Blackjack stumbled through their temporary refuge, a darkened town crumbling under centuries of abandonment.

She was delirious from withdrawal. A full twenty hours had passed since she’d gotten laid.

Was dick withdrawal even a thing?

She approached a decrepit house, Bubblegum’s temporary residence.

“I need dick,” Blackjack feebly muttered before furiously shaking the door. “I NEED DIIIICKKKKK!”

Oh my god. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.

Blackjack closed her eyes, her voice barely stronger than a whisper. “Dick.”

Bubblegum deadpanned and dropped her. “Then perish.”

This too. My goddesses. I just... this was so fucking funny!

Thirty Seconds, gimme ten flat.

Blackjack stumbled through their temporary refuge, a darkened town crumbling under centuries of abandonment.

She was delirious from withdrawal. A full twenty hours had passed since she’d gotten laid.

Was dick withdrawal even a thing?

She approached a decrepit house, Bubblegum’s temporary residence.

“I need dick,” Blackjack feebly muttered before furiously shaking the door. “I NEED DIIIICKKKKK!”

ok ether bubblegum is more interested in the younger mares, ore he just likes to se blackjack suffer xD

Dick withdrawal.

Sounds about right

Is this like bath salt zombies, except they don’t want braaaaaaaaiiiins, they want diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. And there’s only one zombie?

This was the song playing in my head during the last vignette.