-5 Minutes Later-

Random Stallion in Line: "How did it go man, did they consider you?!"

You: "No."

Walking away in shame, you have your head down while clenching a fist in anger.

You: "If only I could have slammed that pussy too! And Nightmare Moon......"

Looking up at the moon now, the anguish in your defeat disappears. As hope resurfaces in both body and spirit.

You: "I'll have to practice in the art of shlong magic,when I reapply! Then surely I can prove my worth."

Running off from the palace now, in high spirits. You begin your life long training in the school of shlong manipulation.

Thus the Hero of Dongers was born!

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I can accept that as a possible ending

Neat story.