MOAR PLZZZ I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!

needs more cow bell

... We better get a chapter titled "Hey kids? Want to See a Dead Man?" eventually, or I will be gravely disappointed.

...I don't know how this fic has eluded me for so long, but insta-fave at the premise of TFS HUA IE

Hmm . . . meeting the other mane 6. Wonder if they've got any wierd things going on like Twilight does. That'd be interesting.

6300144 IT'S "HEY KIDS WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY" not that

6301149 I'm not sure what you mean.

I was saying that it makes no sense to have people turn into the Abridged characters, go to Equestria, and then have their brains reconfigured so they think and act like the actual Abridged characters.

It would make alot more sense to just simply have Abridged Alucard and company travel from the Hellsing Abridged universe to equestria, essentially cutting out the Cosplayers and they're 5 seconds of un-necessity.

Uh oh Luna here comes Alucard. This chapter made me lmfao especially apple jack

Dat ass! XD

Hmmmm, would Luna grow close to Alucard causing Twilight's jealousy to spike? Though she does control the night so in a sense there could be 'affinity' which Twilight may compete.

Yup, this fic is awesome, you are awesome for writing it, and i must have more. Well done, and the next chapter is gunna have me doing a reference...as tonight I'm too tired and lazy.

6302327 Seems needlessly complicated.

YOU MUST WRITE MORE. I'M IN SUSPENSE.

WHY CAN I NOT STOP LAUGHING? THIS IS HILARIOUS! CARRY ON, MY FRIEND.

This is really fucking funny. Alucard and Pinkie flirting with each other before having a heart to heart was a great scene. RD being sensitive about her cup size and AJ beating up Alucard was funny. Rarity hitting him with high heels and Twilight being more concerned about Rarity getting hurt form the Hells made me smile. Alucard groping Shy yet also comforting her was a mix if sweet/creepy. Finally, the dance scene and Alucard's confession of loving Twilight was adorable, even if Spike ruined the moment.

Still waiting for Anderson.

Spike chuckled and flipped Alucard off before dragging his bags out the door. “Just make sure the two of you use protection!” he called out from the foyer.

THis! SO much this!!! ALL MY THIS!!!!!

villepartyisredybytonight!”

ready; it bugged me because I got confused and had to reread that section.
Also Diety-fucking-damn it Alucard.
(I'm trying not to piss off "God". Not saying he doesn't exist, I just don't want to piss him off if he does.)

6638235 Actually, saying Goddamn or Goddammit isn't taking God's name in vain. Source: One of my teachers is a deacon. Also, I don't give a damn if there is or isn't a God. I'm probably gonna go to hell anyway.

“They’ll be like, ‘she has no tit drag! She has an unfair advantage!’”

Hahahahahaha

This is gonna be awkward.

Gagboobshy!

“ALUCARD NO!” Twilight screeched in fury while Fluttershy froze in fear, almost fainting from where she stood, blushing furiously at the feeling of Alucard groping her.

ALUCARD I WiLL KILL YOU

“Ja.”

If you want to keep it as german as possible, you could put "vielen dank" here instead. It basically means "you're welcome" or "no problem"

Pretty sure King Sombra and Nightmare Moon are more light sided than Twilight is...
Fluttershy, Rarity & Applejack are most likely uncompatible with that version of Twilight.
Pinkie Pie is a wild card and Rainbowdash might actually be compatible.

Cadance made no appearance yet... Is she not a thing?

Why would the elements of Harmony accept corrupt Twilight ? Nightmare Moon, Sombra and Tirek seem more light hearted than this Twilight Sparkle...

How can Shining Armor accept Alucard? Any half decent brother be skullfucking Alucard with a spear every morning...

At least Pinkie Pie is herself...

“Shut the fuck up you jackass I’m aerodynamic! ” Rainbow cried out, hugging her chest defensively. Twilight facepalmed and kicked Alucard in the face before turning to Rainbow.

It's actually a very big advantage, less drag on her body and supersonic it might literally rip of breath bigger than A-Cup...

I doubt a undead would be interested in the opposed gender.

Rarity killing Alucard when ever he touches her could be a fun running gag...

If Twilight get sunburns from normal sunlight she be a way better Nighttime protégé than the Sun princess one.

I like Spike already ♡

Big Macintosh drop kicking Alucards ass touching his sister would be rather appropriate here.

No life King? This Alucard could probably not make his undead slaves follow his orders ...

Pretty sure Alucard ruined Twilight even trying to get real friends with Rarity and Applejack, no chance in hell Rainbowdash would befriend Twilight because of this pale copy of a vampire.

Alucard probably give Fluttershy PTSD, what the actual fuck. Further I really don't see Fluttershy befriend Twilight with Alucard around...

And woman unlucky enough to have D-Cup or bigger actually have chronic back pains, so it's actually very sad to see woman having them in real life...

Love? More like obsession.

How did Twilight's parents are fine with what happend to Twilight. Unless they are dead?

I don't like Alucard, but I like the other created characters. I pity Twilight... I doubt she become a Alicorn with her level of corruption...