Discord tricks Apple Bloom into getting a dick in the middle of estrus season. Hilarity ensues.
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Hmmmm..... somehow I feel like Filthy has one over on the Apples. Perhaps he's the reason Mac's MA and PA arnt in the picture. Selling out the family must be a Rich tradition going back generations.
“As if you could ever understand!”
Oh, Apple Bloom understands, plenty.
And the marriage thing? That just makes my imagination of the weirdest herd ever, just that much stronger.
Wow. Congrats on writing a fic that actually makes me hate Big Mac. Anyway, at this point I'm just waiting for the other hoof to drop. I thought for a moment that Shady was gonna let something slip but I guess he doesn't know that much either. I'm just hoping the reveal isn't "Surprise! You're all pregnant!" without AB or anyone figuring it out. Also maybe I'm forgetting something, but what happened to Discord?
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He's in Princess Celestia's tender, loving care.
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Hm... that's an interesting way to interpret it, at least. I haven't mentioned him saying anything about or to the Apples though.
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Applejack was yelling at Big Macintosh the whole time. I guess that wasn't clear.
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It was Big Mac that tipped me off. His complete hatred of pre-marital sex indicates something has happened to either him or Mac's pa that would make them feel that way. The only thing I can believe would raise that level of hate from him would be something like what has happened to Diamond or the death of a parent. I'm going to guess the latter as its rather common, infidelitys leads to a terminal STD which spreads among a group. With Diamond's mother out of the picture, and both Apple parents out of the picture its easy to assume that that fact might be related. If infidelity is involved it could explain why Filthy has an aversion to friendship, and why Mac blames female estrus for the degradation of society. If Mac's Pa caught what he had from DT's mother and gave it to Mac's mother it could explain why Mac believes sex is to blame.
If only I could get all those pictures >:3
"curling her toes at the feel of it inside her."
O.o what
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Ponies have four toes!
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If only I could draw them.
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Wow, you think that's hatred? You don't want to see Big Macintosh when he's angry.
Nevertheless, I can totally see the story going that way. That'd be terribly sad.
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I call it hate because he sees the act of premarital sex as evil. Both in that when the heat gets into mares it make them want to use him or Applebloom, and that stallions who are weak will just be hanging around to be used by Applejack. Maybe the hate lays with Heat season in general but marriage is the exception. What keeps boggling my mind is how ponies think keeping such powerful urges secret from foals is the answer. Human urges are a bit diffrent and it's not like humans go sex crazed a few weeks a year so hiding it in their culture seems crazy to me. I hope in the end that aspect will be explained.
Wow. That Diamond scene was fucked up in a way I haven't even thought of. The other parts of fic just have children discovering themselves, but this? Oh boy... Filthy Rich has been selling his daughter's body for money, been training her to act out his customer's horrible fantasies, and to enjoy every moment of it because of the promise of money.
I couldn't be aroused by this, but it is a pretty original character trait of Diamond.
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*Scootaloo voice*: TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Loose Cunt?