Working for royalty is never easy, it becomes even harder when said royalty is trying to get me to marry their daughter who hates me for some reason. It becomes almost impossible when my neighbors want me for themselves. I hate this planet.
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I thought the MC had sex with the butcher?
Heh nice dice indeed. Also an update.
Either everyone on Equus needs to get their eyes examined, or he's really one fuggly human!
7788507 purely oral...
That's right human... Get a good eyeful of true griffon/gryphon (I can never remember the right spelling) treasure just begging to be plundered. Soon.
It's always a pleasure when you post a new chapter, keep up the good work.
7788578 I wouldn't say he is fugly, its more along the lines of him smelling like a diamond dog, currently living in the diamond dog dens, and seeing how nothing on the planet knows what he is, they either immediately associate him to the group that best fits his physical appearance. That and he has been known to bullshit his way through life through means of lies and fast talking, almost like one of those snake-oil salesman, but he just makes it slightly more believable.
7788507 I am still trying to figure out how to write the .5 Smut Chapter, but no sex, just a bit of forced oral on a female. Something that he doesn't mind due to perverted mind-set of slightly low standards.
7788890 That treasure to be plundered? Maybe yes...maybe no.
7788969 aww, so our hero may not get his catbird princess? i has a sad now.
7788969 Well, the gryphons called him a diamond dog even before he got started on his quest. He doesn't have similar ears, face, no claws, no fur. The only thing that makes him anything like a DD is that he's bipedal and wears clothes--and hell, even the DDs are fooled by it!
And if scent was a defining feature, I'm surprised Luna isn't calling her missing Threstral a DD when she gets him.
Anyhow, still loving this story--after all, sometimes even the stupid silliness makes it worthwhile.
7790049 Remember, ponies are sometimes not that bright seeing how they are herd animals and they panicked when a flock of rabbits ran through a town, diamond dogs are pretty much the idiots of the planet with a select few being smart, everything else is either higher or lower in the pecking order.
7789621 Who knows, it might happen, just not in the way you might be expecting it to.
7790406 True. But one would think Luna would be a little brighter than most ponies...
Of course, maybe she's really not as bright as she seems...maybe a little eclipsed by her own moooo...oh, let's NOT go there...!
morepls
7790406 nah think it's simply only two things and discord technically walk on two legs ...besides some dragons, diamond dogs and minatours and he doesn't have any horns or scales so process of elimination a more ore less bald dog? Or maybe they have poor eyesight they might need to hunt shapes for blood not clearly see in a dimly or pitch black cave in perfect detail.
I like it so far I want to read more
I have three realizations:
-The Diamond Dogs either look similar to humans but more hunched over and generally top and arm heavy
or everyone needs an eye doctor.
-Magic or something about the world is affecting human capabilities like physical durability and extreme strength.
oh and Magical Resistance? I think Humans may as well be immune. Naturally having no magic an all that you know.
-[Last but not Least] This story is very interesting and I want more.
MOAR PLS!!!!!
Because fuck yeah, you have a unique way with words!
YOU WILL NOT GET LAID, IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!
The only problem I have with all of this is that it never showed or explained him getting his bag, like seriously a quick paragraph saying he grabbed his things and made his way to the prisoners before the Lunar Guards and Luna appeared would been quick and easy.