This was a fun read. I enjoyed it quite a lot, despite several spelling and grammar errors.

Summary

She things they will just laugh too, because it can't be true!

thinks

“Besides,” Rainbow added, “It can’t be more grouse than Pinkie’s zits.”

Don't see how birds figure into this.

Oh my god rainbow.
Out of all those good ships in the world...

Wouldn't mind seeing a sequel to this.

what exactly is a PRINCE ALBERT?

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It's a type of piercing. A stimulating one. Think in a very... Socially Unacceptable manner, then look at this picture. If that doesn't answer it, then nothing will.

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Hehehe. This is a funny and enjoyable read!

8059522 Oh my sweet summer child...

In the girls bathroom, the janitor mr Discord was busy cleaning the floors. Suddenly he looked around, checking that he was alone. Then he produced a green pen from his pocket, and wrote “CRANKY DOODLE HAS A PRINCE ALBERT” on the wall.
“Oh, Matilda will be sooo grateful for this,” he chuckled to himself.

Goddammit Discord

Well. That happened.

Gonna have to take points off for the multiple grammar and spelling errors. As well as some badly OOC dialogue, such as Rarity saying "titties". Other than that, feels somewhat like something I'd write.

Is there any graphic sex acts or just talking if only talking with no description of acts then teen if it happens via details chat or reminiscing then it stays nature

And discord just got sunset and aj laid what a pal

score one for Discord.

That last part implies Discord is creating the situations, doesn't it?

8059655 You can call it a tribute, or a blatant rip-off of your style. Either way, Thank you. And my Rarity is irish, so "titties" felt appropriate. The rest, I completely agree with.
8059462 Yes yes... I have changed it now.
8059448 sorry, fixed. I blame my iPad.
8059439 thanx!
8059685 Well, better safe than sorry.
8060094 It sure does.

And overall, this was just something quick and funny, nothing I felt my editor should waste his time on.
I try to write more serious stuff.

8059557 Why, thank you!
8059514 Yes.
8059647 That one's from my brother-in-law. He kept bragging about it a whole summer.

8060844 How about slightly embarrassed with a hint of a smile?

8061055 Sound like really interesting people.

8061499 That sounds like fun!

So how do guys get Rarity's number?

This was a darn good story dude.

8062343 Word of mouth I guess. Flash had it, then he gave it to someone and from that on it spread.
Thanx.

What about Sci-Twi?

8062953 Some of the stuff in her science flasks and beakers are probably not chemicals from the storage cupboard. ;)

*scribbles on the bathroom stall 'Twilight Sparkle collects cum' and runs away giggling like a little filly*

8062953 You will soon find out..

8063139 Damn! Your idea was better. Oh well...

wow first off it is always the shy ones.
second off I didn't see that cumming from rarity .
third off : I say in a sality voice : Oh my
fouth off : wow aj are you really that dessprate for sex???
fifth off:sunset you are in for a wild ride
sixth off : wow I don't know what to say about rainbow.

Rarity needs some rehab.

SURPRISE BUTT SEX

8063608 More "surprise butt ache". The sex was approved.
8063540 Or a bigger allowance.
8063358 AJ is never desperate. Her milkshake bring all the boys and girls to her yard.

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Just to be clear, are you talking about sewing needles, or drug needles?

8063734 Why, I'd never...! Sewing needles, darling.

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Whew. That makes me feel a lot better.

That took a turn I was NOT expecting. I mean, WOW. That... genuinely got me to laugh.

I'm adding that to my special folder, and I'm following you. You my friend, took me THERE...

This was way funnier than I thought it would be, and I was already expecting a funny story. :D

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Heh. Thanks. :)
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Wow. That's great to hear. Especially from you.

Funny story, nice job!

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Spank you!

Who else but Discord?!

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Just imagine what would happen if chemistry teacher sombra or Political philosophy teacher Chrysalis finds it!

In the girls bathroom, the janitor mr Discord was busy cleaning the floors. Suddenly he looked around, checking that he was alone. Then he produced a green pen from his pocket, and wrote “CRANKY DOODLE HAS A PRINCE ALBERT” on the wall. “Oh, Matilda will be sooo grateful for this,” he chuckled to himself.

Well he better let the poor guy go!

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Now where is the fun in THAT?

Aww yeah it’s muthafuckin DISCORD yeah!

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Hay yeah!