EquestriaBound Girls: Short Stories Volume Two

by Lucky Ness

Gotte Goe Fest (April Fools Joke Special)

Author's Note:

A/N: Happy April Fool's Day, Everyone! The idea for this story is derived from the "joke hack", a type of ROM hack that's intentionally made to be bad for comedic results. This story is a joke rewrite/sequel of Super Sonic Racing with Sanic and Sonic.

Description: After Sonic destroyed one of Eggman's machines, it unleashed a jolt of distortion that zapped him and everyone in Canterlot. But that's not all, the corruption also passed through the Fourth Wall, and now the story is messed up! Now it's up to Sonic and Rainbow to save the day and restore everyone to their normal selves by catching and destroying Sanic.

Oen dai en Kentarlet, Sonek hed jest bearly beetan he's nameses Rd Agmen whan hee wint two dastroi teh masheen dat aGmen hed maide.

"Noe, Sonek! Doen't ettek dat masheen! Et whil kahs enspeekebl evul epahn teh intier cetie ef U doo!"

"Sahrie, Agmen, butt des masheen es hestorie!" Sonek sais es hee juhmps douards deh davise end smesh's raight threw et waile Agman rens toowerds end anters deh poordel en deh baes uv deh Wundarcoelt statchoo. Eftar Sanok eraivd ahn de uthar saide, de masheen uhnleeshs en elactrecal waive dat pessed threw ell of Kentarlet, cahsung teh billdungs too stratch end deefourm wile averiwon beegahn two feal and loock stranje, beefour deh mesheen exploded raveeling suhmwon hoo heppind too loock liek eh diphormed vartion oph Sonek.

"Hoo ahr U?" Sonek esks hes duhbbel.

"Mai naime's Sanic, end Ai'm goeng deh coreupt deh hole werld!" Sanic sais beefour hee ruhns ahff att uh spead too rivel Sonek's, beefour Sonek stahrts too ruhnn ahphtar hem. Sonek menajes too keap upp fore uh cuhple uhf menuhts beefour Sanic sterts too runn fester end fleas fruhm Sonek, butt naught beefour tahnteng Sonek bye yehleng "Ur2slow!" et hem. Sonek proceades too sloe dawn, realaizeng det heel knead halp ef hea wents too reestour Kentarlet 2 normel. End he new dat thaire wes onlie won pursen fest anuph too doo soe.

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Reinboe woak uhp too deh sownd uhf nokeng ahn har dor. Shie gaht owt uhf behd end shuhffld grahgily two har frunt dor. Shie loocked owt deh peapwhoel end sah sumwon shie slaitly racognised es Sonek, albiet uh talar vartion uf hem weth uh broun nackarchief end bendeges un he's erms end lags.

"Sonak?" Reinboe esks ahs shie opans de dore, "Wat R U dooing hear?"

"Reinboe, Ah doen't hahv tiem 2 tahk. Ah knead Ur halp ketching sumwon."

"Shur, Sonak," Reinbow ses es shie envaits Sonak ensahde. "U ken feel mi en whaile Ah gat chenged."

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E phyou menuhts letter, Reinboe and Sonak R run alang deh streat Sanic had gon done erliar.

"These wuz deh lest plais Ah sah hem." Sonak seis es day cantenoo 2 ran, hoepang too meak et 2 de partel b4 Sanic duz, beacuz Sonek knew F Sanic menage asceped to Mobias, ell wood bee last. Avantuely, deh pare eriev et deh partel, N C Sanic stendang buy deh partol.

"Ah noo U'd bea fulish anuph to fallow mi." Sanic sez S hea mooves tuwords Sonek, hoo kroutshes N sterds two tsherje a Span Desh ez Reinboe kwikly rans 4word N noks Sanic too deh grownd end pens hem dere buy grebing he's erms end nealing ebuv he's hed.

"Doo et, Sonek!" Reinboe yals beafor Sonek tsharjes et Sanic end smeshs threw ham, dastroing hem enstantly, cawsang Kentarlot end avrywon en et too reatern 2 nermoal. Sonek dan terns end denks Reinboe four har halp beafor antarang de partal end raternang to Mobias beafor Reinboe derns do goe hoem.

-De And-

Comments

[lunarderpy1]

all the misspellings are killing me. guud sturey thoe.

[Lucky Ness]

8090466 Thank you!

[lunarderpy1]

8091250 your welcome.