Pffffftttttt...... This is too funny! xD

6414994 Thank you!

6415825 You're right, but what exactly are you referring to?

Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _____ has denied your request for _____. 1. Powerful thighs, 2. Pulling out.

Rainbow then cleared her throat before reading the next card. "Dear Sir or Madam," she began, imitating Rarity's high-class tone, "We regret to inform you that the Office of _____ has denied your request for _____."

I remember seeing someone play, “Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of White Privilege has denied your request for Racial Profiling.”

Didn’t win, but still funny.

(Looks at chapter title)
"Holding ponies at gunpoint?"