Let me tell you of a time when me and a couple of friends of mine once held off a swarm of aliens. And before you say ‘oh no another one of these stories’ let me tell you the interesting fact, they were these bug like aliens that feasted off of love. The sad fact was that they trapped the military in these cocoons that transformed them into the aliens. The only thing that was worse than that is that they could disguise as you or your friends.

You see me and my friends went way back. I mean way, way back. We all met at High School, Freshman year. When the school announced that all students could start a school club. Well my oldest friend, Simon decided he wanted to start a club with us and name it (Insert club name here). Not very many people joined the club but that's ok as long as we were a part of the club he didn’t care very much. It was like nothing could separate us for a long time. As years went on however, more fights were being had among the friends because of one girl gossiping about the stupidest of things like people moving to canada which none of the friends liked very much, or how one of the friends was just using the others to be a “better student”.

Luckily by the time they made it out of High School, they had come out as better friends than ever before. To bad that was short-lived as the so called “Changeling” Fleet flew into our solar system near Jupiter in full force ready to take over the universe and steal all the love. At around 8:30 A.M. on a Tuesday is when this story truly began…