babysitting, as easy as pie!

by Cushionfighter4

the lab, i mean my house

Author's Note:

the crazy weirdness continues Warning, they talk a little bit about drugs! You have been warned! the next chapter will take long to arrive.

“What, this is not possible! I knew babies had boosts of magic, but not this much!”

I looked at my hooves and ran, well galloped to the toilets to look in the mirror.

While Twilight said “Real subtle Rainbow Dash!”

And she did a face palm.

“But now we know how she, well really looks like! You know.” Rainbow argued.

“Twi is right, I was subtler than you! And that is impossible!”

I ran back down stairs, I was a little calmer.

“You never told me you were a unicorn!” Pinkie exclaimed.

“Hehe, she thought you would have had a grudge, or something.” Rd said and smiled and elbowed Pinkie.

Then Pinkie said to Rainbow Dash sarcastically “Real mature Dash, Real mature.”

“Umm Sunset?” Twilight asked.

“Yes Twi?”

“Can I do some tests on you?”

“Of course!”

“And maybe on the babies?”

“Umm, that you need to ask Mrs Cake.”

I turned my head and Pinkie was already on the phone.

“Hello Mrs Cake, with Pinkie”

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“Well, pound cake has wings and Pumpkin cake turned Sunset Shimmer into a unicorn.”

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“No Mrs cake I have not had any space cake lately.”

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Or medical maroana.

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“In like 5 years! Okay! I’m not high!”

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“More sure than that I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!”

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“Okay, what I wanted to ask is if Twi could see what is wrong with them.”

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“No she has not had any either!”

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“She is not going to cut them up.”

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“Or cut them open”

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“Yes I trust her.”

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“Thankyou!”

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“Bye Mrs Cake!”

And Pinkie hung up.

“What do you mean with “Not in like 5 years”?” Asked RD

“Okay, I one time tried it. Wala I said it.”

“Umm, okay.” Said Rainbow Dash with an open mouth

Twilight whispered in my ear “Explains why she is so mentally immature.”

I nodded and laughed.

“Sunset, what did Twi just whisper in your ear?”

“Nothing”

“Are you sure?”

“Yep… he he”

There was a silence.

“Should we get started?” Asked RD to fill the silence.

Twilight said “We need to bring them to my lab, okay my house.”

Then I said “I’m just thinking out loud here, but I could teleport you there!”

Then rainbow Dash exclaimed “That is so AWESOME!” and then she pushed her two cheeks together with her hands.

Pinkie took the two babies in her arms.

“Ready?” I said.

“Ready.” Said everyone in a chorus.

I started casting a spell, I broke into a sweat because I hadn’t used my magic for a while. I bited my lips and I teleported everyone.

When everyone was there Twilight fell from instability, rainbow dash was running around the room saying how awesome this was. Pinkie was surprisingly calm and mature about it and stood with the babies in her arms. Pumpkin cake was giggling and stock her arms out again, her hands were becoming blue and they were aimed at Twilight. A big beam of magic got shot at Twilight! Twilight quickly put her hand in front of her head, thinking that it would stop the magic. But the baby had just used her magic to lift Twilight up. When she got lifted up Twilight was still in the same position until she realised that she was getting lifted up of the ground. Then Pumpkin cake put Twilight back on her feet.

“Thank you Pumpkin!” Said Twilight

The baby clapped and giggled, while her brother was clapping to.

“They look so cute!” said rainbow Dash.

“Okay, let’s start! So Pinkie Pie, you put Pumpkin- and pound Cake on that table and make sure they don’t fall off. Sunset, you sit down on that stool in the corner, if you need help getting on, ask Rainbow Dash, whom is still running around like a child” Said Twilight.

Pinkie put the babies on the table and stood next to the table like a baby-body-guard. While I walked to the chair and tried to climb on.

“RD”

“Yes! Awesome one!”

“Could you help me on?”

“What’s the magic word?”

“*sigh* Please?”

“Okay”

She came over to me hopingly, like Pinkie Pie would do, or a ten-year-old Rainbow Dash. She lifted me up, sat down and put me on her lap. Then she cuddled me like a teddy bear.

Then I asked Twilight “Could you do a mental brain test on Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, because RD is acting like a ten-year-old and Pinkie like she is forty or something!”

“Just a sec.!”

Then she turned around and saw me getting cuddled to death by Rainbow, she looked at my fascial expression and started laughing. “You look *snigger* so cute *giggle.”

She took her phone out and took a photo. “This is going of Facebook! *giggle*”

Then I looked at her angrily and I said “Instead of humiliating me, shouldn’t you start the tests?”

“Oh yeah, Sorry” She said embarrassed and put her glasses back against her face. She walked to a big black box and opened it, in it where cables and stuff, she got out a big metal helmet with loads of cables connected to it.

Then Rainbow Dash said in a moany voice “Twilight? I’m bored, can I play on your phone?”

Twilight took the helmet out and put it on top of the box, then looked at Rainbow Dash. “Seriously Rainbow?”

“Come on Twilight, i've been here for like ever.” She complained

“Fine, you win, child.” Twilight said annoyed, then she put her hand in her pocket and took her phone out, then she gave it to Rainbow.

“What’s your pincode Twi?”

“3339”

Then Twilight resumed what she was doing. While Rainbow Dash went to Twilights Text folder and looked up Flash Sentry. There was already a conversation on. She clicked it and scrolled up until the first ever text they sent each other. Rainbow started reading it out loud.

“Hey, Twi!”

“Umm, Hi?”

“Do you want to meet up tomorrow? I need to ask you something.”

“oh, okay ;-) see you then.”

“gr8, thx! C U then! Bye!”

“Bye”

“What did he ask you Twi?”

Twilight was looking at Rainbow dash angrily but blushing at the same time.

“Why you little……

Comments

[Badguy400]

Nice. Tis a shame it wasn’t finished though