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Whelp i didnt laugh at the Combine shooting but i did laugh at the parody verses you made during the prison fight. Nice to see this train still chuggin
I'm happy the store is back but I'm also sad that that is one more chapter to go before the story ends I hope we can maybe get a sequel out of this Story 2 but glad that is bad can't wait good luck.
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Hello Sanguine Blade,
And yes, this story is still going! And I’m sorry that it took so long to get this out, but Life has not been my friend recently. I tried to write, but I could only do so for a few minutes at a time at about 2am!
At any rate though, it’s here, and Chapter 30 and the Epilogue are in the works right now. I hope that you enjoy them once they come out!
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Hello marcus12,
And yes, there’s only Chapter 30, and the Epilogue to go. However, please don’t be sad. This saga isn’t over yet by a LONG SHOT! The REAL adventures of the Battleship Express crew haven’t even BEGUN yet!
The full lineup of stories in this series is “Battleship Express”, “Beyond the Express”, “Tracks Backwards”, “Tale of 2 Big Boys”, “Stitches in Time”, “Battleship Express: Back in Action!”, “Leopard’s War Years”, and “End of the Line, Looking Back”. So yes, there WILL be a sequel, and then more sequels coming soon! This train keeps on rolling, so I hope that you’re hyped for it!
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*Rolls in on T&P 610* Well youll need texan muscle to get your loads around *climbs out the cab* Blood Moon Division from my dimension along with myself. I brought us 610 or as we call 'er Lone Star along with basic replica world war 1 armored train cars for The "Texas Ranger". Commander Sanguine ready for death
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Hello Sanguine,
And glad that you could join the fight again! I've heard a lot of good things about you guys from Texas, and your aide in the battles of Amarillo, Dallas, Houston, Corpus Christi, and all of the others has been duly noted. You really helped turn the tide of the war, and drive the Futas away from their desperately needed oil fields there. I thank you for your service, and invite you to join the fight against the Futas once more!
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Well you know Texas is ready for a fight always
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Oh, I know. You folks down there, aside from New York, Pennsylvania, Oklahoma, and Alaska, were America's last oil reserved in the World Wars, and only Alaska had larger oil fields. Sure, all that oil did fall into Futa hands, but you made them pay through their ASSES for it, and then kept making them pay for it! Texas was the scene of so many battles in the second half of WW6, and it all cost the Futas something fierce. They never recovered from their losses of soldiers and equipment, nor did they recover from their losses of oil. Once they lost Texas and Oklahoma, all they had was the oil from Alaska.
The Futas had to fight the Army, Navy and Coast Guard on the Gulf Coast, National Guard, Texas Rangers, US Marines, and of course, anyone with a gun and an ability to kill in Texas! Even once the war stalemated into the Second Cold War, Texas was one of the many "hot spots" where the fighting never stopped. Some supplied you guys with aide from across the Mississippi River form Arkansas and Louisiana, while others were slipped across the river to fight alongside you.
May History never forget the courage and sacrifice of you brave Texans!
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Well our train does her best Found 'er in the old sheds at Palestine where it was preserved. Wee were lucky enough to get The Texas as our supply running train. tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.qoRICM0E-LCU4RIzHLieywHaE7&pid=15.1&P=0&w=273&h=183 Our pride for the old republic shone and we called the train the Texas Ranger.
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Wow, that's a pretty impressive engine. That looks just like the 4-4-0 locomotives that the Railway Warfare Division used in their earliest days to create the very first prototype war trains. Our supply train, Iron Glory, was one of these 4-4-0's, although she later became a supply train to the Battleship Express. She was made way back in 1885, probably just like yours was. I'm glad that she's been around a long time, and served you guys well.
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The Texas is one of the few Civil war engines till kickin. Makes us special because of the Great Locomotive Chase
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Yeah, I can imagine.
And you may be pleased to hear that the General is still around as well. She worked for many years with the RWD too, until she had to be withdrawn from service. She was old, needed another rebuild, and she was a national treasure. The RWD leaders decided that she'd more than done her fair share, so they retired her for yet another restoration. Once that was complete, she helped by pulling small supply trains to construction crews in the US who were helping rebuild towns and cities in areas taken back from the Futas. After the war was over completely, she was kept in a fully operational state in another railroad museum. Sometimes she sat there, and sometimes she did excursion trips. Maybe now that the war is over, she can meet up with her sort of sister engine, the Texas.
The Columbine joke was funny. but we Germans have little sense of humor. In fact, this Anti-joke is one of my favorites because it is the truth
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One, we are efficient and humorless."
Though, as a soldier you tend to develop a very dark sense of humor. Here is are a few running jokes among the Kreigstruppen
"What is the difference between a stack of hay and a Communist?
A stack of hay doesn't scream when you burn it alive."
Guy 1: "The captain is really pissed at me today"
Guy 2: "Why?"
1: "Well, I was at the range, and I empty a full clip at a target"
2: "And?"
1: "...Apparently targets aren't supposed to be half my size and wearing clothes"
This next and final one is more of an insult and inside joke for Germans.
"You know, of 50,000 people killed in the Berlin Massacre, and a further 1 million killed in the aftermath, how was it that you survived?"
If you use the last one, the nearest German is legally required to punch you, full force, in the face.
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Hello KriegsTruppen,
And I think that I offended more than one person with the Columbine joke. And I can appreciate a dark sense of humor, as my sense of humor can be dark, morbid, and downright offensive.
We made up a few of our jokes as we went along, though most of the jokes against the BWO I dare not tell again, as most of them were EXTREMELY racist, and when I say racist, I mean that they were some of the worst black-jokes that you've ever seen! The jokes against the Futas were pretty funny at times though.
Soldier 1: "Hey, did you hear about General Jasmine?"
Soldier 2: "No, why? And I thought that she was called General House."
"Well, that's what Stacy calls her."
"and why's?"
"Cuz House is where the dick is!" (It's not the best joke ever, but it made light of Stacy's marriage to General Jasmine that even other FUTAS were upset by it!)
And don't worry, I'd NEVER make fun of the Germans for the Berlin Massacre. When I read those first heard those headlines on the radio while I was stationed in Sue Falls, I couldn't believe that they were true. It made no sense. However later, I learned that not only were they true, but the true horrificness of the event was understated! I don't make fun of those who were fighting for their lives against a hostile enemy, as I did the same thing myself.