I'm just a janitor. The only Human janitor in Equestria, but still just a janitor. I quite like my job if I'm honest, sure it gets a bit hectic, but the pays good.
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Let the Great Equestrian Revenge Persuit begin!
... So, what's gonna happen to Spoiled? I don't think even with Celestias leniency that she'll get off scot-free. That's assault and permanent damage to a filly .-. she should be right fucked.
Oh dear, spoiled. Ma man. Yo ded
i will fucking murder spoiled, NOBODY HURTS MA MUFFIN!
dirty my floors, dirty my floors....
when clean gets hold of spoiled your going to have to worry about more than just the floors.
If this is the universe I think it is, then Spoiled is going to get off Scott free and the friendship between Clean and Celestia is going to be strained.
oh dear, that age already? (jk, but yeah "mane")
Also noooooooooo Poor derps
So that's why Derpy's eyes are wonky. Harsh.
...sooo attempted assault of a high ranking public figure and assault to a minor with lasting physical repercussions
...i WAS wondering when Clean would get to Spoiled. Almost thought dude forgot about her.
Glad to see her come back up.
Clean: "Spoiled... No matter how far you run... No matter where you hide... I will look for you... I will find you..."
"...And I will kill you."
She hurt the muffins!
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Guard:sir, we have a mare here who committed assualt and left permanent injury.
Lemongrab:ten years dungeon.
Guard:sir, she attacked a filly.
Lemongrab:tweeenty-four years dungeon.
Guard:sir, she attacked this filly*shows a short video of derpy being adorable pone*.
Lemongrab: UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!UNACCEEPTABLEE!!!!!! ONE MIILLLIOON YEARS DUNGEOON!!!!!!
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makes me wonder if spoiled knows how hard it will be to clean blood from the floors after hes done with her.
Why is this rated "M" again?
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Constant swearing and multiple sexual references. Didn't wanna make it "T" and risk gettin removed.
derpy nooooooooooooo!
why you do that to derpy?!
imma kill that bitch!
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*Shotgun cocking*
Get in line.
Spoiled Milk, now an endangered species. Very endangered.
As for the eyes, Derpy will be alright. Something like this will not stop a pony like her. Because Derpy is best pony!
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That’s gotta hurt for the man
And on that day, Spoild Milk became an earth pony after many many hours of facial reconstruction surgeries
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Yeah, this seemed to explain her being an earth pony, because he ripped that horn off and shoved it somewhere. But I suppose instead we will get a punishment from Celestia turning her into an earth pony for misusing her horn or something.
I understand that everyone here hates Spoiled Milk, but Clean is actually guilty too. He promised that he would fix a fence but never showed up and didn't notified her that he had plans.
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In which case is it a Gary Stu? Im legit curious because I'm just writing it as I go along. I don't want him to be like that.
That's a saddening and anger...ing back story for poor Derpy...
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Might be referring to the immortality (or just un-aging), the magic resistance, or his casual attitude with everyone.
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I hope its not the casual attitude, cus thats kinda his character. I was gonna make him an asshole too. As for the immortality and magic... yeah I can see that. But he's not a warrior. As his backstory comes out more, you'll find out why he is how he is. I hinted towards it last chapter I believe.
Also, no one caught the Its Always Sunny reference!
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I don't mind it all that much, although his meddling in the storyline has me wondering if this should be tagged [Alt.U] as well. Still, if it's playing around with background characters, it could probably go unnoticed and not really affect the main plotlines. Winding back the clock to goof around in the past before the official story begins was a nifty move on your part, making it open season as far as interacting with the Princess and those in the Canterlot.
I do wonder why he doesn't have a staff of janitors however. He's already mentioned how big the castle is and even the Flash would have trouble keeping it clean short of sealing off large sections. Is Janitor above all the maids and waitstaff similar to how the Princess is above citizens and guards? In that case... there can only be one
HighlanderJanitor!8467043
Here have a 20 kilo slug
for 'extra' firepower
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Nah, now that I think about it, I think we should just get a Krogan drunk and throw it at her. At least then she can fight for the right to live.
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Last time I saw a drunk krogan it took both of us out of a 45 story building from the top floor...
Hurt like hell and I got charged 2500 credits for the property damage of a crater.
I'll go get the drinks!
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*Brandishes a pair of cuffs, a hood sack, and an elephant tranquilizer*
Guess it's my job to grab the Krogan then... wish I could say this was my first time too...
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HAHAHA here's a thresher maw tranquilizer dart
unless you would like to be thrown out of a building, your going to need it
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I did
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This entire time I was told she was a unicorn. FML.
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Not as much intelligence as I'd like. I have my Stupid moments too. For example, when I was still a teen, I thought that Black Friday was part of Black History Month and Labor Day was celebrating women that gave birth.
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Damn my ticket number is 4.... will there be anything left?
*takes a look at the wooden bat I have*
perhaps I should have brought the metal one..... easier to clean. Do baseball bats come in stainless steel by chance?
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We've got a fine pick between ash, oak, hickory, and aluminum. Then there's the customizations. Saw blades, barbed wire, rubber chickens... anything you can duct tape or solder to it. Of course, that's just the bats. If you want something easy to clean, go for aluminum. As a tip, Coca Cola's great at cleaning blood off of metals and dark clothes, but it will stain wood and light colored clothes.
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I read that as
And now all I can think of when I hold my bat is that Sargent Iron Hoof is saluting while I hold him over my shoulder ready to punch someone as I take a swing.
Is Clean going hunting? I hope so.
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On Welcome Back, Kotter the main character's wife is pregnant. When ditzy Arnold Horshack learn that she's in the labor room:
I have to say I have read a lot of fics, quite a few trying to explain Derpys past.
But not one has ever come close to how good this story was.
It is easily the best fic I have read this year and thats saying a lot!
I truly cant wait so read more.
will we bee seeing grown up ponies or will this be forever set before the series start
What even is Celestia's reaction in this
Ooooh noooo!!!!
Dang he could at least send her a Message that he has to help her with the fence later.
Or this mess wouldn't happen at all.
Dang they could have a good friendship too.... 😔
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No the ponie is just dumb he said that a fence was enough couldn't she found anybody else that could make a fence?