I’m driving around in my epic Redstone-powered car when I see something quite out of the ordinary. A house that doesn’t look like it’s from this dimension. Something is going on in there. I call PVZBrony on his phone. “Hey, Ethan! What’s up?”, PVZBrony says.
“Emergency. Get here. NOW!”, I yell.
“Dude, what’s going on? I’m in the middle of my date with Derpy!”, he complains.
“What’s going on is that there’s a house with humans inside it from another dimension!!”, I exclaim.
“WHAT? Okay, I’ll get there soon. Stay on the line.”, PVZBrony tells me.
“Dude, I don’t think I can wait for you. I’m going in.”, I tell him.
“Ethan, no!”, he yells, but his words of wisdom are lost on me. I break down the door and see a woman standing in the doorway of a little boy’s room.
“FREEZE!”, I yell. The woman turns around, and I see that she’s holding a knife. “You are under arrest!”, I shout. The woman crosses her arms.
“And what am I getting arrested for?”, she sternly asks me.
“You were about to hurt this little boy, who I’m assuming is your son!”, I tell her. She roars and attempts to stab me. PVZBrony appears in the doorway, and with a wave of his hand, makes her dissapear.
“Thank you, mister!”, the little boy says. “My mom’s been acting crazy all month! I was really scared, but then you showed up, and I’m not scared anymore!”, he continues.
“I’m Ethan, and this is my friend, PVZBrony. What’s your name?”, I ask him.
“I’m Isaac!”, he says. PVZBrony pulls me aside.
“Okay, here’s the plan: I’m taking Isaac to see a psychiatrist. You continue with your rounds. And explain to Derpy where I am if she asks.”, PVZBrony tells me. I nod my head. “Isaac, can you please follow me? We have a lot to talk about.”, PVZBrony says.
I can't tell if this is serious or just a trollfic.
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If this is a Badfic though, here's the mandatory Overly Stupid Fanfiction Admin.
7456133 How dare you insult my story
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Well I feel like insulting it would be adding it to the many groups that deal with bad fanfiction. Which I didn't. I also was genially curious if you were doing a trollfic or not. Like, I could add it to The Badfic Bin, Overly Stupid Fanfiction, No Originality Brigade, Why?, Absolutely Disgusting, Group for the Grammatically Deficient and a few other Badfic groups. Two of which I'm Admin for and one Contributor.
So, I dare say that stuff because I'm curious. I can't tell if you're serious about it or not. I mean, I'll get a do's and don'ts going tomorrow, but still. How exactly am I insulting the story?
7456516 Sorry, this isn't a trollfic. I have been working on this for 2 years, first as a comic that failed due to my inept lack of drawing skills. Thankfully, I had made the scripts for it and written them out in a Google Doc. So I set out to turn the comic concepts into a fanfic.
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Kay, well then I'll get a little review of you tomorrow. It's late for me and I don't feel up to the challenge right now.