Well... This is different... As you can guess, I'm dreaming but... It... It seems too real, I feel like I'm really here. Oh the dream I'm currently in is one of a dark tunnel... And the walls are rocks so obviously I'm in a cave with only one way to go, forward. So I walk deeper within, it seems like I had been walking for hours until I finally ended up in a cavern which by how I felt, must be huge!
I look left and right and I notice I can see but barely. I look forward to see something in the middle of the cavern, it kinda reminds me when you see a dragon sleeping in its den on Skyrim. And if that game has taught me anything, it's that I shouldn't wake it up or go anywhere near it, but as you can guess... I never really cared for the more intelligent things in the game. I more or less just beat everything up with a fucking sword and walked away, oh don't tell me you all haven't done the exact same thing! You see a dragon, you look at your gear and your level and you say "Fuck it" and yell "LEEROY JENKINS!" And charge right at it. But as you can guess I'm not that stupid, so I start inching my way forward towards it to get a better look when it then decides to get up... And I swear if this wasn't a dream I would have definitely shit myself, and pissed myself. What I see ain't a dragon, it's a giant creature with a huge head with a huge maw with three strips of skin coming off of it, two on the bottom and one at the top, all hanging down as if rotten. Tenticales start moving around, covering up my escape route, and surrounding me. I look up to see the abomination that puts fear in all of us Halo Fans, Gravemind.
"What has wondered into my place of sleep?" It inquiries.
Oh I swear his voice! It's terrifying and epic at the same time! It sounds like hundreds of voices speaking at once, and a hundred more echoing.
"Well? Speak!"
That's when I found my voice.
"H-How are you real?! And for that matter, alive?!"
"Ah, a soldier of steel and strength, not as much as the other ones, but still a warrior, tell me... How did you get here?"
"How should I know? I just popped up."
"Interesting..." I think it's pondering, I said think! It's got so many voices it's hard to tell.
"If your here... Then this means my time is close! I shall be able to finally come forth!"
"Wait, WHAT?!" Oh no, this is very bad! He can't be able to go to Equestria! Nothing could stop it if it does come!
"Oh none shall stop me now! I shall devor all life!"
Aw hell naw Bitch!
"You'll have to get through me first!" It looks down at me and laughs.
"A puny warrior like you? Ha! Do not make me laugh! You can not stop me for I have one last Equine under my control! She could not fend off the power I put over her, her will was not strong enough! She shall find the last spore and release it!"
"You forget, I'm a fucking Spartan! I'll make sure she doesn't release you!" I really hoped I sounded more confident then I felt.
"You will never find her, she is hidden, and she will get that last spore and release me!"
He towers over me, "And you shall die!" And he rushes towards me, maw open wide. I put my arms up trying to defend myself, then I open my eyes.
I raise my head and look around the forest clearing I'm in, I have no clue how I got here but it's fine by me! I prop myself up on my elbows and take a better look around. It's open and clear of all underbrush and trees, I look over to see I was laying next to a log. I get up and sit myself down on it and take off my helmet, I look into the visor of my helmet to see my reflection, I got a bit of a stubble but the only real difference in my appearance, I have dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, my skins a bit pale but that's mostly because I stayed inside a lot, I sigh at my situation.
"Well, look who woke up! Took you long enough." I jump at the voice and look all around me, no ones near me then I look up, and I see the one being that my inner Space Marine is yelling at me to Purge. Discord, the Spirit of Chaos, the maker of crazy cotton candy clouds that rain chocolate milk, and checker board ground, the one being who really reminds me of Sheogorath.
"You were asleep longer than normal... Well for your kind that is." He takes out a random book from behind him and puts on reading glasses and starts skimming the book.
"A guy can over sleep can't he?" I ask.
"Yes he can, I guess." Discord throws the book into the air were it disappears, and he takes off his glasses and wipes them with a cloth. He then puts them back on and looks at me.
"So, how did you get here?"
"I don't have a clue in the world on how I got here."
"Well... I still didn't get a thank you."
"For what?"
"Getting you away from Celestia when you ran, I teleported you closer to the Everfree so you could get away from her."
"Oh... I was wondering how that had happened, thanks... I guess."
"Your welcome, now! You may want to hurry and find that one pony."
I look at him with wide eyes, "How the hell..."
"I was listening onto the conversation, very difficult thing to do, but at least I did it."
"Do you have any clue who, what, and where she could be?"
"Well... She's a Bat pony, and if memory serves me right, and her name is Eclipse. She's currently residing at a town not for from here... I can't quite remember it's name."
"Wait, how do you know all of this?" He looks at me and ponders for a second, tapping his chin.
"She looked suspicious after I went to the town earlier this week. She was walking around, looking dazed, with a distant look in her eyes, and me being me, I instantly knew something was wrong. But I couldn't really do anything to her because if I did I'd get in trouble."
"Hm... Makes sense, do you got a map to the town?" He looks at me, then puts his lion paw into his ear and pulls out a map, then hands it to me.
"There you go, now I must be going, ta ta!" With that, he disappears.
Most. Fucking. Random. Dude. EVER!... And that's why I love him! Wait... Why was he at the town?... Oh who gives a shit! He's Discord! But I better look at the map. I look down at it to see its an actual map... For a second I thought it just be scribbles, ok... So I gotta get past Ponyville... Then gooooo... East? I think? Oh fuck me I hate maps! I look up from the map, then I look back down at it. Oh fine! I put it away and start heading towards ponyville, and if I've read enough Fics... Then their gonna be a bit... Distressed at seeing me, Eh why should I care? I'm a Spartan now.
I put my helmet back on and start walking again.
"What was that all about?"
"Well hello to you too Serenity, and it was nothing, but we have are heading!"
"And where's that?"
"A town that I have no clues to what it's name is!"
"Should I care? Or even ask?"
"Probably not... Unless you wish to become frustrated."
"Alright then" and we now continue are journey!
-three hours later-
I'm hiding in a bush at the edge of the Everfree looking out at Ponyville, it looks like a normal day. They got stands set up, and ponies are milling around getting groceries. One of the stands as I could see has nice red apples on it, and manning the stand is Applejack. She's talking to Rarity it looks like, which I can also see the white unicorn with a gem in her hoof, she looks like she's showing it off and Applejack is just rolling her eyes.
"Hey Serenity?"
"Yes?"
"How did you get a pulse grenade?"
"I accessed your memorys and conjured one up."
"You gotta be fucking with me."
"We're in a land full of magical horses... What do you think?"
Well damn, she makes a good argument.
"Ok, if you can do that... Can you make an armor ability?"
She's silent for a few seconds before responding.
"Yes, I think I can try."
"Alright, we need the invisibility cloak, can you make that?"
"As I said, I'll try." And with that, she's silent again, I sit there and wait for about thirty minutes until I hear that sound you hear when a Promethien Knight appears and I feel something change in the armor.
"Their, done, it should be able to get you through the town. But you'll need to keep to the shadows, and take breaks every few minutes."
"Alright, let's do this!"
5982937 New chapter up!
Nice. He's gonna get spotted isn't he?
The chapter looks great and I can't wait for the next one
5983082 Mmmmm... It's a... Possible... That he may be caught... Or not... How the hell should I know? Wait... I'm the author... Well then... Eh, we shall see.
5983087 Thank you! It will come out at one point, but it may take time.
I wasn't notified that this was updated even though I'm tracking it... Oh well I caught on the home page at least
Woot
wrotwot.....reads....aaannd it's tha flood aint it.. well then he's so screwed...
5986504 Maybe... But it hasn't been released yet...
5987877 'yet'...oohohoman I've get a bad feeling
5986504 F-f-f-FLOOD?!?!?!
*starts running around in circles, flailing arms and screaming*
WE'RE ALL DOOOOOMMMED!!! EQUESTRIA IS DOOMED!!!!!
... unless...
Nicurian Emperor: Now you know that's illegal, breaking into someone else's story, Rocky Runner.
But Equestria-
Nicurian Emperor: They will find a way. And it's not our place to interfere with other universes.
But you do it ALL THE TIME!!!!
Tyraxn'glora Grinsdanixa: We could do it.
No, you're worse than the Flood.
Serenity quickly, conjure up a Mantis! or Pelican , or a hornet, or infinite rockets! Or the rocket(halo 3) /grenade(halo reach on the falcon) machine guns.
5999922 Jack:we could help the kid-
RAIDEN:.....you just want to Cleastia don't you ....??
5999922 Jack:we could help the kid-
RAIDEN:.....you just want to Cleastia don't you ....??
5999922 Jack:we could help the kid-
RAIDEN:.....you just want to Cleastia don't you ....??
5999922 Jack: we could help the kid-
RAIDEN: You just want to kill sun butt don't you..
Jack:Ughh....
YES YES He does...
6000483 She can only make small things. But maybe if they found a way to charge her up maybe... But that ain't gonna happen anytime soon.
5999922 Well I don't mind if someone wanted to try that thing with the pendents, so people could call for help from different Equestria's. I kinda wanna try that.
6002592
Would there be a recharge time or how often per day should would be able to use her item creation ability? There would be a problem for the protagonist if he needs to fire a lot of bullets really fast. Also, could the protagonist use more than one armor ability? What if . . . he uses a Thruster Pack to shield bash with a Hardlight Shield? wouldn't that be neat?
6002686 Yes he could... If he was smart enough, which he is but just doesn't have a use for it yet. Also I'd say it need to take Serenity about... A few days to make something big, and would take her a week or so to recover from it. I gotta put a limit so people don't think he's to over powered, that's for The Silver Knight in another fic I'm working on.
6002701
What about that one armor ability that allows you to spawn a sentry, but modified further to be mobile and spawn several instead of only one? The armor ability would be spawning them, not serenity.
6002751 I was thinking about that, and I may add it. Not sure yet.
6003206
Yeah, sounds like a great strategy to overwhelm your enemies. Imagine highly mobile-flying-ancient energy weapon wielding-energy shield encased-bum rushing-exploding sentries. If your familiar with the term zerg rush from Starcraft, this would be the equivalent of Zerglings armed with ranger energy weapons, moderate rate of fire, and moderate maneuverability with the capabilities of flight. This may-or-may not be an instant army of 300, but should be enough to defend against a company of guard. Why under power Spartans that can flip tanks with one hand like it was made of foam? This 'little' spartan can arm wrestle a dragon between the ages of teen-adult and win. This is what a Spartan is and should be. They are demi-gods of badassery. If that's not a word, then it will eventually on urban dictionary.
6004031 Indeed it should be a word, but those are more of the Spartan 2's who were made to fend off armies by themselves, Spartan 4's can flip shit like a Spartan 2, but they can't stay up as long with how much they get shot at. But if we had the Spartans from Halo 5 then they could use the jump pack to leap into the air, then slam onto the ground, decimating all enemies in the near area, but just imagine the pain afterwards.
6004059
Well, do you think you lack enough details of the protagonist to make hit a spartan from halo 5 rather than halo 4? Did you say what exact series of spartan the protagonist is? (i think you said he was a model 4 or 6 spartan.)
6004242 Spartan 4, but I didn't want him to be a Spartan 2 because he would have been a bit overpowered, people don't think so but once you think about it, Spartan 2's are near invincible, and can fight off a lot of enemies. The ponies wouldn't have a chance to even fight.
6004286
Except for old battles of humans vs. whatever ponies and their allies. Did the old humans lose the war? If so, they should be ashamed. It doesn't matter if it was against an alicorn army, THEY LOST (did they?) AGAINST TECHNICOLOR TALKING HORSES!!!! I would only find the battle acceptable if it was old/medieval humans vs magic talking horses. To lose against the ponies is to have the greatest of humiliation upon their shoulders.
6004311 Those other Spartans were 3's and they were defeated by shear numbers more then anything, Spartan 3's weren't the best of Spartans. But they all went down fighting.
6004345
I probably shouldn't be assuming things until the story advances further, but, . . . . the UNSC that is billions strong, with the access to nuclear armaments, MAC cannons, FTL travel, lost to a single planet that lacks the conventional means to ground to space transportation, with guards that were crappy quality armor that only protects 40% of their body.
6004345
Are you familiar with Red vs. Blue?
6004611 Well, the Spartans were transported to Equestria with no contact to the UNSC. Also Yes I am, I love Red VS Blue, why do you ask?
6004615
Gotta love their plot. The animations were a plus. Not sure if Red vs. Blue will be the same without Monty Oum.
6004628 Indeed... I am planning on some RvB references.
6004635
here's one. Caboose: "Yeah, sometimes I wonder if there's things we'll never explain. You know, like, you know, what if we did answer all the questions? You know, would we live on, like forever, happy with our triumph over ignorance? Or is ignorance just a common enemy that once destroyed, would leave our species without a reason to carry on? I guess it doesn't matter what the answer is...because even if supreme knowledge did bring about the end of our species, the thought of obtaining it is just what would keep us together. You know? People will always look up at the sky...and just wonder why we're here. WATER BISON POWERS, ACTIVATE!"
6004674 Damn Caboose... That's deep...really deep... But I thought more along the lines of Serenity giving the protagonist a spike gerenad and he throws it really badly and hits either a wall or a tree and she says, "That was the worst throw ever... Of all time." And he responds with "Not my fault, the tree/wall got in my way."
6004710
while we're on the subject of grenade throwing, what about Donut throwing arm? Where Donut kills Texas who was driving a scorpion?
6004754 I loved that part, they all just look at it as it flys across the canyon and sticks her in the tank.
Pinkie is gonna ruin it, I just know it.
6004674
You sound like Tzeentch......
It is things like this that shows how beautiful the Internet is.
You mean so he wouldn't have been forced to kill Celestia like putting down a rabid dog.
Ehhh.....
There's no sense of pacing... it's just boom, there's the deep end now keep swimming while i turn the waves on.
No explanation of how or why we're in a pool, nor why we need to swim, just do it.
Is no one going to point out that you don't find dragons in dens in skyrim? Because you don't. you don't even find them underground. They are always in the open flying around raining fiery death upon anything that crosses their paths.
8340763
True. They fly around to damn much.... oh fuck me it is 3:00 help.