Well he has completed half of his quest so far, now only to climb out with said idol, traverse all the way back to Griffonstone and bask in the achievement. Though it would be funny if he was named honorary Griffon or something else for returning their treasure, but with it gone so long and how life threatening it was when so many either died or gave up would mean a great reward?

Seems too easy if you ask me...

6936601 Of course it would be too easy, but how is one supposed to climb back with no true climbing gear, a bonked head, a heavy ass gold idol, and also the things I have waiting in the abyss.

I liked that last part definitely.

6936601 Of course it's easy,
it's just the first level ^>^

Can't get past the grammar. Feels too wonky.

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You know I really have read 'better storiesÄ that had many more grammer problems (impossible to oversight) than this story has.

I wouldn't dumb it, so far it's much too interesting.

"Yup!" Well we all are a little crazy, aren't we? I mean we are all mad here.

A lovely reference lad

Goddamn, pick a tone.

I would not be a dick and call him out on it, don't need to call someone out on their sexual preferences

Obligatory disclaimer to avoid flamming from loudmouths.

or is that just a racist slang for satyrs or centaurs?

...why on Earth is his first thought that “pony” might be racist slang? He hears the name of something and his first thought is wondering whether it is racist slang instead of assuming that it’s just that thing’s name until proven otherwise.

Um, wouldnt the rope burn he mentioned not have clued him in that this wasint a dream?

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He desperetly wants this to be a dream so he is being cognitivly dissonant, he will pretend it's a dream for a bit longer before it becomes undeniable

At least he found the Idol

"I would rather fly as well but seeing how I don't have wings I can't. Driving a car is dangerous in its own right, that damn thing is a metal deathtrap when it is in the hands of an inexperienced driver, an old person, or someone that is feeling suicidal." That and after watching several episodes of World's Dumbest and seeing how often some idiot crashes their car into other cars, trees, buildings and ditches, I would rather walk or ride a bike somewhere then place my trust into a four-wheeled metal coffin.

That's quite the fear.

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Well when you've lived in a society where saying a racial slur is the worst sin you can commit you learn to be careful.

After that was some other questions, how old are you, did you have sex yet, are you married, do you ever plan on it, plan for kids, how much money you have, ever got drunk, ever pissed yourself while drunk (twice!), and lastly at our current question...

Oh, how wonderful.