'This land truly is far different than Midgard,' Thor thought to himself as he sailed high above the land of the elk. He had wasted no time in visiting Janis's land and just as the god had said, he found that a huge chasm had cleaved the land in two right down the center. He also sensed that the chasm was not naturally created, telling Thor of a rift in the land that he may need to mend.
The land of the elk interested Thor, as it reminded him of the realm of the light Elves, Alfheim. The trees were filled with wonder and magic, glowing with untold number of lights that made the forests look like something in an Asgardian fairy tale. Plants the likes of which Thor had only seen in the Elves realm grew with the colors of the rainbow, with a fruit dangling from them that watered even a gods mouth.
And then there were the elk themselves, or at least what few Thor spied in the forest from his flight above it. Much like the ponies of Equestria, all of them were colored differently, with the difference being that unlike the ponies that had marks on their flanks, the elk had marks similar to those upon their chests, almost like badges of honor.
Of course, he had only spied three elk to make that assumption and the three elk that he had spied were in peril. The three of them raced through the forest as fast as their legs could carry them, but from the eyes of a god Thor could tell that they were not fast enough to escape the monstrous spiders that chased after them. To Thor's interest, the spiders seemed to be made of dirt and stone that were always constantly moving. The eyes were made of rare gems, with the leader of the swarm having ruby eyes while the rest had emeralds. Thor was almost impressed with their beauty. But they were chasing the elk. Thor couldn't allow that.
"Halt, beasts of stone!" Thor roared as he flung Mjolnir into the ground in front of the advancing swarm of stone spiders, getting the spiders to halt in their tracks. Thor followed the landing of his hammer, rising to his full height and towering over the spiders. Behind him he heard the elk come to a halt, but he kept his eyes forward as he extended his hand and Mjolnir returned to its wielder. "You shall not claims these three today. Thor swears it."
The leader of the spiders clicked his stone mandibles and warily skittered back and forth in front of the god of thunder, but three of the spiders behind him let out a screeching sound and lunged towards Thor. Thor smirked before he swung Mjolnir in a perfect arc, shattering the first of the stone spiders and knocking the other two out of the air.
The two spiders that hadn't been reduced to pebbles landed on their backs, scrambling wildly for a moment before they flipped over and resumed their attacks. Thor slammed the closest one to him with his hammer, before reaching out with his left hand and grabbing the other spider by the face. Thor squeezed his fingers together and crushed the head of the spider to dust, causing its body to fall apart into stones and pebbles. A second shot from the hammer finished off the third spider, leaving Thor to glance at the rest of the swarm and smile at them.
"Are thou done? For I promise you, Mjolnir has plenty more pain for all of you," Thor told the spiders as he pointed Mjolnir towards the swarm. Some of the other spiders stepped forward, but the leader with the ruby eyes made a clicking sound before he began to back away. The rest of the swarm followed and a moment later Thor stood alone with the three elk and three piles of rubble.
"Are the three of you unharmed?" Thor asked as he turned on the three elk, who all gazed up at him with disbelief. Two of the three elk had antlers upon their head, but only one of their horns were fully grown. Two of them were a similar green color, Thor assumed they were siblings, while the one with the antlers stood protectively over the other two.
"You two, run. Whatever this thing is, I'll hold it off," the elk said in a deep voice, before giving Thor a glare that caused a smile to spread across the gods face.
"Dad, you saw what that thing did to those spiders. You won't stand a chance," one of the little ones whispered back, but a glare from the father silenced any further argument. Before the three could do anything rash, Thor held out a hand and gained their attention.
"There is no need for such rash action, friends. I am not here to harm you or your children. I am Thor, god of thunder and recent god of Equestria," Thor introduced himself to the three, whose eyes went wide at his words. "And I am here to speak with your god, Janis."
"Thor...yeah, I think I've heard of you," the father elk muttered with a nod of his head, the tension leaving his shoulders but the look of caution still remained on his face. "There have been rumors of Equestria finally getting a god once more. Great, just what we needed."
"I do not understand the reason for the displeasure in your voice," Thor said to the elk, who glanced down at the ground. "Thor commands that you speak."
"It's...the ponies are already plenty powerful enough, even without a god or goddess to make them even stronger," the elk said with a sigh, not wanting to disobey a gods words. "In fact, the only reason we're certain they haven't tried to take over the other nations is because of the fact that we have a god and they don't. But now, with you here..."
"I am confused. I have been with the ponies for a few weeks now and they do not seem like the type to wish invasion upon you or your races," Thor said as he crossed his arms, his look demanding more answers from the elk, who avoided his gaze. "In fact, Celestia and Luna both speak about how they wish to be friends with all. That does not sound like what you are describing."
"Not all ponies are like them. And the princesses don't speak for all of the ponies," the elk replied in a soft voice, but Thor heard him just find. "But perhaps my own views are making me negative. You have saved my family and me from a terrible fate, Lord Thor, so I have no reason to doubt your words. Thank you for saving us."
"There is no need for thanks. But there is a question you can answer. Where is your god and why did you not pray for his aid?" Thor asked the entire family, who all glanced at each other before answering.
"Lord Janis...has not been himself since the split in our nation. Sometimes we're not even sure if he is the same deity," one of the children answered, though every time Thor looked at the girl she avoided the gods eyes. "Sometimes he is the god we know, but at other times he seems completely different, speaking with himself and doing...something. We dare not question him."
"Questioning a god rarely ends well, especially when the god is not all there," Thor said before he began to swing his hammer once more, having sensed where Janis's temple in the land was located. "Can the three of you return to your home safely or do you need the aid of Thor further?"
"No, we were almost home when we got attacked. Thank you once more for your aid, Lord Thor," the father elk said with a bow to Thor once more. "Oh, I am Shear by the way. And these are my children, Wisp and Spirit. Come on you two, thank Lord Thor."
"As I said before, there is no need for thanks. You have already made even what I did with the information you revealed," Thor said with thunder in his eyes before he took to the skies once more, waving to the three before he hurled himself in the direction of the temple of Janis.
'Janis being insane does not surprise me. Many gods go mad in their life times. What concerns me is the impression of Equestria that these elk have, an impression that I have not noticed,' Thor thought to himself with a clouded expression. 'Perhaps the lack of their goddess has not only weakened Equestria, but split it from the rest of the world. Just another task to add to my seemingly ever increasing list.'
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Thor was tempted to destroy the temple the moment he laid eyes on it.
The temple of Janis resided in the center of a massive city of the elk, one that was made out of magic and nature instead of the buildings that the ponies had. Janis's temple was larger than any of the other buildings, made of a material that seemed incredibly valuable, and from the number of guards around the place, incredible valuable.
But what made Thor's blood boil was the images on the side of Janis standing over his elk, some of the images of him with his boots upon their heads or them sacrificing themselves to appease him. These were the kind of gods that dragged the name of the divines through the mud. These were the gods that had created Gor. A mistake that Thor had spent so long trying to undo.
'Yet I have made a promise to the princesses not to start any fights with any of the gods, no matter how deserved this one is of a blow from Mjolnir,' Thor thought to himself as he descended to the entrance of the temple, behind the guards who only seemed to stare forward. Thor walked inside without waiting for any of the elk to see him, pushing open the doors and walking inside.
The inside was just as infuriating as the outside. Every square space that was not being used for offerings or elk worshiping the god was dedicated to images of the deity, with hundreds of images and statues of the masked deity. Thor felt himself gripping his hammer tighter as he walked into the center of the room, getting the elk that were inside worshiping to stare at him with disbelief.
"Out. All of you," Thor ordered with a crack of thunder and a moment later he was alone in the temple. "Janis! Sinaj! Whichever you are calling yourself right now! Come out! Thor would have words with thee!"
As Thor said this he raised his hammer and unleashed a torrent of lightning and thunder within the temple, causing mass panic outside of the temple. Thor continued the light show until he felt the arrival of the god, along with a sense of anger that only a deity could produce.
"Who in the name of the underworld dares to defy my temple?!" Janis roared with fury as he materialized in the center of the temple, both halves of his mask contorted in a look of rage. The eyes behind the mask widened when they saw the god of thunder standing alone in the temple and Thor watched as the eyes did their best to suppress the rage. "Thor. God of Equestria. What are you doing within my temple?"
"Trying to draw you out, of course," Thor said with a smirk to the dual god, noticing both eyes narrow as the mask returned to its halved expressions. Thor's face then darkened as he walked up to the god of the elk, glaring down into his mask, as he did stand a good two feet taller than the god. "There are a new species of evil laying siege to Equestria, barely a week after I destroy the titan scourge that plagued their home. Would thou happen to know anything about that?"
"Why would I know anything about that?" Janis replied in a reserved voice, one that told Thor the god was doing everything in his power to restrain himself from attacking the god of thunder. "I have my own land with its own issues to deal with. I don't have time to waste on a lesser nation."
"Be careful of your words or you may feel the strength of my hammer," Thor told Janis with a growl. "And do not claim that you are in anyway aiding those of your land. On my way to this place I had to aid three that would be lost if not for my interference. Where were thee then?"
"Dealing with...issues," Janis snarled before regaining control once more. "But I swear to you Thor, swear as a godly oath, that I have nothing to do with these new evils that plague the land of Equestria. But as the god of Equestria you will soon learn that new evils pop up in that land faster than dandelions. Perhaps you will soon learn why Faust eventually quiet her job as deity of Equestria?"
Thor narrowed his eyes once more, but he turned away from Janis and walked to the exit. "Oh, and Thor?" Janis began, getting Thor to stop and turn to face Janis one last time. "Be careful if you go flying into another gods land in the future. Not all of them are as forgiving as me."
"I will keep that in mind when I am laying waste to them with my hammer," Thor replied in a stern tone before he left the temple. Janis watched until he left before he mask flipped around on itself and Janis flooded the temple with his power.
"That arrogant god of thunder. Believing himself to be so much better than all of us," Sinaj snarled to himself as he glared into one of the few reflective surfaces in the room, eyes narrowing behind his mask.
"Yet the idea of a new evil rising in Equestria just a while after the titans interest me," Janis replied with a smile, forming a ball of power in his hands as he glared at his reflection. "It seems that an evil force has either returned or resurrected once more. And in these dark times, perhaps we can finally show the ponies of Equestria that they have placed their faith in the wrong...rulers."
"Perhaps it is time we start doing what should have been done years ago," Sinaj agreed before he vanished into his sphere, leaving the temple empty yet the rumbles of thunder still echoed within.
GOD OF THUNNDAHHH!!!
Yeah, OK, I REALLY hope that Celestia will allow Thor full freedom, and SOON.
...this is the Marvel Thor?
He's not actually a God, though.
The Asgardians make a point of that.
The 'actually a God' thing was Loki's own hubris.
Just think the title and synopsis are kind of ironic in that regard.
Pot, kettle? Meet cauldron.
8172932 Honestly, this FEELS more like the proper Norse god.
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He's called the god of thunder. The comics have him and others refer to him as a god. He meets all the qualifications. Therefor, I shall continue to call him a god.
Well this is going to end well. I get the feeling that by the end of this story there will be only one god in Equestria and his name will be Discord. The Elk's god(s) is going to make a mistake that will be fatal.
So, Janis and Sinaj have hands?
A thought occurs to me that there's a false premise everyone in this story is running with.
It's been made very clear that a powerful immortal magical entity is not a god, and is no match for the power of a god. It's also been established that Discord is a god. But the Tree of Harmony empowered ponies to defeat him, twice.
I think there is another god in Equestria... but since she (the Tree seems kinda feminine to me) represents peace and Harmony, she's not a warrior god. And because she's a tree, and because she represents the force that binds creatures to work together for the good of all, she can't do jack on her own -- she has to work through agents. She might even be Faust, her power bound and constrained by whatever turned her into a tree (...the other gods, working together, because she was previously the most powerful of them? It seems that Equestria is blessed in general with great magical power...) But her current agents aren't warriors, and even Celestia and Luna are out of practice in making war, and she's a goddess of peace. Against creatures as horrible and deadly as the titans, maybe the best she could do was amplify the cries of her ponies, hoping that somehow, someway, another god would hear them and come to answer the ponies' prayers.
Discord was defeated by the Elements of Harmony because he was arrogant -- the first time, he didn't imagine anything could harm him, and the second time, he thought he had already won. Other gods, not being of chaos, are not likely to be stupid enough to make such a mistake, but the Elements of Harmony certainly have enough raw power to immobilize gods. (And, presumably, the Rainbow Power -- Tirek had within him the power of a god at the point where he was defeated.) Wielding the power of a goddess is probably very draining to five mortals and an alicorn, so perhaps the reason they couldn't effectively fight the titans was that they couldn't channel the Rainbow Power often enough against so many opponents (and it would be even worse against the shadow entities).
I think it would be awesome if it turns out that the Tree of Harmony is in fact the god of Equestria, bound and made unable to answer her ponies' prayers directly, forced to channel her power through her pony agents, and if Thor eventually finds this out and frees her from her enchantment. (Perhaps with Discord's help, because being able to forgive Harmony for trapping him for a thousand years and make up for what he tried to do with the plunder vines might be a good step toward becoming a genuine hero.) Either she is Faust, or she was intended to be Faust's replacement, charged with protecting the ponies, but she's a tree and cannot directly wield her own power.
(Also, to clarify: this means that the Elements of Harmony theoretically have enough power to defeat Thor, but because Thor is a genuinely good and harmonious god, they never would, no matter how suspicious Twilight might get. Harmony would not allow her power to be misused in that way.)
8172932 ONLY the movieverse claims "We're not really gods". In the comics, unless they have changed VERY recently, Thor and the other Asgardians are EXPLICITLY gods, and beings of effectively magic in biological form. They are descended from the Demiurge, like any and all other deities in the Marvel universe, and therfore are capable of hearing prayers. In fact, during Walt Simonson's run in the 1980's, Thor explicitly hears a prayer to him "in the old way" - an otherwise immortal Viking had prayed to him, and he could hear it.
Janis's temple was larger than any of the other buildings, made of a material that seemed incredibly valuable, and from the number of guards around the place, incredible valuable
I believe that sentence is a bit muddled? Did you mean to say rare and valuable, instead of valuable twice?
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Yep
8173002 Yeah but the thing is Thor's never shown much 'god' power aside from the storms.
I mean, Hulk's physically stronger, and Dr. Strange has more magical power than Thor, and wielding Mjolnir isn't even a Thor only thing. In separate comics, Captain America, Storm, and Black Widow have all wielded the hammer, along with Wonder Woman in a crossover event.
Aside from being immortal, close to invulnerable, controlling thunderstorms, and wielding Mjolnir... well, what I'm saying is that Thor, and most of the Asgardians really, aren't on the same level as say, the Olympians. All the Olympians could bend reality to their whim (aside from a few like Hercules after he ascended) even their minor gods (Hecate, Persephone, Janus).
Meanwhile, Thor's never shown those kinds of powers.
Yeah, it has been coming for a while now, but i've never really been fond of those arrogant, self entitled douches calling themselves gods. They constantly meedle in things that don't concern them and disrupt the natural order, simply because they feel like.
Point in case, while it's admirable that Thor took time to save some elks, he also casually killed a few innocent creatures, potentially dooming them to starve too death. Again, it would have been a terrible loss for the elks, but the spiders need to survive too and if they managed to catch a prey they kinda deserv to keep it. Who's he to decide who gets to live and who don't?
He's disrupting the natural order of things, simply because he decides he has the right to. And that's only a very minor example of what i mean.
Anyway, to summarize, i just don't really like how -ironically- they play god and change everything around them to fit their own whim, without any considerazion to the natural balance of things.
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Dr. Strange is sorcerer supreme, it's true, but Thor is not a god of magic. That's more Amora and Loki's thing. Strange being better at magic doesn't make him a god... and at the end of the day the comics have recently made the point that his magic has a price.
Hulk is shown sometimes to be stronger because his strength literally has no t limit. The angrier he gets, the stronger he gets, and his body is constantly absorbing gamma radiation from the cosmos to make himself even stronger still. Despite this, and with all his strength, he will never be able to lift Mjolnir. Hulk is not a god, though he can certainly trade blows with gods. He is still mortal.
Asgardians to vary greatly in power. Hela, for example, rules her own underworld and has fought and defeated various other netherworld rulers such as Mephisto, Blackheart, and Satan and defeated them. Loki has rewritten reality on more than one occasion, weaving reality as easily as he weaves lies. By comparison Thor is a much more straightforward god, but something you forget is that he is still only Prince of Asgard. Though he is older than world's and civilizations, he is still a relatively young god. And Asgardians only grow stronger as they age. As powerful as Thor is now, he will grow stronger and stronger still the older he gets.
Thor still has room to grow.
The deer god is an idiot...
*starts sharpening his slayer axe*
8173002 That's your prerogative. I never said he wasn't a God in your story, just that the verse I use for reference when dealing with Thor explicitly states he isn't, using the same arguments you make yourself in the summary regarding Celestia and Luna.
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In the case of one: What did I do to earn this 'jump down the throat rar you're wrong blablabla' crap?
In the case of the other: A proper Norse God only does Godly things when facing Godly Foes. Thor in particular was known for being quite down to Earth, but that doesn't mean he never showboated.
But seriously, I haven't read the fic. I wasn't critiquing the fic. I was just stating that I find its title and summary ironic, because it's self-defeating/hypocritical. It states that being a powerful, magical being is not enough on its own to make someone a God. And then it says, 'Except for this guy, because I said so.' And 'the guy' in question himself - at least in recent media - declines that, citing the same reason as the summary; he is powerful, but not omnipotent, and therefore not a God.
TLDR: Such defensiveness, much wow.
8173493 About Hulk lifting Mjolnir? https://youtu.be/O617ZHcazwA?t=2m3s
Yeah, Hulk keeps on doing things. X) In the movie he just didn't have the time to gather enought strengh to lift it.
8173537 In one iteration of the official universe. A cinema. The same one(cinema verse), where Tony declared himself Iron man to public in year one, while in comics he hides his identity. Thor is a god, Just googled it, and found the full publication story of Thor from Marvel. If you want, I can link it to you.
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You are on a sight that hosts stories, so I assume you know how to read. I therefore wonder: Did you even read the comment you just replied to?
Thor, you fool! You have yet to understand the intricate battle of politics!
You are revealing the weakness of your allies to your enemies, warrior-God! You may believe yourself to be powerful, but in the face of great numbers when protecting your own you may very well fall!
8173781 You mean this?
He declines being called a god in one version. Cinematic. Which I'm pretty sure doesn't have to follow TRUE comic canon.
8173781 And did you even read what MY comment was? I simply pointed out how, in the majority of media, the character DOES call himself a god (LITTLE g, not big G), and even behaved as such, up to and including being able to hear prayers directed at him. You then, in a response to my comment, declare you haven't even read the story, and that a single media representation is what YOU take as the be all and end all where he does NOT call himself a god. Then you get extremely defensive, and in this comment, virtually insulting more than any comment aimed at you.
TL;DR : If you haven't actually read the story, or the source of fiction this aspect of the character is from, you have no leg to stand on.
8173984 Jeez, I'm from Russia, and know more about Marvel than this guy.
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The response to both of you is simple and identical: I never said he wasn't a God in this story, nor did I say he wasn't a God in the majority of his media, or did I ever say he wasn't a God in more than one medium. I was not critiquing the story, I was just making an observation as to some irony which, point of fact, applies even if he really is a God. I was making a joke, not declaring canon.
I would appreciate if we could let this discussion drop in favor of things relevant to the story / you guys would stop flinging facts me as if I was ever actually arguing about something in the first place. The author I can understand, but what's the excuse the rest of you are using, particularly after I clarified my intent? This entire chain has just been a pointless derail wherein people make me out to be an ignorant schmuck because I dared have a sense of humor and attempt to share it with you.
You'd think the fandom of a series preaching 'friendship and understanding' wouldn't be so 'bucking' toxic, but hey, humanity and the internet. Friggin' worst of any fandom, the lot of you.
8174052 It din't look like a joke, and it did look like declaration that cinema is right, and comics are wrong in calling Thor a god.
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Put some points into wisdom and learn to read context clues then. This is the internet; you can't expect everyone to tag [sarcasm] / [joke] / [not serious]. You can read words, so maybe work on picking up their intention too? But that aside, the post you responded to made it very clear what I was saying.
But whatever, I'm done with you idjits.
Edit: As an aside - the latter half of your statement "declaring the comics are right" is entirely words put into my mouth. So where you aren't taking into account what is written you're shoving crap in that's not.
8174052
Doesn't look like a joke, looks like a declaration that everyone considering Thor a god is wrong.
8174066 I'm usually quick on the uptake, but everytime someone told you that Thor IS a god, you came up with arguments against it. So I really doubt that there was any irony or humor in what you were saying.
8173668 Well fair enough. I think Red hulk wielded the hammer once because they were in Zero Gravity, as well. There's no accounting for depictions from writer to writer, let alone across diverse media.
8174095 Ooh, oh oh. Good point right there. Gonna PM you a theory about that hammer. =) If anyone want's. leave a comment and I'll do the same to you.
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Fun fact, the clip you showed was from the Ultimate Marvel Avengers movies, where the hammer Thor wielded was built by stark to mirror the effects of Mjolnir by making the hammer insanely heavy whenever someone other than him tried to pick it up
8173377 cool cool hehe
8174052 Dude... you are SERIOUSLY a hypocrite.
Dude - YOU started the flame war. YOU insulted people who tried to correct you. YOU started insulting people. Pot, meet kettle.
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I dropped no insults until it was clear I was talking to a pair of brick walls after you continually responded to me repeating and expanding on my disclaimer: "I was making no genuinely global statements about Thor's divinity" with, "But he's a God everywhere else."
You kind of demonstrated a lack of reading comprehension there. And if it wasn't a failure to understand, then it was malice. I have barely enough patience for the former, and certainly none for the latter. But whatever, I know well enough how this crap works.
You fail or pretend to fail to understand what I believe should have been obvious, even after I go to great pains to make it even more clear. Then you play the 'you're just a jerk' card, when all this crap started with me trying to explain what SHOULD have been a simple joke.
And then I get fed up and opt out of the whole thing, so you just have to poke the bear again to get the last word in, and regardless of how this goes I end up the villain in this stupid, petty comment chain. And I have no choice but to let the pair of bricks get the last word in, because otherwise this entire thing will just keep escalating because nobody ever respects it when I try to - subtly or blatantly declare that I. am. DONE HERE, and never wanted to go this far in the first place.
The worst part is there's two of you pulling this rap, when one was bad enough. So not only was there a brick wall conversation going on, but two simultaneously. That both felt it necessary and dire to repeat the same friggin thing in marginally different words at every turn of the cycle.
Kindly stop replying, escalating this pointless fiasco, and filling the author's comment feed with irrelevant, circular arguing. That way I stop getting notifications about this stupid derail before I figure out how to mute it, you get to pat yourselves on the back for starting an argument over literally nothing of substance, and everyone can move on with their lives.
EDIT: Also, it isn't hypocrisy. How can I be the worst member of a fandom that I'm not part of? Even taking that as a false statement - I didn't persist, perpetuate, and fuel the random fandom debate. I just repeatedly stated that I wasn't trying to do that, only for you fine gentlemen to repeatedly ignore that to continue shoving your perceived enlightenment down my throat.
8174489 You're getting one more response...
You started this whole thing making a blanket statement - REREAD that initial comment, nowhere did you say "only in the medium I saw", you flat out said "Thor and the Asgardians dont claim to be gods, only Loki does". We pointed out that, yes, they do. You erupted. YOU are the brick wall, down to making insults and declarations of absolute trollish fortitude about how we must be "the worst part of the fandom", because, oh well, you didn't read the fic and obviously weren't talking about ALL the aspects of the character, you mean you're not psychic to understand?"
Which brings me to one last question - why did you even feel the need to make a comment like that on a fic which you stated you had not read, about a character you're only tangientally knowledgeable about?
8174556 Because I thought the irony was funny? Therefore, I figured someone else might find it funny.
8174150 Oh, so it's not a real one, huh. OK, I stand corrected. Hulk never really lifted Mjolnir.
8174636 Here we go again. Seems I need to remind you your own first comment.
Your very first comment. Pretty cut and dry, you claim to know about Marvel Thor, you claim that Marvel Thor is not a god. While he IS, in comics. Movies(by this time at least two) are wrong about Marvel lore. Yet you try to play it as a joke, now that trying to prove your point of view didn't work.
Best thing Thor can do in my own humble opinion is to bring down the tundah on all the gods and simply start over.....but most likley such a action would come back and bite him in his asgardian a**.
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Dude what is wrong with you? I make one mistake, immediately try to clarify and correct it, and you just. keep. pressing. forever.
I might have provided a target, but I didn't start the shooting.
Let the topic drop already. Your buddy has already said everything you could think to say before you said it, as he had throughout this entire conversation.
I get it - everyone else gets it - and I'm pretty sure the local flies get it when they happen to see the screen.
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If I recall correctly, Thor was heir to the Odinforce, which is basically Odin's power and Odin can probably blow away an galaxy if he wanted. And even without that, Thor is unique among asgardians because of his lifeforce, dubbed the godfoce, which is about as strong as the pheonix force. And the pheonix force is literally the universal god of birth and creation.
Huh.....
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Well the pheonix force represents all life that ever did still does or ever will exist in the multiverse which is why its do powerfull
Well, then the culprit might be another race.
And now the elks are going to be assholes, Thor is going to wipe the floor with them
Should it be quit?
WHERE THE FUCK IS LOKI?!?!?!?!?!?!