Discord tricks Apple Bloom into getting a dick in the middle of estrus season. Hilarity ensues.
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I am never writing an 9-way foal orgy again. That was so very confusing...
TOO BAD!
Ohhh, Big Mac. Silly, silly pony. A good deal of the madness to come is your fault (and, admittedly, that of the parents with similar views that you represent in the story). Inadequate sex education is enough of a problem for humans - for ponies going through estrus, it's a disaster.
Interestingly, though, Rainbow Dash's section earlier implied dutiful adherence to your Moon Tea schedule is effective at preventing pregnancy. I'm guessing we're about to see a stress test of said efficacy in young ponies.
Poor Applejack - just her luck to get stuck in an estrus story with Big Mac in his rarely seen patriarchal-moron form.
(And for god's sake, could someone legal bang Cherilee before she earns a spot on Equestria's equivalent of To Catch A Predator?)
. . . and then a schedule was made for when fillies could
meatmeet up with colts at the CMCclopclub house.and then a business was made.
cmc's club never looked better.
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Actually furries are people that like anthropomorphic animals, but most people use it to refer to the people that like porn of that or the animals themselves. (by the way most people don't consider cloppers furries)
Um... I don't know what kind of you've seen clop but I'm a clopper so I see at lot of clop from various websites (obviously) And I'm pretty sure the majority of the artists are actual artists and don't "[trace] anime porn, [color] it like a pony, then [slap] the pony's head on it" and they actual draw it themselves. And as for the bipedal ponies thing, I don't know how it started, but nowdays there are three subsections of clop: pony, anthro, and human(ized). And the people drawing the r34 art can choose one of those three sections.
But honestly I don't want to have an argument about clop with you, and I really don't want to get on your bad side. You can take what you want from my side of the the argument, counter as you wish, and I will do the same. Now if it's all the same to you good day Dinky's Evil Twin.
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An interesting question might be how did Big Macintosh get that way, and how did he continue to be that way without correction? The madness only starts with him, I'm afraid. You have to look further to see what's really going on.
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Every Tuesday, except the hard ones! no idk
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They're certainly doing everything they can to make new members.
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If you want to call out my hypocrisy, you're supposed to point at all the non-bipedal artists who trace actual horses, not try to correct me as if there were one proper definition of the word furry. Anthropomorphic is a bad word, anyway. It's arrogantly homocentric. Tell me if you can, what the definition of anthropomorphic is, if you take humans out of the picture?
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In Big Mac's defence, even though he is effectively a sex cultist, he is far from a Duggar-level sex cultist.
Regarding Cheerilee, if I was in charge of the school calendar in this story, the school would be closed for the entire heat season, simply on the basis that leaving school in session would invite statutory and/or actual rape. At a bare minimum, the school should have ensured that its teachers were provided with 'heat sinks', but instead the policy seems to have been to ignore the problem and hope that it would go away. By not taking either measure, in most real-world courts the school (or district or department or whatever) would be jointly liable for her actions or outright criminally prosecuted (I forget if it was a reaction to date-rape drug use, but it is now a crime in some jurisdictions to cause someone to be raped by a third party).
Oh yeah, you are totally in the right to be disappointed when you adults pretty much explained nothing about anything. If anyone broke anyone's trust, it would be you Big Mac. You adults did the equivalent of placing a glass of water in front of a dehydrated pony, and then said, "Don't drink this. I can't tell you why, but trust us.". This is also happening while some of the other adults are happily drinking their own glasses of water, yet telling the pony not to drink. The secret is all the water had a trace amount of poison, with an easy cure that is a sunflower. Just take a bite of sunflower and bam! Safe water. Yet, the adults don't tell the thirsty pony this, so the pony dies because it was so thristy that it couldn't think straight and drank the poisoned water.
This is pretty much the plot to the story, and the adults' thought process.
Wow, I did not expect him to barge in on Applejack. Still, my previous point still stands... Because his thought process would be the same for Apple Bloom.