Good start and all but is it really necessary to have people TURN INTO the Hellsing Abridged characters instead of just having the ACTUAL Hellsing Abridged characters to begin with?

Just seems kinda pointless is all.

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well the title IS a reference to the abridged after all

6298774 It's a displaced story. Thats what they do.

...the hell did I just read?

Who cares, give me more!

~Dollars.

So, these guys seem like they'll be a fusion of their abridged versions and canon, especially considering the "Me am gun" monologue. Also, you write Alucard pretty well.

Consider me interested.

Oh Celestia, Alucard is into ANYTHING you do to him XD best part of being essentially an amorphous blob that chooses to look human.

6305685 just imagine his voice changing between interactions. Makes more sense weirdly

This chapter was hilarious. BTW, are the characters humanized or anthro?

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

6298774 but then how could their presence be justified? No magic(besides vampires) in Hellsing, no super-science, no convenient deaths to play on(far to badass for death), etc.

6307495 no anthro tag so I'm guessing humanized...

i am loving this just after the first chapter

im just gonna say this here alucard.... but... you didnt pay for the prison 'CHOUGH CHOUGH* I MEAN PENT HOUSE!

Ugh. Humanized Equestria? What's the point?

I love the premise of this story and look forward to more in the coming chapters.

Okay, I'm going to nit pick a little bit.

I can pull back on the bolts and I can release the safety.

Alucard uses semi-automatic pistols, you obviously know this. They don't have "bolts" they have slides instead.

I like my guns and try to correct any errors authors make while describing their use.

Wait why did he automatically turn evil? That is just awful. I imagine alcard doing this with no problems but a human that gained alucard's powers and then killing people is highly unacceptable. A random teenaged human off the street and a centuries old vampire just dont have the same history or morals. This is completely offensive to the real alucard. I wish the real alucard would break the forth wall and eat/destroy this fake alucard.

6371406 take from his stand point just imagine you get this power that basically turns into a "God" but he's has his lust for blood to so he could have easily became evil by the lust for power and food.

SERAS A CUTE! CYUUUTTE!

Lol

This is funny

I hope we see the pride of all the Catholics people, Father Alexander Anderson!!!!

AMEN!!!!!!!
AMEN!!!!!!!

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Yes bitches love cannons

Can I just point out the hilarity that you actually have a character named Alexander Anderson, and you made him a nazi cat-girl?

so she settled on looking mildly constipated...
Great line

He could feel that damn seal in his hand reacting to her blood, binding him to her.

Oh, this is THAT Alucard. The retarded version. I thought this was going off abridged canon.

7534360 i think it a fuse of all 3 virsion of him

*slowly claps* bravo good sir good to see a follow TFS hellsing abridged fan ;3

Chloe smirked, “Same thing we do every day, Thomas. Try to take over the world.”

Oh I'm going to like you.

“My sight finds the target. My hand holds the weapon. My magazines are full. I can chamber the bullets. I can pull back on the bolts and I can release the safety. But it is your will that commands the killing. So what will you do? What are your orders, my master?”

That's damn near line for line something Alucard said in canon. I'm keeping one hell of an eye on this.

Though Alucard writhed on the ground, his were not groans of pain but pleasure. “Ah… Houston. We have no problems.”

He's like a cross between Abridged and canon Alucard and I love it.

I wanted to read this one for a wile now but could never find the time, plus I needed to watch hellsing and hellsing ultimate so I could get the references.

Good job, so far I am yet to be dissapoited

Hmm, interesting start. Gonna continue.

Is this anthro? I don't like anthro. :(

I want to read the pony words! Also, I feel like the displaced part was entirely unnecessary. Should have just made it Alucard In Equestria.

Still, I'ma give it a read. Who knows I might like it!

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Na man human and btw warning There's some dark hellsing ultimate abridged grimdark shit deeper down the line

And now I begin my reread of this great work only now I might get the jokes during the Crystal empire ark

You know, I wasn't sure about this story when I first started reading it, now I can't stop reading it!

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me too

Though Alucard writhed on the ground, his were not groans of pain but pleasure. “Ah… Houston. We have no problems.”

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Though Alucard writhed on the ground, his were not groans of pain but pleasure. “Ah… Houston. We have no problems.”

Just wow 😲😳

Though Alucard writhed on the ground, his were not groans of pain but pleasure. “Ah… Houston. We have no problems.”

😂😭😭😭😭 I'm dead

Canceled means usually I don't read it, yet this might be entertaining.
It might end in:

This Alucard is nothing but a sociopath, a shame.