Working for royalty is never easy, it becomes even harder when said royalty is trying to get me to marry their daughter who hates me for some reason. It becomes almost impossible when my neighbors want me for themselves. I hate this planet.
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...Help me decide which is more fitting for this moment.
A:
Or B:
Stabby stabby?
"Hey, I'm back!"
"This time I got the real idol, your daughter and a griffons head!"
After all is said and done. Ian better be first in line (if not the only) for the griffon princesses. Oh, and did any body else know something like this was going to happen, Ian's new sword better be strong and sharp.
looks like a certain gryphon noble made a big mistake
like I will ever have a wife that works in a flower shop...
And for some unknown reason in ponyville the flower trio fainted
Oh shit, the King's about to send the entire fucking army to fuck this dude up.
8104175 THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
Never steal something from humanity. Because they'll bring death upon you.
8104175 They all screamed 'The Horror' before fainting.
8104151 Biggest mistake he ever made for sure.
8104147 All you need to know is that the sword is indeed sharper and better than the blunt ones he had.
8104119 Spoiler alert!
8104101 Yes, stabby stabby.
8104093 A is the better choice.
8104235 Yup. We decided that we owned the planet, and so the world stole it from us, so we kicked the shit out of the world until we could get it back.
So have you tried roleplaying as the Forerunners in Utopia yet?
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dear Roran Dreamon are you now focusing on the story of The Griffons Rise?
I just need to now if I should be holding my mental breath or not for the next chapter or not.
8104354 This was posted 7 second s ago for me.
8104308 Yup. So true
Of course they were going to rip him.
ayy i love stellaris and blasting those primitives who only have korvettes and destroyers to pieces with bttleships is hilarious
8104479 He thought they were only going to take his gold, but when they took his laptop, they didn't realize that they also stole his only source of porn. And no one, steals porn from another person, especially when they also steal his gold.
He just played himself
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how about
C.
D.
E.
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F:
G:
Bandit POV:
Bonus scene:
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You steal the gold..... you die. You steal the god and the porn....... YOU DIE reeaaaalllllyyy slowllllly.
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Oh well you can't say he didn't deserve it right lol?
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ok you got me
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pewn
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WOW JUST WOW, i don't know what to say to that but
Finds gold, laptop and idol stolen. Replaced with a fake idol, rocks and a note telling the equivalent of 'i stole from you ha ha'.
Logical response: Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn!
Current objective: get revenge, SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Love how the story is going hope it only gets better from here
Wow must of been a realllllly good update... just get the next chappies out a little sooner if possible i'm sure we'd all like to see a noble get his ass handed to him.
Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn!
SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
this is the purest truth there is.
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When is the next chapter out please?
Someone better pray he can't figure out how to make a flamethrower or Molatov's because I'm imagining a lot of roasted chicken in the future
I just can't stop thinking about how the talk with the, soon to be dead noble could look like, before our protagonist will brutally murder him:
A flower shop? ... hmmmm
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8126597 Best character ever.
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Shame he was in such a terrible movie.
My best segestion is to have him play it off to the king that he was planning to tell him the truth when the guards weren't around, in the fear of one of them being corrupt, and telling the ass who took her.
He should also teach the griffins how to make guns and shiz. Just saying.
The main character suddenly grew a lump of shit in his brain. Why did he keep the princess's location a secret? Because he was told to? What the fuck is wrong with him. If he told the king his group was captured and there was nothing he could do to prevent her capture besides bring the info here, then nothing would've happened to him. Why not tell the king about the plot against him? If main character gets punished, he deserves it for his sheer stupidity.
The protag went from badass to an idiot, why didn't he just take his chances and saved the princess?.
There are lots of little inconsistencies in what Ian tells to different people, and it seems like half the time it's not intentional. It gets kind of annoying, honestly. Like him telling Luna he was a griffin spy looking for the princess. When he told the griffin king, Ian said that he had claimed to be an agent of Griffinstone looking for the Idol. There's no reason for him to have lied about his original lie, and yet he does. This kind of stuff happens a lot in this fic...
Fun read, though.
And... any sympathy for the main character just went out the window.
Abandon all hope ye who steal laptops
Oh shit he fucked up
I am puzzled by how the theft was accomplished. Ian checked the contents of his backpack when he retrieved it from the three griffon bandits, and it never left his possession or sight until he walked out on the king.
But I liked how he kept his word and didn’t tell the king about the traitorous noble.... he let the traitorous noble tell the king about himself!
You just lost a reader he should have told the king where is daughter is and you just ruined your story so f*** you for wasting my time