Everything Seems to Revolve Around Equestria! (Parts 1 and 2 of the PVZBrony Saga)

by TheImmortalBrony

Chapter 25: Breakup! Hearts Will Be Crushed! The Vacation to Zootopia!! (Ben’s POV)

So I’m at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, on a date with Gilda. I’m flirting with her, when all of a sudden, she says, “Ben...? I don’t really think this is working out for us.”, Gilda uneasily says. I stare at her, crestfallen. “I think it’s time we moved on.”, she continues. She uncomfortably smiles at me.

“Uh... you’re breaking up with me?!?!”, I ask in shock. She nods, and then jumps out the window like in a meme. I then look down at the bill. “FIFTY DOLLARS? SHE FORGOT TO PAY THE BILL!”, I sob.

Three Days Later...

“BEN! Get a grip on yourself, man!”, Ethan tells me.

“Have YOU ever broken up with a girl before?”, I blubber.

“No, my girlfriend DIED.”, he shoots back.

“And do you know what I did to take my mind off of my loss? I went on a vacation, had some adventures, et cetera.”, he says. I sniff.

“Okay.”, I tell him.