You know the one good thing about sleep? It blocks out a lot of crap you don't wanna listen to. And where I sleep... There's plenty of noise.
I sleep in a room with my two younger siblings, both are boys so obviously, they need to wake up at the butt crack of dawn, and wake up the whole house with the tv blaring and they're stupid arguments.
But when you work at your dads work, which is pretty much a huge work place, and the work your told to do, is to clip the bushs, which are the fire thorn ones, and pick up the twigs and place them in a trash bin and take it to a pickup truck and dump it in the back, and to yank out weeds near ponds, and in the cracks in concrete... Did I mention it's in the blazing heat of the summer sun? Yeah, it sucks! But, I get paid quite a bit for doing it all... So... Kinda worth it.
But when you do all that for a whole day, and you go home to bed... Sleep comes easy... And you become hard to wake up.
But, I needed to get up, or that's what my alarm clock is telling me, by beeping like crazy, to the point that I wanted to burn it... In the flames of the Warp.. Don't worry about it unless you're a Warhammer 40k person, then please do worry... Cause that may mean I am turning to Chaos... And that's bad.
I lift my head to the infernal clock, and I slam my hand on the top of it to shut it off. I lift myself out of bed, and look back at it.
Oh, yeah, now my cats giving me the, "You're a dick face." Cause I woke him up, hey, he's on my bed, so it's his fault, not mine.
I yawn and walk to go get dressed.
-Two hours later-
So, I bet you're all wondering, "Hey, what do you have planned for today?" Well, I'm going to a con. My friend was able to convince his parents to take me, and my parents said it was fine... That was three months ago, and in that time, I had a lot of ideas of what to go as. My first was to go simple, so I thought, Hey I could go as Scout from TF2, I looked the part, and I was pretty fast too, then I thought it may have been done a bit too much. Then I thought, hey, why not my Chosen Undead character from Dark Souls? Then I thought of the armor and weapons... Which all of it was Silver Knight armor, a Silver Knight shield, and a Black Knights sword, I was immensely lucky to get that sword on my first Black Knight, don't ask how, it just happened. Then I ruled that out, I thought of my Fallout Three character, then, ruled that out. My friend and me had another friend who was great at making costumes, and me and my original friend helped make them, and in the end, I chose to go as a Spartan Pathfinder, and my friend went as the Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who. Kinda sounds like a bad joke when you think about it, the Tenth Doctor and a Spartan walk into a bar... Heh, kinda funny I guess.
So, I get ready to head out as my friend comes to pick me up, so after an hour of preparing and then waiting, his parents van parks out front, I get up and walk outside, I walk up to it and the door opens, I jump in, and we're off.
-two more hours later-
So, after all that, we finally make it, I see people walking around dressed up in some grade A badass gear, I can't really name too many, most are from games I never played, and some are anima characters, to which the only full anima I watched was Full Metal Alchemist. I see a few TF2 people walking around, I see a blue spy walking with a few people dressed as characters from Naruto wearing a mask that had the face of Naruto on it, clever, and hilarious. My friend had immediately broken off without a word, to which, it is only me. So I start to wander around, looking at different venders, I see a few choice looking ones, I turn to see a My Little Pony stand with a few guys looking at comics, and a few others looking at plushies, I continue on my way.
That's when I saw the Resident Evil 4 merchant, now, you see, I never played Resident Evil, none of them, but I watched the game grumps play a bit of it, and if I remember correctly, they shot him to see what would happen, and it turns out he came back to life and scared the shit out of them... Hilarious to the fullest!
So, seeing him, I walk up to him to look at his wares.
"Ah, a true warrior I see?"
I look up at him as he said that, he has his eyes locked on me, a bit creepy, but, hey, no one knows if I'm looking or not, best part about a visor, no one knows if you're looking or not.
"Eh, wish that was true, but I'm just a normal guy, nothing special."
"Ah, true, true, but, if you had an A.I. wouldn't that make it easier for you to be better?" He cocks his head at me, waiting for my answer.
Clever sir, oh so clever. "Yeah, an A.I. would make targeting my enemies so much easier." I say jokingly. I turn my head to look over at another stand, and when I look back, he has a metal case in his hands.
"Then maybe this would help?" He offers for me to take it, to which I do, I unclip the clasps, and pop it open, I look to see a glowing A.I. chip, it looked just like Cortanas, same color too.
I whistle at it, some fine detail, and it looks like actual metal, whoever made it is a damn good artist.
"How much for it?" I ask, looking back up at him.
I could tell he was grinning under his mask. "For you... Twenty Dollars."
Damn... Cheap... Seems too cheap...
"It can't be that cheap, what's the matter with it? Is it defective or something?"
He shakes his head "No no, nothing like that, it's something that's been taking up a bit of room and no one seems to want it, so, for you, twenty dollars."
Hm... Seems a bit suspicious... But, hey, it's cheap, and looks well made, so, why the hell not?
"Alright, sounds fair." I open pouch with my wallet in it, and pull it out, I fish out twenty dollars and pass him the money.
"There you go, twenty dollars."
I can tell he's smiling again "Thank you, enjoy the A.I."
"Thanks, I'll make sure I do." As I say that, I pick up the case, only for everything to go black, then the Rainbows start, and, the single thought I had, was "Aw shit..."
Hmm... You should do that and have some one record it, just for the lulz. Anyway, I forgot I had tracked this story.
Hey leigon? I was wondering about this and I wanted to do it, but I didn't want to do so without your permission, so I wanted to ask if (after you finish the story) if I could do a reading of it for youtube. :3
I feel that this needs to be said. Your spelling and grammar is terrible. A few examples,
Bushs should be bushes.
Dads should be dad's
You said anima, but I think you meant anime.
Thats just some of what I remember. You should really look into getting an editor... Or finding a better one if you already have an editor. Besides the spelling and grammar I think the story is pretty good.
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6166889 Look, I'm a pretty new author, so not everything I make will be gold, and I thank you for telling me some of the things I need to work on, and this is only my second story, and I wish I could get an editor, but, if I'm correct (pretty sure I may not be) then I need to use Gdocs, (And, since I'm an insane dumbass who can't write worth shit) I'm unable to use it because of some issues that I'm having with it... So, when I can actually make time (which will obviously only be so night) I'll go back and fix as much as I can, also, I may not have been working at full capacity on this one, because, I was up until 3:00 am just working in it... And me being me, My mind likes to wander away from my current objective... So, yes, I will go back to fix the problems when I get the chance, but as for now, it'll be just that... My shitty ass writing capabilitys. Until I find the time.
6166787 Hm... I'll think on it, it won't take me long to think about it, and I'll get back to you on it.
6167109 thanks! If you do agree I'll be sure to give you credit to the story and all that jazz before I start and after I finish, and if you don't want me to don't worry about it. I won't carry any hard feelings. :)
6167099 I would offer to be an editor for you, but I have no idea how that would work out.
6167915 Same, I'm not sure how I can let somebody edit, wish I did... But, thing with me and technology... We hate each other, yet, we must work together... Even if some of the things I want won't work.
yeah, as soon as you see rainbows, you know shit is about to go down. its the logic of equestria and we all know it
FUCK uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu y u no finish
6224303 Sir, I have been busy, and the other author is busy, so, not done, BUT! we have worked on it, and it's nearly finished, and that may be sometime this week.
Will you at least make sequel. Because finding a good halo fic is really hard. Also can you make a displaced character named lucius bloodlust who is a rogue class spartan in kent's universe.
6224398 Well... I don't know, Probably not, I mean, I could, but I don't know the character, or how he acts, or... Well... Pretty much, him, and I'm guessing it's a character you made... Also, it ain't hard to find some good Halo fics, pretty easy if you know where to look.
Its hard to find a human from our world becoming a halo character also if he acts like kent and has just arrived... he also is in kent's universe and knows all about the displaced
6224436 Well, Kent doesn't even know about the Displaced yet, so, your character shouldn't either, and again, I'm not sure... I mean... I have an idea for the ponies, but I can't reveal anything yet.
No I mean he acts and thinks like kent. But he was in this world before equestria. Also what do you mean by an idea for the ponies. Anyway if you can do it I want him to have spark instead of a personal ai.
Nope, not telling my ideas anymore! Also, look, I'm not sure I can, also, Spark? Do you mean a Monitor? Like, 343 Guilty Spark?
No like spark vs regret spark. An oracle. And alsi spark is funny. Oh wait hold on are you thinking of flood ponies. Hahahahaha. Oh my god why. Because the flood always piss me off.
Also spark can fix serenity if need be. So ha. Also y u no arbiter/promethean
Oh no! You found me out! HAHAHAHAHA No! second, never heard of those two, sorry. But they may be in a book... Eh, I really need to read those things.
6224523 Serenitys fine, buuuut... She may get broken later on... Second, he ain't Master Chief... None of those guys.
Play the halo two campaign and beat mission 9. But really flood vs various displaced. How badass would that be
Who cares who he is too I mean prometheans in equestria. Think about it
Did I detect HERESY
In this chapter?
6442470 PURG IT WITH FIRE!
(Beware, it's loud!)