"Anyway," continued Pinkie, "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for..." she squinted as she looked at the card in front of her, "The terrorists?" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed while covering my face with my hands. "OH MY GOD!" I continued while getting up and walking into the other room, my hands moving to the top of my head, "That's so horrible!"
I'm not offended, but I remember seeing a picture of some people playing Cards Against Humanity. The black card was Tshsh, this is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____, and one person actually played the white card September 11th, 2001. Yes, I got a cheep laugh.
He got one thing wrong explaining things. You're not supposed to pick the card that makes the most sense. You're supposed to pick what you find funniest.
Yeah, I’ve seen something similar in a YouTube video. I think the black card read, “The World Trade Towers collapsed because of ______” and someone put, “Kamikaze Pilots” (or something like that). Needless to say, I actually had to pause the video and walk away for a bit.
6405119 I hope so, too!
6405282 The next chapter will be up in the next two hours. Gonna take a break to watch Jeopardy right now.
i feel bad for laughing at that last card XD
yeah okay, gotta be honest mate, while it i'm not offended, the whole 9-11 thing kills the mood. like tossing a baby in a blender.
6418764 That's oddly specific
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with explosions.
Suggested combo for the future: In a world ravaged by Poorly timed Holocaust jokes, our only solace is found in MechaHitler.
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I lost my shit so hard after reading that. GG.
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Damn son. That last card just made shit real.
I'm not offended, but I remember seeing a picture of some people playing Cards Against Humanity. The black card was Tshsh, this is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____, and one person actually played the white card September 11th, 2001. Yes, I got a cheep laugh.
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She wants to play first on the next round.
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And you'd need a big blender. Unless you dismembered it and added it a piece at a time....anyway.
He got one thing wrong explaining things.
You're not supposed to pick the card that makes the most sense. You're supposed to pick what you find funniest.
I thought that getting shot and a bang were the same thing.
7651138 WHAT THE HELL TATS, Why are you everywhere?!?!
8058591- Its Tats. Dude's like the Bando Gora, everywhere and no where at the same time.
8026139- Both right and wrong there my fellow reader. Getting shot is just that, and 'bang' is a sound when something small goes supersonic quickly.
I LOL'd throughout this entire chapter.




Well done. I love this game.
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Ditto
Who's the monster that gave that card to Fluttershy to read?
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Yeah, I’ve seen something similar in a YouTube video. I think the black card read, “The World Trade Towers collapsed because of ______” and someone put, “Kamikaze Pilots” (or something like that). Needless to say, I actually had to pause the video and walk away for a bit.
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I once saw survivors guilt.