Chapter 11 Chaos the Musical Part 1
It seemed like a pleasant morning in the castle as Princess Celestia had just finished up a meeting and was being escorted to her breakfast by Stone Wall. Suddenly, Squeaky Clean came running down the hall and grabbed her leg and tried to pull into the room she just left.
"I need to talk to you right now!" Squeaky said, continuing to pull her.
"Squeaky I'm about to go to breakfast maybe you could wait until after that to-"
"Now!" Squeaky then pulled harder which got the princess into the room. Stone Wall then placed his hoof on the hoof Squeaky was using to pull Princess Celestia.
"Take it off or I'll take it off for you."
"Back off! We have a crisis on our hooves!" Stone Wall was shocked as Squeaky finished pulling in the princess and made sure they were the only 3 ponies in the room.
"You're hurting my leg." Hearing that Squeaky let go and Princess Celestia rubbed the leg he was pulling.
"I'm sorry."
"It's all right, now what's this crisis?" Princess Celestia asked in a calm tone.
"And it better be good," Stone Wall added, annoyed at his friend's behavior.
"Last night I possibly had the worst nightmare ever."
"You brought the princess in here because you had a bad dream?"
"It's more than that. The night before the Summer Sun Celebration I had a dream that I was going to the castle when suddenly day became night and the moon fell stopping just before touching anything and became an alicorn."
"Nightmare Moon," Princess Celestia said, having put the pieces together.
"Yes and that's what I figured out when she showed up."
"You had a premonition," Stone Wall said, also putting the pieces together. "So I take it you had another one."
"Yes," Squeaky replied. "And this one was even worse. I dreamt that I was in the castle and then all of a sudden I was surrounded by utter randomness. I couldn't even describe half the stuff I was seeing. Eventually I simply yelled out that none of this makes sense and then I heard from above and I quote, "Make sense oh what fun is there is making sense?"
"And who says that in your dream?" Stone Wall asked.
"It was this weird looking creature," Squeaky answered. "After that, I woke up."
"What do you mean weird looking?"
"Just weird looking Stone Wall, I never saw any creature like it. It had the head of a goat but body parts composed of all sorts of other animals." Suddenly Princess Celestia got in Squeaky's face with panic all over her face.
"Did the creature have a deer antler, a goat leg, a bat wing, and a snake tail?!" Princess Celestia asked with panic in her tone as well.
"How'd you know?" Princess Celestia then turned to Stone Wall with fear still in her voice and all over her face.
"Stone Wall, find a hoof full of guards and join them in an escort for Twilight Sparkle and her friends here."
"What? Why do you need-"
"NOW!" Stone Wall then headed out the door deciding it was best to ask questions later. As he left Squeaky was shocked to see Princess Celestia shake. Almost as if the temperature in the room was in single digit territory.
My gosh, she's trembling, Princess Celestia is trembling. She's kept a level head no matter what crisis I've seen her in. What could she be afraid of? "Princess are you okay? Do you know the creature from my dream?"
"Yes unfortunately," Princess Celestia answered, ceasing her trembling and starting to calm down, the fear in her voice and face gone. "Come with me and I'll explain." Squeaky followed the princess to the main hall where her throne was as well as many glass windows, quite a few of which had a picture placed on it.
"So why are we here?"
"Twilight and her friends will be here shortly and I'll be meeting them here. In the meantime I can tell you about the creature in your dream. Before I do though Squeaky tell me, have you had something from your past come back that you wished stayed in your past?"
"I'm not sure I get what you mean."
"There are some things that I believed should stay buried in the past forever such as the creature from your dreams." Suddenly the Princess used her magic to change one of the big glass windows. "But I suppose no matter how horrible or how much you wish it would, some things simply can't stay buried. A long time ago ponies in Equestria lived in a state of unrest and unhappiness under the rule of Discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony." Princess Celestia then finished the spell on the window revealing the creature from Squeaky's dream.
"You mentioned a bunch of other trouble makers and villains you've defeated in the past, but you never mentioned him. He's the worst one of all isn't he?"
“I’ll never forget the day Luna and I first met him, I’ll never forget because it was a day that scarred me for the rest of my life.” Princess Celestia then used a spell that changed the whole room showing Squeaky a day from long ago. Everything was random looking as Celestia and her sister landed down to investigate.
"I saw this whole area change from the sky, Luna, the source of all this must be coming from here," Celestia said.
"Oh so I take it you've noticed my chaos, rather hard to miss actually," Discord said while pigging out on sweets.
"So you're the one that's been," Celestia stopped when Discord held out his finger as he was in the middle of eating and had to swallow. After doing that he stood up and approached the sisters who were rather shocked and stepped back.
"What?" Discord asked.
"Nothing, it's just that we didn't expect you to have such a…unique appearance," Celestia said.
"Says the pony with abnormally long everything," Discord said as he got a little closer to the princesses. "By the way I don't know much about pony fashion but what's with the belts around your necks."
"They're not belts, these are the breastplates of wise and mighty leaders," Luna answered rather offended.
"Do they know you're wearing them?" Discord asked.
"What? Of all the….just who in Equestria do you think you are?!" Luna asked.
"Discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony at your service, whether you like it or not."
"Well Discord you've had your fun but it's about time for you to undo all of this and go back to wherever you came from."
"Well look here princess whatever your name is-"
"It's Celestia."
"Don't care, my chaos is here and here it's going to stay."
"Is that all you can say? What about all of the ponies living in misery as the result of your chaos?" Luna asked.
"I think I can live with that," Discord answered.
Luna looked at Celestia and she already knew what her sister was thinking. The sisters then charged their horns together and attacked Discord who blocked it effortlessly with a bubble to the princesses' shock.
"It-it didn't even hurt him," Celestia said.
"But, but that was our strongest spell," Luna said as Discord put his paw and claw together and cracked his fingers.
"My turn," Discord said as he made short work of Celestia and Luna.
***
Twilight and her friends arrived and talked for a minute about strange things in Ponyville like clouds made of cotton candy that rain chocolate milk.
"Wow that is just plain weird," Squeaky couldn't help but comment.
"Yeah we thought the same, princess, do you know what's going on?"
"Yes Twilight, I do. I was even explaining some of this to Squeaky Clean."
"So what can we do about it?" Rarity asked. Before Princess Celestia could answer Princess Cadance and Prince Blueblood entered the hall.
Twilight gasped. "Cadance!" Twilight said with bliss as she ran over and hugged the alicorn.
"Oh my goodness Twilight is that you what a pleasant surprise," Princess Cadance said as she returned the hug. “Look how much you’ve grown.”
“You-you remember me?”
“Of course I do. How could I forget the filly I loved to sit for the most?”
"What are you doing here?" Twilight asked her. Princess Luna then entered the hallway as well.
"Luna you too?" Celestia asked.
"What do you mean-" Luna stopped when she saw that Princess Cadance and Prince Blueblood were in the hallway as well. "What are you 2 doing in here?"
"I don't know about Cadance, but I'm because I have a problem auntie needs to fix," Prince Blueblood answered. "Auntie I was having a pleasant get together with a few other ponies but suddenly it started to rain."
"Uh Blueblood, a weather problem doesn't qualify as an emergency," Princess Celestia said to her nephew.
"It is when it's raining chocolate milk from a cotton candy cloud," Blueblood retorted. "On top of that we were having a nice relaxing game of croquet and suddenly the hammers and balls somehow came to life and attacked us. It was complete chaos."
"That's the general idea," A voice that echoed throughout the entire hallway said.
"Who said that?" Prince Blueblood asked, a little frightened and wishing that he could see who was talking.
"I did."
"W-Who are you? Where are you?"
"Look up." Hearing that every single pony in the hallway looked up and saw who was talking. The creature known as Discord who after being spotted flew around the halls changing the windows that had pictures engraved on them into other pictures. "That was the answer to your 2nd question, the 1st is Discord."
"What is?" The prince asked.
"My name, Discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony. At your service, whether you like it or not."
"Discord! I figured it twas thou, but I had hoped not."
"Do you know him, Princess Luna?"
"Yes, Twilight in days long past he ruled over these lands with a heart as cold as stone. But my sister and I were able to imprison him in stone with the Elements of Harmony. He was the greatest threat Equestria ever faced."
"After Luna and I stopped him I hid him deep within the mines beneath Canterlot and I did all I could to remove him from history and the memories of ponies. Most of all mine." Celestia lowered her head a little and closed her eyes to try and hide her frustration. "I wanted so badly to forget, but no matter how hard I tried I could never forget that disgusting monster's face."
"Flattery will get you nowhere." Discord then lowered himself to Princess Celestia's throne and sat on it. "Long time no see sun butt." Suddenly Pinkie Pie bursted out into laughter.
"HAHAHA! Sun butt! HAHAHA!" Princess Celestia opened her eyes and lowered her head more to give Pinkie Pie a cold stare at her eye level. "HAHAHA-That's not funny."
"Whatever you have planned Discord I'll stop you like Luna and I did before!"
"And how do you plan to do that? You 2 are no longer the bearers of the Elements of Harmony."
"How could you know that?" Suddenly Discord leaned up in the princess's face.
"Being turned to stone doesn't keep me from hearing every word you say, though I have to admit it makes rolling my eyes a challenge." Discord then actually removed the eyes from his sockets and gave them a quick shake before tossing them on the floor. Upon their landing Discord had appeared on the floor and with his eyes back in place he peeled himself off the floor.
"Okay that was kind of cool," Squeaky couldn't help but mention.
"If you like that, have a look at this," Discord used his paw and claw to remove the various other parts of his body and began to juggle them. After a few more seconds he stopped juggling and literally put himself back together. "Ta da!"
"This guy's the greatest threat Equestria's ever faced?" Twilight asked as she leaned towards Princess Celestia.
"Don't be fooled by his humorous demeanor Twilight, Believe me he's very dangerous."
"How right you are sun butt." Pinkie Pie giggled. "A lot has changed since I've been gone. New capital, new royals, a new alicorn, even new bearers of the Elements of Harmony." Suddenly Discord was sitting on a bench with a 3 way mirror. "But I'm back, I'm tan," the bench and mirror turned into a bed that Discord was in. "I'm rested," Discord then jumped out of the bed and into the air. "and I'm ready to give Equestria a wedgie again."
"Not on my watch pal!" Rainbow Dash then charged right at Discord but with the snap of his fingers he summoned a brick wall that Rainbow Dashed crashed right into.
"Twilight, I was planning on explaining a little more but I don't think I'll have time. You and your friends must use the Elements of Harmony to stop Discord and save Equestria again." Princess Celestia then used her magic to open the door that contained the elements. But when she used her magic to bring the case over to her Discord grabbed it causing the magical aura around it to vanish.
"I don't think so sun butt."
"Discord, you're going to give me that case!" Princess Celestia then grabbed the case and tried to pull it away but Discord was pulling as well.
"Oh no you won't."
"Oh yes I will."
"Oh no you won't."
"Oh yes I will."
"Oh yes you will."
"Oh no I won't."
"Uh, princess."
"Not now Squeaky! You take it now or I'll shove it down your throat!" Discord then took the case from Celestia and began walking out the hallway.
"Well alright you big bully if that's how you're gonna be."
"All right, Twilight now that he has the case, you and your friends-" The princess stopped in her tracks. She quickly turned around and began to chase after him but he disappeared right after throwing the case. Before any pony could catch it Discord reappeared and caught it.
"Keep away!" Discord then tossed the case back and forth to himself as he disappeared and reappeared throughout the hallway. Princess Celestia tried to grab the case but Discord was too fast, even when all the other ponies tried to help. Pinkie Pie was rather enjoying it and eventually was able to grab the case but when she did, she threw it back to Discord who waved his paw and claw repetitively while looking at her.
"PINKIE!" Every other pony yelled.
"I'm sorry, he was open." As Discord continued his game to the every pony's annoyance Squeaky Clean was able to grab the case.
"I got it Princess Celestia!" He said while on the floor and his front hooves were wrapped around the case.
"Hurry and open it!" Princess Celestia cried out. Squeaky quickly did as she asked. But when he opened the case to everypony's shock and dismay, the case was empty. Seconds later Discord bursted into laughter.
"I wish you all could have seen the looks on your faces when the case opened. It was priceless. Oh wait, you can see them.” Discord then snapped his fingers and summoned ghosts of the ponies from only moments ago. “You didn’t think it would be that easy, did you?"
"But how?" Princess Celestia asked, still in disbelief. "The elements were placed behind a door protected by a spell only I can break. This-this doesn't make any sense."
"Makes sense? Oh what fun is there in making sense? On top of that you try so hard to maintain harmony or at least get others to do that for you, but what's so great about harmony?" Suddenly music started to play out of nowhere getting the attention of everypony. "Harmony is great they say, ha yeah right." Discord waved his claw while continuing to sing. "Time to get it out of the way. See harmony and order just doesn't work for me, so I'm spreading chaos far enough for everypony to see."
"Not if we have anything to say about it!" Princess Celestia said as her sister Princess Luna stood right beside her.
"Don't worry you don't." Discord then trapped the royal pony sisters in magic bubbles and lifted them off the ground then flew around the hallway. "So you don't like cotton candy clouds with chocolate rain, too bad. Or you resent a constant chaotic bane, oh well. This harmony thing just doesn't work for me so instead I'm spreading around enough chaos for everypony to see. Chaos is better, nopony to tell me how things should be, chaos is better, keep that randomness flying free. So listen up before you start fighting you can't beat me so don't bother trying. I do what I do cause I gotta be me. I'm spreading the chaos for all to see."
"Auntie now would be a good time to break out of that ball and stop him."
"Maybe I can get them out of there," Cadance said right before flying at Discord who quickly trapped her in a sphere as well. "Blueblood do something!" Seeing her cousin trapped as well Prince Blueblood ran the opposite direction. "Blueblood you coward!" Despite running as fast as he could, Blueblood didn't get far because Discord trapped him in a sphere too.
"Haha! A complete set!" Discord then made the floor spin out of control and soon Squeaky and the mane 6 crashed into each other. "Afraid there's nothing you can do, a chaotic life is gonna be the way for you. We spirits of disharmony have to be who we are, a randomly chaotic super star. If you don't like it sucks to be you so don't bother there's nothing you can do. Chaos is better no one to tell you how things should be chaos is better keep that randomness flying free. So listen up before you start fighting you can't beat me so don't bother trying. I do what I do cause I gotta be me. I'm spreading the chaos for all to se-e. Chaos forever!"
Having finally finished his song Pinkie Pie couldn't but applaud, to Discord's dilate as he repetitively bowed. "Thank you thank you, enjoy your eternal chaos."
"You won't have your way Discord!" Squeaky nearly yelled.
"Oh you're still here, you really blend into the background don't you?"
"See if this blends into the background!" Squeaky then tried to blast Discord with a spell but he summoned a huge shield to block it.
"That's your best comeback, pretty pathetic Mr. Clean." Discord then made the shield fly at Squeaky and slammed him into the wall.
"Don't call him pathetic," Twilight said quickly to defend Squeaky. "You didn't have your way last time and you won't have it now!"
"Oh really and just who is gonna see to that? Apple smack?" Suddenly Discord slapped Applejack with his lion's paw and she flew into the wall. Rainbow Dash was about to fly at Discord for hurting her friend but Discord grabbed her and slammed her into the floor. "Rainbow crash? Hairity?" Discord grabbed Rarity by her mane and made it longer to swing her around before throwing her and made a big bag of manure land of Pinkie. "Stinky Pie?" He then flew over to Fluttershy who was frozen with fear. "Boo!"
"HELP ME!" Fluttershy then flew off and hid in the corner.
"Shutter cry or-" Discord stopped and put his claw to chin to think for a minute. "I got nothing, Twilight Sparkle, I mean seriously I can't even work with that."
"Let the royal ponies go and tell us what happened to the Elements of Harmony!"
"How about I meet you in the middle and only do one of those things?" Discord then split his head in order to dodge another spell from Squeaky. "Still here huh, let's do something about that." With a snap of his fingers Squeaky was teleported out of the hallway and to a different part of the castle. "Now about those Elements of Harmony."
***
Squeaky found himself in the guard's barracks where Stone Wall had gathered quite a few guards in an attempt to figure out the strange activities. "Squeaky, how did you get in here?"
"Stone Wall we got a really big problem on our hooves." After explaining what had just happened Stone Wall rounded up all the guards to stop the chaotic rampage of Discord. However even with the guards all together they weren't able to locate the spirit of chaos.
"Well where the heck is this guy Squeaky?"
"I don't know Stone Wall, it's like this guy just disappeared into thin air."
"Maybe this guy's just been inhaling the cleaning chemicals too much captain," said one of the guards in the search party.
"And I suppose that also explains all the strangeness around the castle and Canterlot?" Stone Wall replied to the guard.
"Well it makes more sense than some goat dragon deer bat thing who somehow is also powerful enough to capture the royal ponies is behind all this."
"I'm sorry, were you looking for me?" The guards and Squeaky turned around to find Discord sitting on a floating throne and the royal ponies still trapped in the spheres around him. "Do you like the remodeling I've done around here?" Hearing that Squeaky got to the front of the group to give Discord his 2 bits.
"No we-"
"Too bad because I'm going to remodel all of Equestria like this."
"LET PRINCESS CELESTIA AND THE OTHER ROYAL PONIES GO NOW!" Stone Wall ordered getting in front of Squeaky.
"I don't think I'll do that." Suddenly Discord leaned to the right to dodge a spell beam Stone Wall cast that made a hole in the throne and keep going, making more holes in the castle along the way. "That's powerful and concentrated magic you got there."
"Let them go now or the next one goes through your head!"
"Well then I guess this is the part where I do-o this." With a snap of his fingers, Discord summoned a giant bullseye that he was holding with his paw and claw. "You may fire when ready gridley." Discord's taunting caused Stone Wall to be nearly possessed with rage and cast several spells straight to the center of the bullseye. The spells however went different directions when they were on the verge of hitting their target.
"Huh?" Stone said in confusion, having calmed down a bit. Discord then got off his throne and moved a little closer to Stone Wall who tried again to blast him but the beams went in different directions. Discord then moved a little closer every 2 or 3 times Stone Walls beams were fired and missed the bullseye. Soon Discord's bullseye was literally right in front of Stone Wall who was ready to literally blast him away but his spell hit the floor. Discord then placed a pair of sunglasses on Stone Wall's muzzle and a sign around his neck with “blind” written on it.
"What the?" Stone Wall said in confusion. Discord then walked away with his paw and claw behind his back shaking his head.
"Too bad too bad." Discord then made his way back up to his throne and left with the royal ponies. "Well now that that's out of the way let's remake Canterlot, the castle, and while we're at it the mountain itself." Discord then changed the buildings of Canterlot into surreal shapes and made the mountain extend and bend making it crooked. "That's more like it."
"What the hey are you doing?" Discord turned around and saw Swift Sweep.
"I believe the proper term would be remodeling," Discord answered.
"Y-You can't just run around doing whatever you want there are rules." Discord then got up in Swift Sweep's face after hearing that.
"You know the most powerful rule right? The one with the most power-'' Discord pointed to himself. "Make the rules." Discord started slightly poking Swift Sweep. "And I say I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want, to whoever I want, whyever I want, and you can't do anything about it."
"But, but the royal ponies work hard to maintain order and harmony throughout Equestria you can't just be a monkey wrench that throws itself in that."
"Oh I'm not a monkey wrench, this is a monkey wrench." Discord then summoned a monkey holding a wrench and before Swift Sweep could even respond the monkey hit him over the head with the wrench.
"Swift Sweep no!" Luna cried as the pegasus fell down. Squeaky Clean who saw Swift Sweep get hit ran over to where he landed and found him on the ground. Squeaky gently picked him up a little and shook him a little to get him to wake up.
"Swift Sweep! Swift Sweep, are you okay? Say something."
Swift Sweep slowly opened his eyes. "Where's the leak ma'am?" Swift Sweep then managed to get back up but had trouble keeping balance. The guards from earlier who weren't far behind Squeaky and Stone Wall as well as a few other guards arrived including Shining Armor who was shocked to see his mare friend encased in a giant magic bubble.
"HEY LET MY SPECIAL SOMEPONY GO!" Shining Armor screamed at Discord.
“You want her? Come and get her,” Discord taunted, holding Cadance’s sphere above himself.
“Gladly!”
"Shining Armor no," Princess Celestia tried to warn the gung ho guard. "Don't challenge his power."
Despite Celestia’s warning, Shining Armor fired a spell that Discord deflected right away. Shining Armor then tried the same spell but Discord deflected it again. “Yes, cause that worked so well the 1st time.” Discord lowered Cadance’s sphere to speak eye to eye. “I’m guessing you don’t like him for his intelligence.”
Discord then summoned a catapult right where Shining Armor was standing and it launched him away before he could attack again.
"Attack!" Stone Wall ordered and the guards tried to swarm him but Discord lifted the ground and forced it back doing the same with the guards. A few guards were able to jump off and charged at Discord but he summoned a bowling ball and after walking on his tippy toes, threw the bowling ball knocking the guards down. A big red x appeared in the air and Discord repeated his bowling technique but first spun the ball in the air.
"What are you-"
"More momentum," Discord interrupted Luna and set the ball loose. It went up a rock that acted as a small ramp in this situation and hit Swift Sweep dead on who was still walking funny.
"SWIFT SWEEP!" Luna cried as he was hit so hard he was hit through a wall and another red x appeared. "SWIFT SWEEP SAY SOMETHING PLEASE!"
"FINLAND," he cried out. Shining Armor, Stone Wall, and Squeaky Clean got together around the hole while getting away from Discord's chaos.
"This is getting out of control," Squeaky said.
"That's the general idea! Why haven't you figured that out yet?" Discord replied.
"We need to make a plan and we need to make one now," Stone Wall said.
We can't beat this guy, but Super Stallion can. "Are you crazy?!" Squeaky said in a fake but convincing panicking tone. "We can't stop that monster, I'm running for my life." Squeaky then ran off to find a place to turn into Super Stallion. Shining Armor tried to run after but Stone Wall stopped him.
"Let him go, something tells me he'll come to his senses and be back to help soon."
"I’ve got to remember to change into Super Stallion sooner and save other ponies from the drama of stuff like this," Super Stallion said as he flew to where Discord was. "Time to put a stop to all this insanity."
"Well it looks like I'm finished remodeling here, time to get back to work with the rest of Equestria," Discord said, having made short work of the guards.
"You'll never get away with this Discord!"
"Seriously? I mean I know you're literally over 1000 years old but that's still cliche."
"You know we have a word for creatures like you where I come from!" Suddenly Discord moved the spheres so that the one containing Princess Cadance was facing him.
"I'm comfortable being called a monster, you like there's a different name that's going to hurt my feelings?" Princess Cadence didn't respond and Discord spun the sphere.
"Yeah, think before you talk smack."
"How about instead of talking smack we just settle straight for a smackdown?" Super Stallion said having arrived.
"Look, it's Super Stallion!" A guard cried out.
"Super Stallion will save us!" Another guard cried out.
"That remains to be seen. A lot has changed in Equestria indeed, now it has a superhero."
"You got that right and this superhero is gonna put a stop to all your chaos."
"Will you now?"
"Yes and-" Before Super Stallion could finish Discord lifted off as he prepared to remodel the rest of Equestria more. "Hey!" Super Stallion flew up to Discord in a matter of seconds. "I wasn't done talking to you!"
"But I’m finished listening."
"Let the royal ponies go right now and reset Equestria!"
“No.”
“Listen you goat dragon snake bat thing-"
"I'm a Draconequus."
"In a minute you're going to be a living room rug!" Super Stallion prepared to punch Discord but he dodged and gave Super Stallion a hard smack that hurled him into the castle.
"For all that talk he sure went down fast huh?"
Super Stallion then rubbed off the rubble that got on him. “Okay, stronger than he looks. I’m literally down, but I’m not out.” Super Stallion flew back to Discord ready for round 2. "You're going to have to try harder to take me down."
"I'm way ahead of you." Discord then got out an abnormally large mallet.
"Oh please if you think that'll be enough to stop me I'm more than fast enough to dodge it before-" Super Stallion was cut off again when the mallet opened up and Super Stallion was hit dead on by a boxing glove.
"Is your name Super Stallion, or did you change it to sir blabs a lot?"
"Okay tough guy try this on for size, a massive fire spell!" Super Stallion ignited a huge fire from his horn but Discord quickly countered by summoning a fire house that sprayed water right through the fire and forced Super Stallion to part of the castle walls.
"Oh geez, I wonder what could have prepared me for that attack of yours. I mean it couldn't have been you announcing it right?" Super Stallion picked himself up and flew at Discord to punch him as hard as he could but the spirit of chaos caught his hoof with his claw.
H-He just caught my attack without any trouble at all. Discord then lifted Super Stallion up so that the 2 of them would be at eye level and smiled a crooked smile.
"My turn." Discord then punched Super Stallion in the stomach with his paw sending him flying once again in the opposite direction. This time however was harder and forced Super Stallion into the heart of the castle. "Now we wait."
"Wait for what?" Princess Luna asked.
"To see if he flies away or if he feels like being ragdolled again." Super Stallion momentarily lost his conscience but quickly got back up. As he looked around he noticed he was in the Star Swirl the Bearded wing.
"You've overcome numerous obstacles but they're all nothing compared to what you'll be facing next."
"Is this what he meant by that?" Super Stallion asked as he picked himself up. "I've fought all sorts of baddies but this guy, he's on a whole other level. So what am I supposed to do?" Super Stallion asked himself as he tried to get up.
“Guess he’s down, but I have a feeling we’ll play again,” Discord said.
“And I have a feeling you’re gonna feel,” Shining Armor called out but then paused. “My hoof, when it hits your face,” Shining Armor finished this trying to sound macho.
“So I’m guessing you don’t like him for conversational skills,” Discord said, looking at Cadance.
“Hey! Don’t ignore me!” Shining Armor then used a shield spell to try to force Discord right out of Canterlot. But Discord used his claw arm to flick the shield back and knock him down.
“You make it hard,” Discord said as Shining Armor he got back up
“I’m not giving up until you free Cadance.”
Discord then made Cadance’s bubble disappear along with her wings and horn. “You want her, there she goes.” Cadence started to fall and Shining Armor ran over to catch her but Discord beat him to it with his tail. Causing Shining Armor to land on his face.
“So I’m guessing you don’t like him for his foresight,” Discord said to Cadance. Shining Armor then repeatedly tried to grab Cadance, but Discord or rather his tail was too fast. “Not quite, too slow, keep trying, come on she’s 2 feet in front of you for crying out loud.”
“SHUT UP!”
“No,” Discord teleported to a nearby wall and made a door appear. “Catch you later, I have a deal to complete.” After Discord walked through the door, Shining Armor ran and forced it open only to see another door.
“What the?” Shining Armor then forced that door open but another was there as Discord summoned numerous doors and a big surprise right behind the last one.
***
Far away from decent society there's a prison that currently houses half a dozen abnormally dangerous criminals who had actually gotten to know each other rather well. "A disembodied voice? Give me a break," Weather Warper said as she and the other 5 prisoners were all sitting around together.
"It's the truth I'm telling you!" Dr. Arachnid replied with Scar Flank and Emo Pony backing him up.
"So this whatever it's supposed to be said if you made things chaotic he'd return the favor or something?"
"Pretty much," Emo Pony answered Weather Warper.
"Well I'd like to see that." Suddenly the prison wall was pulled off seemingly on its own. The 6 turned around to see Discord had moved the wall and flew in with the royal ponies still trapped in bubbles. "What is that thing?"
"What's it doing here?" Gentlemen Thief asked.
"I believe the technical term is a jailbreak," Discord answered.
"Wait a second I recognize that voice," Scar Flank said. "It's the voice, he does have a body, a very weird one."
"I have a name too, Discord, the spirit of chaos and disharmony.”
“Discord?” Gentleman Thief said in disbelief.
“You know him?” Dr. Arachnid asked.
“I know of him. He’s an ancient creature that ruled this land long ago until the royal pony sisters stopped him. I read about him in storybooks and ancient fables.”
“I thought I had all those burnt,” Princess Celestia said.
“You 3 were able to help me get free, well you all helped out in some way so to repay you consider this an early parole." The prison guards showed up in an attempt to stop Discord who snapped his fingers and made a baseball bat appear.
"What the heck is he doing auntie?" Discord then picked up the baseball bat and practice swung with it a couple times as he approached the spheres. "Oh no he's not."
"Batter up!" Discord hit each of the spheres and they went flying, knocking into the guards and breaking the prison even more. "My name is Discord and I am here to say, with a big smile I'll be brightening up your day. You don't need to ask why or how it's just what I love to do and in return you can help me make my dream come true. See I love to make chaos chaos chaos oh yes I do, spread it here to there to even the places with a seance."
"What?" Dr. Arachnid couldn't help but comment.
"Look sometimes the rhyming works better than others buddy, you want to get out of prison or not?"
"Don’t interrupt the song!" Scar Flank said as he and the other villains turned to face Dr. Arachnid.
"Sorry, please continue."
"All I need's some chaos, chaos, chaos all around. First I make it and quickly make it gleam, perhaps rather simple but that is my dream. But if I see some harmony that's gonna make me frown, so I'll use my magic to turn it upside down. Cause I love to make chaos chaos chaos oh yes I do, seeing it all around me just makes me grin grin grin."
"Wait a minute, chaos doesn't rhyme with grin," A prisoner commented.
"What did I literally just say?"
"Well I just think you can make the extra effort I mean not taking the time to fix that just seems lazy on the part of whoever is-" The prisoner was cut off by an anvil landing right on him.
"Rather old fashioned but got my point across." Discord then cleared his throat. "For so long my days were dark and gloomy and yes that's rather sad, but now that I'm free it isn't nearly so bad. The 1 thing that makes me happy and makes my life worthwhile is the beauty and glory of chaos." Discord then stopped to see if anyone was going to interrupt him again but they saw the look in eyes and kept quiet.
"I truly am so happy and fills me with utter glee, spreading and spreading chaos for all to see. Cause I love to make it bloom, bloom, bloom quite frankly what more do I have to do to make you see. It makes me happy chaos chaos chaos it always makes my day come on everypony chaos chaos chaos fills my heart with utter sunshine sunshine. All I really need is chaos chaos chaos oh potential minions of mine. Come on, everypony chaos chaos chaos fills my heart with utter sunshine, sunshine. All I really need is chaos chaos chaos oh potential minions of mine, yes the perfect gift for me is chaos wider than a mile. Makes me happy as can be, chaos chaos, let's spread some chaos, let's spread some chaos."
"His singing quality is something to be desired but at the same time I admire the passion behind it," Gentleman Thief commented.
"Plus we can escape now," Weather Warper said.
"I'm starting to wonder why I spend so much time with you."
"Well wonder later pal, let's get out of here before that guy changes his mind." The prisoners quickly ran off as the chaos kept the guards from stopping them.
"How could you just let all those prisoners run off?" Princess Cadance asked.
"With a song in my heart, weren't you listening?"
"I'm sick of being forced to watch you do all these horrible things, if I could just get out of this bubble!" With a snap of Discord’s Cadance was out of the bubble and Discord quickly got in her face.
"You were saying?" Discord asked, causing Cadance to tremble and shake.
"W-Well I'm really more of a lover than a fighter, I mean I'm sure if we could just open a dialect or something we can work out our problems, don't you think?" Cadance then laughed very nervously.
"Yeah, who's the coward now?" Prince Blueblood asked as he crossed his front legs and made a smug expression.
"No I don't." Discord then snapped his fingers again and placed her back in the sphere. Discord then made his way out of the prison and came across a certain 6 ponies. They and other former prisoners stopped shortly after escaping, surprised by the sheer randomness they were seeing. Others however didn't really care at all about the chaos and continued to run off.
"This is just, wow."
"Took the words right out of my mouth, Weather Warper," Gentleman Thief added.
"Admiring my work." The 6 turned around and despite seeing what he did at the prison, were still surprised by what they just heard.
"You did all this?" Pony Ivy asked who was perhaps the most shocked of all.
"Quite some unique visuals you thought up," Emo Pony said.
"Thanks I'm planning on remodeling all of Equestria like this."
"A-All of Equestria?" Dr. Arachnid asked.
"Yes I think I'll get back to that."
"Hold on a minute!" Scar Flank said, stopping Discord before flying off. "We got you out of whatever prison you were in so aren't we entitled to some kind of reward?"
"You mean besides getting out of prison?"
"He presents a fine point to you, my potential comrade."
"Shut it pal!" Scar Flank nearly snarled at Gentleman Thief.
"Well I suppose you deserve a little something, extra for all the help." With the snap of his fingers Discord made a small hill of bits appear below Scar Flank who was overcome with joy. Discord then the Gentleman Thief’s staff as well as numerous black crystals. Emo Pony got a large bag of his spheres while Weather Warper got her staff back as well as her suit. Dr. Arachnid saw a pony sized bird cage appear in front of him with a bound and gagged Sapphire Shores inside it. She was very frightened as to what was going on.
"It's like Hearts Warming on my birthday," Dr. Arachnid said.
"And that just leaves you nature boy." Discord then made a forest appear around the prison. "Happy?"
"Uh, yeah, I guess."
"Good, then I’m off." Discord then flew off and Super Stallion wasn't far behind. He was looking for the spirit of chaos in the air and saw a forest suddenly appear. Super Stallion used his magic to make a large boulder appear.
"I'm going to hit him so hard with this, he’ll get a lump long enough to go to the moon." Discord saw Super Stallion and got back to the ground to make a hole to go in right before Super Stallion could hit him with the boulder. "What the? Where did he go?" Suddenly more holes appeared around Super Stallion.
"Whack me!" Instinctively Super Stallion picked up the boulder and tried again, but missed again. "Whack me! Whack me! Whack me!" Every time Super Stallion tried to hit Discord with the boulder he would go down one of the holes and pop out another. Super Stallion kept at it, but quickly tried himself out by going too fast. Discord then came out a hole right behind Super Stallion and bonked him so hard, his whole body fell into the ground. "Well hope you had fun with your little workout. I need to check on something in the chaos capital." And with that, Discord vanished. Just as Super Stallion crawled out.
"The chaos capital?" Discord's head then appeared on its own.
"Ponyville." The head then vanished.
***
"Fine with friends like you who needs, enemies?" Twilight then turned gray like her friends after a failed attempt to return Discord to stone.
"No Twilight, don't give up!" Princess Celestia cried out in vain since she and the other royal ponies were placed so high up, Twilight couldn't hear her.
"Sister, we have to do something," Luna said.
"I fear there's nothing we can do," Cadance said.
"This is awful," Celestia said.
"Don't talk like that auntie, we can't give up hope," Blueblood pleaded.
"Why not? That sounds good to me?" Discord asked. Discord then conjured a flute, used it once, then made it disappear. "Eons of boring harmony, and without a chaotic holiday, but now that I am back and it's time for me to play. Now at last hope is running out and is being left out in the cold, which is good because this love and friendship nonsense has long gotten old."
"Um auntie, didn't he just finish a song?"
"The time has come to welcome chaos and all things weird and random, and that's certainly saying a lot when you talk about this crazy fandom. No pony is coming to help, there's nothing any of them can do, and if you think otherwise I'm afraid you don't have a clue. Harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, you can no longer keep me at bay. Harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, and now chaos is here to stay here to stay."
"Auntie, I want to go home!"
"Finally brought back from so long ago that's where my job began, clearing all the boring order to let the chaos in, removing harmony to show a chaotic glow from cotton candy clouds to some rainbow snow. Harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, you can no longer keep me at bay, harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, and now chaos is here to stay here to stay. Under Canterlot I practically hibernated in the crystal and rocks now that I'm finally free let me tell you it feels nice. Now that I'm finally no longer trapped down below I can do whatever I want and watch my chaos grow."
"That one part didn't rhyme," Cadance commented.
"You try it some time, it’s harder than it looks. Now where was I? Eh, I'll just do the catchy part again. Harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, you can no longer keep me at bay. Harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, cause now chaos is here to stay, harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, cause chaos is here to stay, cause chaos is here to stay. Now that I'm finally off the ground and planting my chaotic seeds creating various things, quite a few of which I feed. Cotton candy clouds, chocolate rain, ice cream homes too. I've already done so much but I still have a lot to do. Harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, you can no longer keep me at bay, harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, and now chaos is here to stay here to stay, and now chaos is here to st-ay."
"Celestia he can't be right can he?"
"No he isn't Luna, somepony will find a way to stop him."
"Don't bet on it, sun butt. You should know there's nothing you can do. Your ponies have been put in your place and with my chaotic heart, there's nothing you ponies can do I can't face. It's about time that I finally got my way, so let's see what more chaos I can do today, do today. Harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, you can no longer keep me at bay. Harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, cause chaos is here to stay. Harmony wrap up harmony wrap up, cause chaos is here to stay, cause chaos is here to stay, cause chaos is here to st-ay."
"Not on my watch!" Super Stallion said arriving.
"You again, this is getting old."
"I'll fight you 1000 times if I have to!"
"Well aren't you determined, but come on it's now so bad making everything chaotic is it?"
"It is when you make everypony in Equestria miserable in the process."
“Ah it’s not so bad. Tell you what, do you like pie?"
"I guess." Suddenly Super Stallion was hit smack in the face by a banana cream pie. "Ugh! How did I not see that coming?"
"I don't know," Discord answered as he started laughing. Suddenly Super Stallion was hit all over by several other pies.
"That's not funny!"
"It doesn't have to be funny to be a classic." Super Stallion then charged Discord who quickly whacked him with his tail. "Don't you get it pal, you're outmatched!"
"I am Super Stallion, I am the beacon of hope that shines all throughout Equestria, I am not meant to lose or be defeated, I fight for truth, justice, and all things love and friendship."
"Well somepony certainly has a high opinion of himself." Super Stallion then sucker punched Discord forcing his head to the right. Discord looked at Super Stallion and gave him a death glare. "Okay, now I'm mad." Discord then stretched out his paw to punch Super Stallion in the gut and Super Stallion flew back after the assault.
"That hurt, but that’s not enough.” Super Stallion then charged straight at Discord ready to punch him and use the extra momentum to make it hurt all the more. Discord however was able to effortlessly catch it.
"Because this worked so well the first time right?" Super Stallion was assaulted with a series of punches, kicks, and tail whacks on not just his stomach but his head, legs, and back. Super Stallion, who hardly had any energy to fly, was still in the air because Discord was holding his cape.
"G-Give up yet?"
"Optimistic aren't we? But that's not going to get you through this. You've had your fun playing superhero, but now it's time for chaos to have its day. So why don't you get lost and stay that way!" With 1 last punch to the face Super Stallion was hurled down to the ground and created a small crater upon impact. Super Stallion tried to get up but was barely able to move at all.
"Princess Celestia, I'll save you, somehow," Super Stallion said right before he lost consciousness.
"Well now that that's all done and taken care of, on with the chaos."
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