Looking up from the chains that bind your forehooves together, you glance towards the front of the cart. Two unicorns decked out in golden armor are hooked up to the reins. One of them is peering over his shoulder, his blue eyes glaring out from beneath his helmet. “You’re finally awake, huh?”
DID YOU JUST FUCKING DO THIS TO ME... YOU FILTH!
This is a great start though, you better keep it up! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEAR BUTTER NEEDS MORE LOVE
Looking up from the chains that bind your forehooves together, you glance towards the front of the cart. Two unicorns decked out in golden armor are hooked up to the reins. One of them is peering over his shoulder, his blue eyes glaring out from beneath his helmet. “You’re finally awake, huh?”
And we start off with a late and terrible meme. I'm going to need more than Cadence to save me at this point.
Edit:I feel like sometimes you try to torture me on purpose.
By Discord’s soggy balls, this is unacceptable!
Not once in my entire life did I need this image.
Time to enjoy this third installment of an adventure.
Aw jeez, I dunno about this one. Pear Butter feels too innocent in my eyes for this kind of story. Then again, it's hot milf action written by madmaxtheb themself.....
Also I guess our protagonist walked right into that equestrian ambush. (It had to be said)
A third installment. You magnificent bastard. Three down, three to go. Not to mention the origin story for a certain pony if I had to guess based on the timeframe and previous works.
A few things: 1. That the protagonist is a bigoted, violent delinquent with a record as opposed to a reserved milquetoast is a refreshing change of pace! I'm wondering if this is some kind of attention-seeking behavior on his part or if he's just a bad apple. 2. It's never a MadMax story unless at some point the protagonist's journey to relieve themselves at the lavatory is given appropriate focus. 3. So this story takes place before the events of the show? Interesting.
Dammit, I was hoping for Starlight's mom oh woe is me.
Looking up from the chains that bind your forehooves together, you glance towards the front of the cart. Two unicorns decked out in golden armor are hooked up to the reins. One of them is peering over his shoulder, his blue eyes glaring out from beneath his helmet. “You’re finally awake, huh?”
...don't you dare assume that I was trying to cross the border, you filthy lord of dead memes...
...still adding to favourites and following despite this atrocity of a reference, but point still stands.
Looking up from the chains that bind your forehooves together, you glance towards the front of the cart. Two unicorns decked out in golden armor are hooked up to the reins. One of them is peering over his shoulder, his blue eyes glaring out from beneath his helmet. “You’re finally awake, huh?”
Looking up from the chains that bind your forehooves together, you glance towards the front of the cart. Two unicorns decked out in golden armor are hooked up to the reins. One of them is peering over his shoulder, his blue eyes glaring out from beneath his helmet. “You’re finally awake, huh?”
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ALSO
DID YOU JUST FUCKING DO THIS TO ME... YOU FILTH!
This is a great start though, you better keep it up! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEAR BUTTER NEEDS MORE LOVE
ily by the by Maxy
May is always a memorable month thanks to you MadMaxtheBlack.
Let's go for the MILF Hat Trick!
Is that the same Scarlet from Windy Skies? Gotta love that world building.
okay, first of all... goddamn Elder Scrolls
second:
WHERES MY FAVORITE BATTY FAMILY WHY ARENT THEY FUCKING
And we start off with a late and terrible meme. I'm going to need more than Cadence to save me at this point.
Edit:I feel like sometimes you try to torture me on purpose.
Not once in my entire life did I need this image.
Time to enjoy this third installment of an adventure.
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That's what I would like to know!
Aw jeez, I dunno about this one. Pear Butter feels too innocent in my eyes for this kind of story. Then again, it's hot milf action written by madmaxtheb themself.....
Also I guess our protagonist walked right into that equestrian ambush.
(It had to be said)
I spy with my little eye: another incomplete story by Max.
A third installment. You magnificent bastard. Three down, three to go. Not to mention the origin story for a certain pony if I had to guess based on the timeframe and previous works.
A few things:
1. That the protagonist is a bigoted, violent delinquent with a record as opposed to a reserved milquetoast is a refreshing change of pace! I'm wondering if this is some kind of attention-seeking behavior on his part or if he's just a bad apple.
2. It's never a MadMax story unless at some point the protagonist's journey to relieve themselves at the lavatory is given appropriate focus.
3. So this story takes place before the events of the show? Interesting.
Dammit, I was hoping for Starlight's mom oh woe is me.
...don't you dare assume that I was trying to cross the border, you filthy lord of dead memes...
...still adding to favourites and following despite this atrocity of a reference, but point still stands.
ALSO, GOD DAMMIT, MORE BATTY FAMILY WHEN?!?!!
Oh, not my 🍐 Butter! 😂
Yes! More amazing stories by the amazing MadMaxtheBlack!
GOD DAMMIT TOD!!!!
Ohhhh boy here we go again, cant wait for this!
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A unicorns final thoughts should be of home...where are you from?
This is the only thing that keeps me going every year.
Dude, you are honestly such a legend like, May is my favorite month because of you
Oh, you think you're so funny...
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But seriously, can't wait to give this a read!
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In all honesty I think she would encourage us and join in on this freak fest.
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This gun be good....
Kind of a weird Skyrim mod, but I'm loving it so far.
Wow
Just
wow.