Discord tricks Apple Bloom into getting a dick in the middle of estrus season. Hilarity ensues.
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Educating children about sex? What are you, some kind of pedo?
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But that would mean one less filly with horrible consequences to deal with!
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Their sex-ed instructor only taught them about anatomy, not what they can do with the anatomy. And only anatomy of their own sex, at that. Just like in real life!
And marriage is illegal because when they first established compulsory marriages, the courts were completely bogged down with mares regretting having married someone while they were in season. It becomes legal again after estrus is over.
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Yeah, pretty much.
little late for that.
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OK I see, so Big had the Granny school of sex ed. The sex is a sin unless your married and then it's fun and beautiful. So he views estrus as one huge temptation where mares become a trap for lust. He sees AJs suffering but views it as... what, the evil inside fillies making them baby crazy? Or is the whole child aspect second to satisfying their lust? Also I doubt everyone is so devoutly religious so why is everyone so crazy? I mean we see Rainbow just taking it all over the place, and Rarity is stuck in a pit of self loathing. I can only imagine how Pinky is frosting her Pie. All while I feel Twilight would fall into one of two camps, either she magically suppresses her estrus or is so fearful of disappointing Celestia that she might as well be Religious.
That brings up another thing that's bothering me? When the girls went to go see what Discord could do what the hell happened? It seems like he took care of them but AJ still thinks it's a sin when Celestia herself is getting her itch scratched? I highly doubt she thinks Discord is married to Celestia, so whats the deal?
those feels
6003352 Probably because that story 'inspired' this story?
6018267 Yeah I suppose, but I think this author said that they created it.
6018284 Just from skimming a couple a chapters, and a look through the comments, there's definitely enough discrepancy, so it's likely they're completely different.
6019957 eh true, that's believable. They could be inspired by one another, or just different with similar story line.
6020294 Yeah, not like there's a thousand Twilight becomes an Alicorn and has a Panic Attack fics, right?
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Dude, thank you for mentioning the white Elephant in the room....the possible reason why Mac is so antagonistic with heat season. I think you hit it on the head---Mac lost his parents because of a STD that turned out to be terminal, and there has to be a little bit of forbidden lust between the mare that would be Diamond Tiara's mother (and probably Filthy's wife) and Mac's papa. Let's face facts--most women will see us as dogs anyway, even if most of us are loyally faithful because of the allure of something new. And as we see, infidelity happens, and happens often. The unforseen consequence is that from that 'reunion' Mac's mama gets infected from his papa (they are a couple, probably married when they had Mac) And basically you are saying that he blaming the deaths of his and his sisters parents because of sex.
I'm surprised that somepony hasn't even though of setting the record straight as far as Mac is concerned. I have a weird feeling that Filthy Rich is still grieving too--after all he lost the mare he truly loved, not to mention the mother to Diamond Tiara because he discovered his late wife was unfaithful and that eventually led to her demise as well..
As for the mane 6, if you can't see that all of those mares have the 'walk of shame' demeanor around them, then you are blind as a bat. It's making it more obvious that they have taken care of the Main 6's collective estrus, as well as those of the Royal Sisters while in Canterlot via Discord. Tia and Lulu aren't gonna show up probably til the end, if at all, and Discord probably doesn't show up again until the end. After all the Sun and the Moon needed the daily spelunking that only the Lord of Chaos can provide and I can assume that heat week for them is more than one week considering that they are alicorns.
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt!
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Yeah. Poor Granny she's been like this whole fic.
I'm pretty sure it was mentioned that Twilight suddenly had things to do when someone noted to her that a particular stallion was available.
As for what Discord did for the desires of both Princess Celestia and the Mane 6, it's a secret to everyone
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I got in trouble for them being too similar, so I don't really want any references to that or any other possibly similar stories anywhere near this one. (so please remove the link please)
For this story, I'll post a chapter in time for church, until I run out of chapters, but I don't plan on putting much more effort into it, if people hate it enough to get it revoked. There's nowhere else on the Internet I can post this story, if that happens, so it's just too risky that nobody'll be able to read what I write, retroactively.
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Well, you have your choice of theories. Either Big Macintosh is an evil cultist who is irrationally obsessed with purity, or Big Macintosh is a perfectly reasonable stallion whose mother died of a horrible unreferenced groin disease that traumatized him for life. (One of those theories is a lot darker than the other...)
Man, I'm almost tempted to continue this just to see what you think when stuff is revealed.
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Sweetie Belle's chapter is one of my favorites~. She seems to strike a good balance in my head between graceful and carnal. AND SHE DOES NOT HAVE A PISS FETISH OKAY????? <_< >_>
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That is really bad, I don't know about most older people but having like 60+ years of being alive youd think they would sympathize with the plight of the young. I think the only reason she would get like that is because Granny is way past menopause that she don't remember what heat was like. Maybe it was a problem with communicating to Mac how valuable he is, not wanting him to get roped in by the first heat crazed mare. He takes that lesson and forces it on his siblings, subliminally thinking "If he aint getting none, neither are they."
As for Twilight, she runs off that is all that is shown. She could have run off to get a piece, or she could have gone to secure her bunker, double up on her anti estrus spells and moon tea. Or write a strongly suggestive letter to Celestia that begs her mentor to avert her ever present gaze so she can get herself buggered good and proper.
Booo.... My current theory is Discord made Celestia and Luna into Solaris and Artemis so they may sow the royal oats and satisfy the suffering mares of Canterlot.
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Isn't there a story or two that are based on just that premise? And if there is where can I find them???
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LOL, not to my knowledge but sounds like it could be Epic.
After that little bit with Big Mac, Some of the inconsistencies I was seeing have cleared up.
CMC Nymphos, , , Oh dear sweet Celestia, run for the hills.
Cutie Mark Crusaders artificial inseminators, yay!