Adventure Muffin!

by Jake Witt

V: Reason

w- WHO SAID THAT?! A... A... a reason?

a reason?

i don't know. I LIVE TO END MAGIC... muffin...

THE LINKS ARE A LIE.

it realized it's controls were gone, looking up to see me leap from the ground and pin the thing TO THE WALL. MY BREATHING IS RAGGED and i mumble calming words, looking for COURAGE. YOU GOT TIRED OF CALLING IT AN IT, YOU ASK ABOUT ITS GENDER. for an honorable end.

it demands you repeat the question. IS IT DEAF?!

i question its gender... again.

IT ONLY MUMBLES.

YOU FIGURE HONOR IS MEANINGLESS TO THIS MONSTER. it will be assimilated.

it questioned that.

CRAP, YOU SAID THAT LAST PART ALOUD?!

a reason. you need a reason to do things. THIS IS AN ACTION WITH NO REASON?!

you've only been around for an hour AND YOUR EXISTENCE HAS NO... reason. you think. you feel. AND YET YOU ACT LIKE A SAVAGE.

YOU NARROWLY DODGE... is she even a god? no. SHE IS A MONSTER.

you have no idea why you want to kill the magic muffin, but if it can return from death...i think? IT IS MAGIC SO IT IS A POSSIBLE OPTION TO ALLY MYSELF WITH THIS MUFFIN OF MAGIC! to learn their secrets of not dying... MAYBE?

i guess? what do i do?
> HELP THE MUFFIN!
> KILL THE MUFFIN!
> hey! its that baby gingercorn!