NOICE.
Now, we all want to know, will the massage be a normal massage, or turn naughty?

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I dunno, maybe ill make another story where clean bones everything. Imagine.

This story keeps bringing up the memory of this commercial for me. I keep imagining Clean and Celestia in their place.

A dark grey messenger bag with a yellow stone?

Grey and Blonde pony.

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Dark grey and yellow gem? You mean Obsidian black with gold clasps.

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I think he's referring to the previous chapter.

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ah, forgot 'bout that.

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This needs to be a thing.

hmmmm... My dad is a janitor, i'll try to think of some title ideas in the "lesson x:" format. Lesson (number): You clog it you clean it. Lesson (number): Never loan out your tools. Lesson (number): Always have spare lightbulbs on hand. Lesson (number): Avoid the subbasement if you can. Lesson (number): Keep your shit out of my closet. Lesson (number): Keep in mind, I have ALL the keys! Lesson (number): The boiler room is NOT for storage. Lesson (number): When in doubt, duct tape. Lesson (following number): If that doesn't work, use more duct tape.

Hmmm wonder if magichorseland had a flu season. Everyone is sick or getting sick.
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Everyone but Mr.Clean.

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IMAGINING...
IMAGINING...
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Replace everything Clean is holding in the video in post 8412270 with a bone. He is now boning everything.

*notices that my chapter suggestion has been used*
Also, about those puns. *points at my profile picture* GOD DAMN IT BARB!

Read this wonderful story and I must say that I'm hooked. I really like the comedy and relationship Clean and Tia have. I have some guesses as to just who his grandfoals could be and will be looking forward to that as well as when Luna eventually shows.

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Lesson (number) It may smell good, but the lemon-scented cleaning liquid is not a drink, kids. And Ma'am.
Lesson (number) Always knock first on the closet door just after a wedding or during a older-teens or adults party before opening the door.
Lesson (number) Keep a tin of mints in your pocket for the occasional queasy person who just barfed on the floor. ((Actual mint helps calm an upset stomach, and it sucks to finish cleaning it up just for them to upchuck again five seconds later.))
Lesson (number) Always carry a spare roll of toilet paper. ((your workplace might be out until the next supply delivery, and then you're SOL unless you've packed your own.))
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Do I even want to know about the sub-basement??

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Its like... the basement, but below the basement. The subbasement at my dad's work was a terrifying moist dark gavel-floored place filled with things put into storage and forgotten about. Mostly big things.

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Sounds like a place to find a corpse. I understand now.

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A subbasement is floor -2 (or -1 if you're European.) Its usually used by janitors, engineers, and storage.

Oh I thought he was going to answer some questions but a guess not.

He just Shoe them away like it's nothing.