6420792 Okay, fine. He said, "Whoever pooped most recently goes first." That's literally what the directions of the game say to do.

6421051 I'm guessing that's the one about the pylons, right?

Sorry, there are too many things that I don't know...

AJ's custom card would have been so hilarious during the Dash virginity one. Guessing she didn't have it then.

6422197 I don't exactly remember when she drew it, but my brain's telling me that she drew it sometime during round 8.

This was quite a good story.

I am now aiming to write one like this but it won't be on here.

6430699 I've actually never played any Starcraft game in my life... And everyone wants to strangle me because of that...

6430871 Thank you! Good luck on your story!

6465979 I already said so in another comment. Why is everyone so curious?

Absolutely beautiful and horrifieng. The best fic to start and end my day. I gotta say, I was laughing the entire time. Even the morbid stuff was hilarious. I sooo gotta get that game. And if you make a sequel, pleeease put in the brony and furry add ons. It would make it all the more hilarious. The pinkie pie in full latex one always makes me chuckle.

6470400 I'm really glad you enjoyed it!

Regarding the sequel, I may not be able to use the MLP online expansion that you mentioned. You see, I wrote this fic using the actual physical game rather than the online version. Nonetheless, if I do write the sequel, I'm definitely gonna get all the princesses involved. I think we'd ALL love to see how Celestia would react to this game!

Also, you're probably gonna think I'm crazy, but I have no idea what a furry is...

6470864 that sounds absolutey awesome. I would love to see the other pricesses play as well as chrysalyss and possibly sombra and discord. Total mayhem and hilariouty would ensue. And regarding the furry thing... i may sort of be one, but I reccomend searching it up for a better explanation.

6475480 I think I'll have the Mane 6 transport me back to Equestria with them and then have Twilight introduce me and the game to Celestia, Luna, and Cadance. I won't include Chrysalis or Sombra, but regarding Discord, he's a possibility, although he may be extremely tempted to cheat (if that's even possible with this game). Also, since Rainbow Dash wants a rematch with Twilight, she'll play, as well.

This sequel may not be for a while, as I'm working on another long story at the moment, plus I have a couple of shorter ones that I'm going to be writing soon.

6475740 alright. That makes sense. Since he knows alot of references and can break the fourth wall, he probably would be able to cheat and would most likely win. That many stories eh? Any titles or themes for them?

6478959 Who says Discord has to know a bunch of references? Plus, I think Celestia and Luna would keep him under control if he even attempted to cheat.

As for the other stories I'm going to write, they're both based off true stories that have happened within the past six years.

6479202 ah I see. I look forward to seeing them.

6672120 I've made better...

6674375 You're right. I just didn't want to explicitly mention that in my story.

7006399 Actually, it is. Hanging from a cross like that will eventually prevent you from lifting your body up properly to take a breath. To this day, I still have no idea why that's true, but it's what I've heard.

7006933 Hmm. I guess I forgot about that bit, I just knew it was an ancient Roman torture technique. I forgot that some people could live to the point where suffocating is the cause.

7008200 Well, now that you've mentioned that, I suppose it's possible for people being crucified to die of blood loss before they have the chance to suffocate. Having said that, crucifixion may not solely be a way of death by suffocation, so your initial statement may have been partially correct.

7009344 Well, I do believe we've reached an agreement.

On that note, that was the ONLY problem with this fic, bravo sir. I'm gonna add it to faves before I forget.

7009535 Thank you!

When I came back to reread this story, I saw the heteronormativity card again, and I decided I would look its definition up.

Heteronormativity, according to the Merriam-Webster mobile app, is basically the belief that heterosexuality is the only normal and natural expression of sexuality. Just letting people know who haven't bothered to look it up, or can't for some reason.

Now, next time I play, I'll know some good uses for this card...

having sex on top of a pizza in the morning."

??? That's a thing? Wait, of course it is; people are batshit insane.

"My turn!" Pinkie exclaimed, "Rising from the grave, an army of skeletons, a can of whoop-ass."

And this is one of the reasons Pinkie Pie is best pony.

"But I thought you didn't have to play a haiku," Twilight said.

Said someone who played a haiku.

"He meets a new magical friend: Heteronormativity. What's that?

Me: You don't want to know. You really don't want to know.

RD: Trust me, Fluttershy, you don't want to know.

He meets a magical new friend :Anne Frank

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"Are we ready?" Fluttershy asked. Everyone nodded. "Okay. James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a new magical friend: _____."

Only good card (and one that made me and everyone in the video it was played in laugh for several minutes straight) was:

“James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a new magical friend: Anne Frank.”

It came up in a later game and someone played Anne Frank again.

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