The End of the Universe

by RTSgamer18

Chapter 3: The Morning After. (A.k.A The Hangover and Dear God Why Did I Try to out drink AJ and Dash?)

After I woke up I had a harsh headache and I saw AJ and Dash slumped over each other. When I saw that I grabbed my phone a took a picture to tease them with later. Apparently, the sound of my phone taking a picture was enough to rouse both of the drunken ponies and as soon as they realized the situation they were in they sprung apart as fast as they could while I was chuckling at them they soon heard me and Dash said,

“Please tell me we didn’t do anything last night?”

Being the asshole that I am I decided to mess with them a bit before I told them the truth and said,

“Well, I could barely get any sleep with the amount of noise you two were making. By the way, I had no idea your voice could go so high Dash!”

Their looks of horror were priceless! But before they could have a full blown panic attack, I tell them,

“I’m just kidding! I passed out after my sixth cider so I don’t know what happened after that.”

My smile fell when looks of rage appeared on both of their faces. It was at that moment that I knew, I had fucked up. Before they could pounce I jumped and ran screaming,

“I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY”

While a very pissed off AJ and Dash chased me around the castle until Twilight caught all three of us in her magic before taking a deep breath and demanding to know what was going on. Before I could say anything AJ and Dash told her what happened and when she turned to look at she looked at and said,

“Is this true?”

Then I said,

“Well in my defense I told them I was joking before they had a panic attack! So that should count for something right?”

After a bit of thinking, Twilight agreed that it did count for something but before I could breathe a sigh of relief she said,

“Which is why instead of letting these two beat you up like I was going to, I’m only going to let them hit you a few times.”

The fact she said this with a smile made me very nervous as to how many hits she considered a few before she set down AJ and Dash and then dropped me to leave me to my fate. After I received my punishment from those two we all went to the dining hall and when the others saw me they all gasped and Fluttershy immediately started looking over me and when she asked what happened I simply said,

“Applejack and Rainbow Dash happened. Although I did deserve it because of the little prank I pulled on them.”

When they asked what I was talking about I told them and when I was done Pinkie and Fluttershy were actually giggling at what I described while Rarity had a disapproving look on her face. Then I said I even took a picture a before AJ and Rainbow could do anything I showed them the picture and then even Twilight and Rarity started to giggle at them and before AJ and Rainbow could say anything I showed them the photo as well before telling that I was now going to delete it. After deleting it AJ and Rainbow told me thanks and we went about digging into our breakfast which was an assortment of pancakes so I grabbed some chocolate chip pancakes as well as some blueberry pancakes and buttered them, cut them up and then put some syrup on them. When I took my first bite after swallowing I said,

“Wow! These are some good pancakes, my compliments to the chef.”

When I said that Spike grinned and said,

“Yeah, my pancakes are the best around. Probably the only one who makes better pancakes than me is Granny Smith with her apple pancakes.”

After hearing that AJ said with a bit of smugness that nopony could make pancakes better than Granny Smith. I gave a light chuckle and told her I would take her word for it. After we had all finished eating Twilight told me that both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were coming for a visit to meet me. When I asked who they were, Twilight went into a sort of ‘Lecture Mode’ and gave me a rundown of who they were and what they did as well as what they looked like. At the end of her lecture, there was a bright flash as two Alicorns suddenly appeared in the dining room. Once I was able to see clearly again I saw two Alicorns, one a brilliant white with light multi-colored mane and tail and a slightly smaller night blue Alicorn with a mane and tail that looked like the night sky. Before I could say anything Princess Luna giggled and pointed at my face saying,

“What has happened to your face?”

I just gave a deadpan look and said,

Rainbow Dash and Applejack happened. Though I did kinda deserve it for the prank I pulled on them.”

When she asked what the prank was and I told her she was able to keep a straight face for about three seconds before she burst out laughing and had to sit down because of how hard she was laughing. Rainbow and AJ, on the other hand, were turning bright red at this point and were giving me death glares. Princess Celestia simply chuckled at the story and waited for her little sister to calm down before she said anything. Once Princess Luna had calmed down, I bowed and said,

“It is an honor to meet you in person Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Twilight has informed me of who you two are and has told me good things about you.”

Before we could continue a pink mare with a purple and light blue mane entered and said,

“TWILIGHT! I’M BACK! How was y-.”

She stopped talking when she saw me and her brow raised when she saw the looks AJ and Dash were giving me and asked,

“What’s with the strange creature and why do Rainbow and Applejack look like they want to kill it? Also, why are the Princess’s here?”