We enter Gardevoir’s office. “Why, if it isn’t PVZBrony! What brings you here today?”, Gardevoir asks me.
“I’m not here for myself. I came here to see if you could give Isaac a psychological checkup.”, I tell her.
“Well, I’m free right now, so come on in!”, she tells me. I smile at Isaac to reassure him.
“What’s she gonna do to me?”, Isaac asks.
“Don’t worry, Isaac. I’m here with you.”, I console him.
“Lie down on this bed.”, Gardevoir instructs Isaac. “Good. Now, release the tension in your muscles. Imagine a white orb of light coming down into your head, and relax…”, Isaac goes into a trance. “Hmm… I sense multiple personalities. We’ll have to do a release of them… and I have your diagnosis and treatment ready!”, Gardevoir tells me.
“Okay then, what’s your treatment?”, I ask her.
“Well, he’s going to need a new family, with an adoptive mother and sister…”. Suddenly, there is a bright flash of light. I see multiple kids… twelve? “Oh goodness!”, Gardevoir exclaims.
“What happened?”, I ask Gardevoir.
“All of Isaac’s other personalities have entered the world!”, she responds.
“What are their names?”, I ask.
“There’s Judas, Maggie, Azazel, Cain, Eve, Samson, Lilith, The Lost… and others.”, she finishes. I take them with me to see Ethan. I explain our predicament.
“Who should be the mom… Pinkie?”, Ethan suggests.
“No… she’s too crazy.”, I think aloud.
“What about the other Element bearers?”, Ethan asks. “They’re all too busy to take care of Isaac and his personalities.”, I respond. Suddenly, I see Derpy walk by. Ethan sees me staring at her.
“Wait… you want DERPY to be Isaac’s mom? Isn’t she… re--”, he starts to say, but I hit him.
“Do NOT say that!”, I hiss. “She has a good heart. But in order for us to adopt him, we need to be... married. I don’t know how Mangle is going to respond to this…”, I finish.
“Only one way to find out.”, Ethan tells me.
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