• Published 8th Apr 2016
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Adventure Muffin! - Jake Witt



You lost your last life. All of your past memories are returning as you become the most powerful being in existence! ...a muffin. This is a game of survival with only one obvious answer. How far will you go before you dislike?

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V: KILL

Congrats, you ended "Adventure Muffin By: Jake Witt"! Look out for the soon-to-be-canceled "Adventure Muffin Advent By: Your Mother"-

LET'S CUT THE CRAP. YOU KILLED THE STORY'S MAIN CHARACTER... again. SO WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH BY KILLING IT, AGAIN? its a muffin. you can't destroy a muffin in an epic, memorable way. you can't brutally kill a muffin; that would leave a mess your mother makes you sweep off the kitchen floor.

THE WHOLE SITUATION IS... crumb-y. i got another one. WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO... grain?! IS THIS A SICK JOKE OR A DIABOLICAL... bran?

GRAIN OVEN

GO BACK?