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TRIGGER WARNING This is a terrible truth/joke/not-joke.

Why would you even choose this option? He's a baby. #babylivesmatter

Sure 50 people died in an Orlando Gay Bar shooting but billions of babies are never born to decide what they want to be. In America Gay Marriage is legal and if you're not white it ain't right... stuff.
Screw that. Babies are not an oppressed minority but an oppressed majority.

Baby lives matter. Also, gun control is the way of Stalin/Hitler. If everyone had guns then natural selection would be in business and less-to-no people will die in mass shootings because daddy shot the bad guy.

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