.

Like, really farmer Lily Leaf, are you honestly going to call a pony out for having some morally questionable fun when you’re probably sticking your dick in livestock?

Yeah, c'mon. Don't deprive Security of her vital Dickings by giving them to two-headed cows! Sure, you give twice the pleasure for the same effort on your end, but that's hardly relevant here!

Yep, just like he thought. They had mohawks and shaved sides. These were raiders and that alone was enough to know they deserved death.

Hey, that's like, judgemental, mon! We jus' like stylin' our hair, mon!

and, oh boy, with that much pheromones in the air, you better believe they wanted to.

What a way to go

Though honestly, his favourite kill still had to be the time he left a rake in a grassy field and stuck a landmine to the top of it.

*growls in Sideshow Bob*

His horrified expression was obscured by the pink suction cup of a plunger that protruded from his face.

Glorious.

I wish there was a way to rate chapters cause ten outa ten, hilarious.

I was watching this video a few hours ago. I’m rewatching it at 2x speed now so I can pretend the plungers are being thrown at killing velocity :B

Yeah, 2x speed isn’t nearly fast enough.

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This was referring to the for-profit sort; reproduction is arguably outside the normal economic sphere.