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YES! ANOTHER story where momma and papa light are bad-asses! Can never have to many of those, they're hilarious.
So what's going on with tia's kid since she also got knocked up after the three-way marriage? Alicorns' pregnancies last longer or something or did I miss something again?
For DT's sake make her an orphan, that way she doesn't have to put up the unfit bitch of a mother! At least we now know who it was that Duet killed right off the bat.
6710846 I haven't really been all that worried about this or that one not being in the story yet, figure they'll show in due time.
Does this mean that Tirek will play the part of the Major?
Haha! Love uber-powerful Twi'Parents. Also, Ditzy the Demomare! I laughed so hard through that.
Suddenly I have the image of a Screwball coming from the future and telling that Discord & Tia are her parents... And don't know why but with all the crazy in here, maybe is not that strange.
6710954 don't forget Luna and twilight's/fluttershy's/alucard's child
What a twist it would be if twilight was the sire of luna's child or if it was twi alucard and fluttershy combined that was sire of luna's child.also we need a Luna giving birth scene
Ooh, is DT gonna learn Vapaad?
Gotta say that I didn't expected Dotzy and Velvet to be so powerful. Also, Spike's line of being fucking awesome reminds me of Felix from RvB. Finally, lucky Button, it seems that Sweetie Belle losing her virginity made her more of a flirt. Now it's Apple Bloom and Scootaloo's turn to get a boy(girl)friend.
Why is Ditzy always called a 'he' when Dinky calls Ditzy mum?
Reading this I was instantly reminded of this video.
RULES OF NATURE!
And you are surprised no one even bothers by now to even try to point out the sheer levels of ´ness you dish out here?
*sits back and downs a Gargle Blaster. From a water glass*
Also, Big J wants a huu~hug!
I wonder if she's blond because Alucard in the anime ate shrödinger...
Mother bear maybe retired, but that certainly doesn't stop her from kicking all kinds of ass. Also, I suspect her dad is a shadow elemental. Anyway, this is the first chapter without any explicit sex scenes, so improvement!
Why do I feel like I missed this when it was first mentioned?
Damn it Darwin. Also the rules for earning one of these are hilarious, read them if you haven't already.
I wish i could quote the entirety of the brain bleach section. Also twilight's family is made out of bs. Too much power in one family; they're probably descended from a child Celestia and Discord kept quiet about.
6726609 Phonetic alphabet.
6724870 I know what corruption is like, but i would have expected her to be a bit more ashamed she mercilessly slaughtered a family. It would have been more believeable.
Their daughter is named Integra and has blond hair despite neither parents having it.
I have no idea how to react to this development.
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Actually, just Celestia, through her father's line-- during part 2 of the wedding arc, Celestia muses that the last time she got laid was several centuries ago with a Nocturne Light... and then realizes Nocturne was possibly Twilight's ancestor, making Celestia her many-times grandmother. The line's right before she gets into a threesome with Pinkie and Catboy-with-the-hard-to-spell-name, if you want to check.
Jeez ditzy is Irish
Holy fucking shit!!! When the hell did velvet get so GOD DAMN OP!?!?!?!?!?!?
God damn! Twilight got completely OWNED. Ass handed to her and made to like it!
Still a smaller owned count than Krillen.
Of course.
Integra, how interesting.
Indeed.
Clearly.
He has a point, Alucard is possibly the strongest person there and he doesn't stand a chance against Discord.
You're a good person, Shy.
She's got you there, Twi.
Indeed.
Y'know, short of that being 100% body covering mithril, that armor won't do shit for dicks against dragonfire. And same with your sword against dragon scales.
Correct.
Neato.
The irony is deliciously sweet.
You can use this song and ANYTHING is automatically more epic.
Correct.
Oh this is great.
Wonder what she'll do to be knighted?
Cause she's Integra.
Correct.
Yeah. Brainfreeze HURTS.
Oh. Oh, jeez, nobody deserves to have their Father die, much less so young.
And said price is?
Wonder what he did for Vinyl, to... Oh, shit. Nobody important was Filthy Rich. Shit.
Drunk Ditzy is Old Man Henderson, only known man to kill an Elder God. Also, probably Qrow.
And Trixie is Winter.
Ditzy is also the Demoman.
Noted.
I see where Twilight gets her badassery.
Your funeral.
*Looks at this version of Ditzy*
So Qrow mixed with Demoman. How has nobody thought of that before.
Oooh I'm not gonna like this one.
*after reading the chapter*
The chapter was fun, still didn't like discord.