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How quaint.

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Crota is defeated. The Guardians who triumphed over him are rewarded accordingly.

And Rainbow Dash, through a sheer display of favoritism by the RNG, gets the most powerful and coveted weapon among all Guardians.

Just as her friends were thinking her ego couldn't possibly get any more huge.


A two-shot Destiny crossover.

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You know, I half expected Dash to be nonchalant and get rid of it. Or go home and mount it next to the other dozen she had.

>See a joke story about Destiny
>Suddenly gets a jolt to play Destiny again
>Try to go to raid group
>Can't find a group that will accept those without Gjallarhorns
>Hearts get broken again
>bungie plz

This is interesting. Hilariously interesting.

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You know, I considered that briefly when I first got the idea for this story. :trixieshiftright:

...But where's the story in that? Whereas I can have Dash get a massive ego boost and brag to everybody about it? :rainbowlaugh:

6219953

Don't you worry none. When the September update comes, those bigoted Ghorn users will be knocked down a peg. :raritywink:

6219953
If that raid group requires Gjallarhorns, then they don't have the skill to finish the raid without it. You're better off without them anyways.

whats the deal with the Gjallarhorn? Its just an exotic rpg, its nothing special. maybe to many but not me. rpgs are not my thing unless I need to use it.

6223678

I'll be honest with you, I thought the same thing when I got Gally. I mean, I had no prior knowledge of what exactly it could do, and the exotic perk seemed a bit lackluster.

Then, I began using it against bosses, just to try it out. Needless to say, the Gjallarhorn melts bosses, especially on Solar Burn. For the damage that you could do with any given launcher, Gjallarhorn deals about twice as much damage. Since launchers can hold 7 rounds with the right piece of gear equipped, that equals to 14 rounds of explosive kickassery unleashed on enemies.

tl:dr? It does twice the amount of damage of a normal heavy weapon in the same amount of time.

Plus, many raid groups essentially require their members to have Gjallarhorns, since it kill Atheon/Templar/Oracles or downs Crota really quickly. If you're playing with randoms or people who are not your friends...well, in many cases Gally is a requirement.

Besides all of that, this story was basically written as a "what-if" kind of thing. If you've seen reactions of people getting the Gjallarhorn, you'll understand why I picked Rainbow Dash, who is most likely to have an overblown reaction to getting an overblown weapon. :rainbowkiss:

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Makes sense to me now, sounds very difficult to obtain it now huh? Plus is sounds very O.P.

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Bungie says that it's as common as any other exotic. Personally, I think they altered the drop rates to make it rarer. That, and the fact that Xur hasn't sold it in forever. :ajbemused:

Plus is sounds very O.P.

Which is why people won't stop obsessing over it. :raritywink:

But the September update is gonna bring down the Ghorn to the levels of other exotics, much to the chagrin of...well...nearly everybody with a Ghorn. :twilightsheepish:

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Destiny fanatics

WE ARE LEGION. :rainbowwild:

But I really should add something in the description that warns people that they will not understand a thing if they haven't played Destiny. :trixieshiftright:

Honestly, when I read Gjallerhorn in the title, I was thinking of another game.

FFXIV also has a gun named Gjallerhorn, but it's not nearly as insane as Destiny's.

You should totally do one where the girls do an iron banner match and get completely trounced by Spike and his fire team consisting of at least Big Mac, Button Mash, and Luna.

Goddamn it all! Even a bucking PONY has a Gjallarhorn!!!! :facehoof:

6793308 You sound like you never got one.

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I got it right before the nerf... and right before I had to leave for college. It's just a shiny paperweight now...

7460001 they're bringing it back for Year 3.

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