Though now I find myself wondering what the differences are between the tribes in terms of how they cook and taste.

And I'm sure the McKnives are themselves a respected family in Seaddle.

That's a surprisingly aware little establishment. After all, who knows where those ponies went and ate! Not everyone is willing to take the risk in eating radioactive meat, after all

Now I'm curious about their sister restaurant, the one with live gladiatorial porn

... honestly every fallout play I do if I find cannibals I just load incindiary ammo or pull a flamer out and cook them. I blame Little Pip, she was a bad influence. It is much more honorable to just stab them till they die.

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Response: This Unit prefers to blow them up.

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Yes, but in this scenario I believe explosives would be hazardous to the captives... still though, balefire grenades!

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Statement: that would be a waste of resources. This unit prefers to exterminate meatbags with precision firearms.

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Response: Explosive ammunition.

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Counter: armor piercing incendiary ammunition. Explosive ammunition. Does not fare well against heavy armor/cover.

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They taste like shame because what are you doing you terrible person.

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Eh not really gladiator porn. That's far too low brow. It is "a combative exploration of the equine form."

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All I'm saying is that we have the makings of an intriguing article in the Arbu Journal of Hippology and Food Science.

As a someone who took and used Cannibal perk for his characters both in games and in PnP RPG... I definitely approve of such a portrayal!

call Blackjack she will handle this....

Fallout Equestria is a very serious AU where ponies know a thing or two about fine dining.

Oh no

“Is this your first time coming to the Cannibal Café?” she asked.

Well, they're rather candid about it

“Now, we can replace the filly wings with tofu bites,” he said. “Oh! And of course, there’s the salad. We could just remove the unicorn flakes from that if you’d like. You could also have pretty much any of our pasta dishes. Since those can be prepared without meat.”

Glorious

I publish this chapter, wondering desperately what the hell I should have for dinner.

I hear horse steak is pretty good

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I know what Foamy’s doing! He’s world building. Y’know, like he always does. Except this time it’s the morally questionable act of cannibalism \o/ Whoch is totally appropriate for this setting, sure. Where internship, drugs, etc are rampant (the one who went to sleep with all those stuffies in their bed was the worse. I mean, share them, eh? FOE is kinda a depressingly hilarious shithole and other ponies could use a bit of a cheer up).

...I bet alicorn tastes like chicken. Like, the flavours of the tribes get so mixed together in an alicorn that it tastes like the vanilla meat.

…and here I was expecting the punchline to be something like “Do you have any idea how much a cut of vegetarian costs?”

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Do they serve up the loser as the next day's special? I was reminded of a joke I heard once where a man visited a restaurant in a place famous for bullfighting and saw a diner eating a large portion of some kind of meat. When asked about it, one of the restaurant staff said it was something special they did. The meat in question was the balls of the bull from the fight. The man said it sounded interesting, and wanted to try it. He was told to come back the next day. He did, and ordered the special. The portion brought out was tiny compared to what he saw before. When the man asked about this, the server replied 'The bull doesn't always lose'.